Jyn: HEY HAVE YOU ALL LISTENED TO DESPACITO?!?

Cassian: Oh no...

K2: Here we go again...

Jyn: IT'S FUCKING AWESOOOOME

Chirrut: ?

Cassian: JYN I ALREADY TOLD YOU WANT IT MEANS

Jyn: AND I DON'T CARE

Bodhi: ...

Jyn:

Bodhi: Fyck now it's stuck in my head.

Baze: What does it mean?

K2: ...

Cassian: "Yes, you know that I've been looking at you for a while
I have to dance with you today
I saw, that your look was calling me
Show me the way that I'm going oh
You you are the magnet and I'm the metal
I'm getting closer and I'm setting up the plan
Just the thought of it accelerates the pulse
now I'm enjoying it more than usual
All my senses are asking for more
This must be taken without any trouble

Slowly
I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in your ears
So that you remember when you're not with me
Slowly
I want to strip you off with kisses slowly
Sign the walls of your labrynth
And make your whole body a manuscript
Turn it up turn it up..... turn it up, turn it up

I wanna see you dance
I wanna be your rhythm
I want you to show me
Your favourite places places places Places
Let me surpass your danger zones
To make you scream
And forget your name

If I ask you for a kiss , come give It to me
I know that you're thinking about it
I've been trying for some time
Mommy this is giving and giving it
You know that your heart with me makes you bom bom
You know that this baby is looking for my bom bom
Come test my mouth to see what It taste like to you
I want to see how much love do you have
I'm not in a hurry , I want to do the trip
Let's start slowly then wildly

Step by step, soft softly
We are going to get caught little by little
When you kiss me so skillfully
I think that you're malicious delicately
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught, little by little
And it's just that this beauty is a puzzle
But to put it together here I have the pieces

Slowly
I wanna breathe your neck slowly
Let me whisper things into your ear
So that you remember if you're not with me
Slowly
I wanna strip you off with kisses slowly
Sign the walls of your laberinth
And make your whole body a manuscript
Turn it up

I wanna see you dance
I wanna be your rhythm
I want you to show me
Your favourite places
Let me surpass your danger zones
Till I make you scream
And forget your name

Slowly
We will do It on the beach in Puerto Rico
Till the waves scream dear lord
So that my seal stays with you

Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little
I want you to show me
Your favourite places places places Places
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little

To make you scream
And forget your name
Slowly"

Baze: ...

Chirrut: ...

Bodhi: 😏

Cassian: ?

Bodhi: 😏😏😏😏😏😏

Cassian: ?????

Jyn: PASITO A PASITO SUAVE SUAVECITO

K2: Oh I get it

Baze: Uuuuuu

Chirrut: Baze types for me, so, uuuuuuu

Cassian: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET IT?!?

Jyn: DESPACITOOOOOOO

Cassian: Jyn, stop it

Jyn: Nope

Jyn Erso changed group chat's name to DESPACITO BABY

Cassian: you get on my nerves jyn

Bodhi: OH COME ON IT'S SO EASY

Baze: YES

Cassian: What?

K2: Jyn, for once in 10000000 years, I totally understand you

Jyn: Thanks K.

Cassian: Can someone explain it to me?

Bodhi: You translated it and you don't get it?

Cassiam: Uhm, kind of?

Bodhi: *facepalm*

Krennic: What the hell is this why are you blowing my notifications sistem?

Jyn: DESPACITO KRENNIC

Krennic: CASSIAN STILL DIDN'T GET IT?!?

Galen: OMG!

Lyra: CASSIAN IT'S SO FYCKING EASY

Cassian: I DON'T GET IT, OK?

Vader: HOW THE HELL DIDN'T YOU GET IT?!?

Palpatine: IT'S EASIER THAN FINDING ME

Lyra: ....?

Palpatine: ignor what I said

Cassian: SOMEBODY EXPLAIN IT TO ME

Jyn: Should I tell him?

Cassian: Yes you should tell me

Jyn: You doing that to me

Cassian: Wha- oh. OHHHHH

Bodhi: ALELUIA

Krennic: FINALLY

Jyn: Despacito?

Cassian: Despacito, baby.

~Jyn and Cassian logged out~

Lyra: They grow so fast, don't they?

Galen: Yes they do.

Bodhi: 😏😏😏

K2: What to listen to it again?

Baze: Yup.

K2:

Baze: Better

Bodhi: 👍👌