Man jasper should be on a live commercial advertisement.

Me: Hmm... which is the Real jasper.

Jasper: it's ME! That's the imposter

Jasper 2 a.k.a Tony the tiger off of that
Frosted flakes commercial: what!?

You have the nerv-- No! You have the
AUDACITY to accuse me when your
Not even a REAL jasper when you are
A fake character off of a cartoon show.

Me: ..........you do realize your fake to
Right? Your a talking animal?

Tony: no I'm not

Me: yes you are you talking about how jasper is a fake character well
So are you  .  you are Tony the tiger off of that frosted flakes commercial

Tony: ahhh shit...

*jasper and me walk away*

Jasper: ...i have no words for this
1. What is "eating" please be specific
Human...

Me: well at least it ain't cannibalism...
😅 😐 😑 😵 disgusting...

Me: how ironic I'm doing su memes
Right now... I honestly don't know
What to think...

Jasper: first eating now dinner what
In the name of homeworld is dinner!?
Secondly I'm not a psycho

Me: ok than explain why in jailbreak
You headbutted garnet then electrocuted garnet with a destabilizer got the ship crashed
And fuse with lapis into malachite
Then hurt amethyst feelings and then
Stupidly tried to fuse with a corrupted
Gem in the beta kindergarten while
Fighting against smoky quartz.

Jasper: ...  *walks away*