Uk:Ireland i have a-

Ireland:If you ask me one more time what im doing i will declare war on you.

UK:Jesus i was trying to be nice..

Ireland:YOU SAID THAT 5 MINUTES AGO-

UK:Sorry.

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*Ireland talking to Scotland*

Uk,Shoving Scotland:Heyy Ireeee how about you talk to me instead?

Ireland:But i was-

Uk:Hes not a real country. so talk to me instead!

Scotland:HEY-

Uk:BUZZ OFF

uk:Anyways! want to talk now?

ireland: Fine.

uk, under his breathe: good job me, crisis  averted

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im sorry

i just ship those two.

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