Your feathers are so mean ;/

I did such a big favor for you, and this is how you treat me?

Scandalous.

...

Anyways, to answer your question, I'm just doing what I always do!

Thinking about my life decisions and contemplating death.

It's quite nice, actually. :p

...oh??

Well, it seems that someone appreciates me, at least.

Thank you, weird little feather~

Yes, that particular boy was pretty boring. Annoying, even.

I think he was like... the brains of his little sibling group.

Wore stupid glasses and everything.

It was kind of funny, actually.

...

Wow.

First of all, who the hell is Bill Cipher????

Second of all, it's quite flattering that you think I'm some kind of god just because I created all these voids and stuffed a few kids inside them.

But no, I'm human.

By the loosest definition.

Also, Rune is fine.

I don't get why you're all so obsessed with them, honestly.

All he does is drag down the mood with all his stuttering and self doubt.

Biggest killjoy ever.

What, just because you exchanged some friendly conversation for a few hours, that means you're automatically best friends with an undying loyalty towards each other until the very end?

Is that it?

You should really pay better attention to the answers of my puzzles.

They're not random, you know. I put effort into these things.

Speaking of which, I think I'll give you one right now~!

Are you excited, Joybringer?

This one should be quite easy.

It's basically the same as the first.

There's a second message starting right after the seventh chapter, all the way up to the twentieth.

Translate it, and bam. You win!

Easy, right?

Heck, I'll even give you... hm... seven hours to complete this!

Aren't I ever so gracious~