This chapter is a total 'wtf', so please bare with it (: Thanks.

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The bright rays of light coming from a round window illuminated the small room making it easier for Taehyung to identify the time they currently were in.

"Mornings suck!", he muttered and looked down to find Jeongguk laying half naked on the floor with a worn out blanket draped over his lower region, fat tears rolled down his cheeks and he sniffled like a child, shivering as his leg hit some old cold furniture, "I hate you.", he muttered softy and tried to curl up in a ball but a sudden wave of pain hit him making him pause his actions.

Taehyung, who was oblivious to what Jeongguk was feeling or talking about moved closer only to get pushed back by the latter, "Wh-wha-", "Don't come near me, I hate you."

Jeongguk cried harder, "You raped me!"

"Wh-what? Dude... what? What? What? What?", "You Raped Me Goddamnit!", Taehyung's eyes grew wide and he instantly looked down. He was fully clothed.

"My ass hurts, I'm naked, We're alone.", Taehyung looked around in confusion and then back at himself, "Oh no no no! Jeon, I don't remember what happened last night, but I can certainly say that I didn't rape you."

"Yes you did!", Jeongguk cried out, "You raped me, you're a rapist!"

Taehyung scoffed, "I'm a man full of ethics, I'd never do such a disgusting thing. You might've seduced me."

"You fucking moron.", Jeongguk hissed and grabbed a broken lamp that was laying unevenly besides his head before tossing it towards the older. Taehyung successfully dodged it, making a victorious smile conquer his lips, that slowly got wiped off as a tennis ball hit his head, "Suck fat tentacles and choke on octopus cum."

Taehyung held the part of his head which was stinging from the sudden hard hit, "What the fuck!"

Jeongguk stilled and blinked his big eyes, tears vanishing as he did so, making him look like a scared puppy, "Please don't rape me again, I will suck your dick."

"Dude! Are you for real?", The older rolled his eyes and looked around, "You're not gonna find letters written by us when we were drunk in here- to justify what actually happened, such things happen in movies only.", Jeongguk commented and looked away. Taehyung found two pink papers folded badly, resting still on a wooden chair, waiting to be found and read, "Got ya!", he smiled and grabbed them giving the one that read 'from drunk- jeonggukie to sober jeonggukie' to Jeongguk and keeping the one that read 'from drunk hoe to hoe' to himself.

Jeongguk stared at the paper in bewilderment before opening it.

Taehyung opened his note,

"You kissed Jeongguk. He didn't kiss back. Get over it.

Xoxo"

, he gulped and looked aside. "If we didn't do anything then why does my ass hurt?", Jeongguk muttered to himself, not wanting the older to hear it, though it didn't happen, Taehyung's ears were way sharper and he actually sighed thinking about all the possibilities that will lead to the tattooed boy slapping him across the face.

"What does your letter say?", "Huh?", Jeongguk gulped and folded it, an act quite suspicious in itself, making the older to narrow his eyes and move forward, "Show me.", "No! It says nothing.. back off."

"You're sweating mate.. it definitely has some tea spilled in it.", "It's hot in here, that is why I'm sweating.", "It's 12 degrees and you're naked.", Jeongguk nervously shifted, "I will if you tell me what's in yours."

Taehyung looked at him for a few seconds before nodding his head, "Fair enough, mine says, 'Soft penis go away come again another day Daddy wants to play Vagina vagina please stay' , Now tell me yours."

Jeongguk was disgusted.

"Does it really say that?", Taehyung nodded, "Show me.", he blinked and looked down at his note and hurriedly pushed it in his mouth and started chewing

"Taehyung what the fuck?"

Taehyung swallowed, "Oops!"

Jeongguk tried to sit up but another wave of pain shot throughout his body, "Fuck my ass hurts!", his face scrunched up in pain, making the older to shift towards him in worry.

"Guk I swear nothing happened we did-", "I know.", Jeongguk cried as his hands curled up in a fist and his body trembled from both pain and cold.

"It hurts Taehyungie.. please.. it- it..", Taehyung instantly placed his hands on Jeongguks waist and turned him around, removing the blanket and throwing it somewhere in the small room. His eyes widened as he saw red all over the youngers boxers, "D-Dude... your ass is bleeding."

"No! You're lying! I'm a man, I can't be on periods. That's a big fat lie.", Jeongguk full on started sobbing

"The fuck Jeon? I didn't mean it like that. You're not on your periods."

"Oh! Thank God!", Jeongguk wiped off the sweat that was forming on his forehead and released a 'phew'

"There's a nail in your ass."

"No! You're lying! I'm not brave enough to use a nail as a dildo.", Jeongguk started wailing and trashing around, questioning the reason behind his existence. Wondering how stupid life is, can't treat him well for a goddamn second-

"What the actual Fuck Jeongguk!", Taehyung snapped and held him tightly so that he can't move, "The nail is in your left butt cheek not in your asshole."

Jeongguk stopped sobbing, "Then remove it.", he wiggled his ass but stilled when the pain increased.

Taehyung took a deep breath and placed his thumb and index finger on the side of the nail, "Please give me strength to deal with this shit.", he looked up, tightened his grip around the nail and pulled it out like a boss.

"It's out it's out! ye- oh fucking shit!", Taehyung's eyes widened as he saw the red patch on Jeongguk's boxer spreading.

"Yaay!", jeongguk giggled.

Taehyung placed his hand on the youngers ass to prevent the blood from coming out, but it soon got slapped away by Jeongguk who was glaring at him, "Stop touching me pervert."

"Jeon, you might not like this but...", Taehyung inhaled, "...I have to remove your boxers."

"W-What?", Jeongguk didn't get a single second to react as his boxers got pulled down.

"Fuck! There's a blood fountain coming out of your ass, it's directly hitting the butterfly tattoo.", Jeongguk tried to turn around but Taehyung held him down with his strong set of hands, "Don't worry, I'll take you to the hospital."

"wh-wha-", "It's okay, you don't have time to feel embarrassed, you're gonna faint soon."

Jeongguk fainted.

Taehyung sighed and used the blanket to stop the bleeding, as two questions ran through his head, "How did he get naked?", "How did he end up with a nail in his ass?"

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