Russia:This is an example of an idiot.

(points at America)

America:hey-

Russia:And he is also gay.

America:StOP-

Russia: plus weak.

America: Son of A-

Russia:That's why he is the perfect companion for me.

America:Aww..

Russia:Because he has no chance of fighting back when I rape him :)

America:I really want to break up with you now.

(Russia winks)

America, flustered:Nvm u to handsome.