(You: Taehyung)

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Something jin🧞‍♂️
Hey pals! We meeting on new year or nah?

Yoonji👵🏻
Nah

Chim💜
Nah

President Barack Namjoon
Of course baby 😊

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
Nah

Mygukkie🐰💜
Nah

You
Hey Jeongguk! long time no see ☺️

Mygukkie🐰💜 is now offline

You
😔

Something jin🧞‍♂️
I hate y'all

Yoonji👵🏻
Wassup gays 🙋🏻‍♀️

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
Someone please remove this woman from the groupchat

Yoonji👵🏻
That's rude man 😔 We're all equal here

You
Dick loving squad remains united ✊🏻 get lost garbage boy 😤

Mygukkie🐰💜 is now online

Mygukkie🐰💜
So you Gay?

You
Is this how I'd come out?
Over texts?
YAAAS HOES I LOVE PUSSIES AND DICKS
ME IS BISEXUAL
BISEXUAL IS ME
WE ARE ONE

Chim💜
You is high
High is you
Y'all are one

Mygukkie🐰💜
That's great 😊

You
Yeah 👅

Mygukkie🐰💜
So I guess only me and Jimin are straight here

You
........

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
So how's your sister doing in Seoul jeongguk?

Mygukkie🐰💜
Idk haven't talked to her in two days

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Guk you have a sis?

Mygukkie🐰💜
Yes (:

You
Your sister is in Seoul..?

Mygukkie🐰💜
Yeah I forgot to tell you, sorry

Chim💜
Taehyung was found dead in his apartment on 28th December 2018
Cause of death: Heart attack

President Barack Namjoon
I don't know if I'm the only person in dark here
What's wrong Jimin?

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
His dick fell off

Something jin🧞‍♂️
He gone bald

Yoonji👵🏻
His armpit hairs are my kink 👅

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻 is now offline

Mygukkie🐰💜
She's brought a male friend with him
So y'all don't have to worry haha

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Is he hot?

Yoonji👵🏻
How does he smell?

President Barack Namjoon
What's his IQ?

Chim💜
What's his name?

You
Lol nice

Mygukkie🐰💜
His name is Taeyang, and he's darn hot

I thought that he wasn't on Facebook earlier
But now when I typed in his full name, I got attacked like this 😔

President Barack Namjoon
You sure you ain't gay?

Yoonji👵🏻
Holy mOTHERFUCKING SON OF JESUS 🤩

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Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻

Chim💜
Taehyung sweetie, you can't compete that 😔

You
He's okay

Chim💜
Coming from a straight dude man, he's fucking fine

Mygukkie🐰💜
I think I've been talking to him for a while
He's gay, but doesn't admit it

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
You aren't supposed to say that out loud kid

Mygukkie🐰💜
It's okay Yoongs, they're friends now

You
So, the weather is amazing today haha

President Barack Namjoon
Weren't we expecting a snow storm?

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Taehyung is tryna act normal
I can sense something fishy here

Yoonji👵🏻
Jeongguk sweetie, please continue

Mygukkie🐰💜
Yeah so lol, I've been talking to a guy named 'Tae', he currently told me that he was crushing on a girl, turns out she's my sister. The next day I receive a surprise visit from my sister and his friend, who's name is 'TAEyang', he acts as if he knows me, and it feels like we know each other, and maybe he's Tae

You

President Barack Namjoon
So like, y'all been talking on dating apps?
You gay or something?

Yoonji👵🏻
Aww kid, you should probably confront him

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Wait! Are you jealous about the fact that he likes your sister?

Chim💜
FALSE ALARM

Mygukkie🐰💜
Omg no! Haha I'm not jealous, and we didn't meet on a dating app
It was kind of wrong number thing?
He texted me thinking I was someone else
Hahaha

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
*cough*

Yoonji👵🏻
You should FaceTime him
to make yourself sure

Chim💜
The app doesn't have a face time option 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yoonji👵🏻
What?

Something jin🧞‍♂️
What?

Chim💜
Lol kidding
Do it gukk
Do it 👍

You
Hehe bye guys

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
Bye amigos 👋 text me if you need weed

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Something jin🧞‍♂️
Bye putas 🤘🏼 don't get pregnant

Something jin🧞‍♂️ is now offline

Chim💜
Bye fam 🥰 have a nice day

Chim💜 is now offline

Yoonji👵🏻
Bye small penis squad 🦶🏻suck foot for good luck

Yoonji👵🏻 is now offline

President Barack Namjoon
Bye Jin, Jimin, Jeongguk, Taehyung, Yoonji and Yoongi. Meditation is a great medicine, try to do it at least twice a day 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♂️

President Barack Namjoon is now offline

Mygukkie🐰💜
Bye bye

Mygukkie🐰💜 is now offline

Hoesuck🦹🏻‍♂️
🌈🦄 I've been a silent reader for a while.. and it doesn't seem like y'all noticed...... I love being ignored 💞
Yoongi sweetie: You don't use weed, please stop pretending that you're a bad boy😔💞
Jin: let's meet on new year👍
Yoonji: You're my spirit animal🦄
Jimin: you're boring
Taehyung: I'm sorry man🏌🏻‍♂️
Namjoon: We have a bad blood starting from today 😤; reason- you didn't add me in your byebye list 💣🔪
And this last message is for Jeon: Ik who Tae is. Hint: y'all breath the same air. Stay confused 💋
bye whores 🐭 eat ass for living 🍑

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