I know. It looks like I have a disease.

Or I have kidney failure. So so.

No.

Yellow food dye or a marker I was holding exploded in my hands and now yellow ink is all over my hands.

Real question is

Yellow food dye or yellow ink? I'll let you decide.

No. My organs are fine too.

And no. It's not piss either. Ew. The fuq is wrong with you. 🤔