Ass .: look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it

Lunaxoxo: And how do I know that?
I don't even know you.
How'd you even stumble upon my username anyway?

Ass. : I honestly don't even know.
I was drunk and I saw your username in my suggestions of mutual friends.

Lunaxoxo: like who?

Lunaxoxo: I don't even talk to half
of my friends on here.

Ass .: okay maaayyyyyyyybbbbeeeeee I lied

Ass. : I kinnnd of stalked your Instagram and you're hot af.

Lunaxoxo: I have to take my
Snapchat out of my bio 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ass.: hey, that won't change a thing. I'll still have your snap (;