Borger sent me a link of a video and there's a guy who was like moaning and breathing heavily while eating the salmon.

The scary thing is I didn't even realize that he was doing those because I was so distracted at the salmon. And how he eat it is just making me cry, I fucking love salmon and my dad and I can't buy that because it's so damn expensive.

I miss salmon man. And another thing is, we mostly don't cook It, we just like it raw, my dad and I love it so we are the one who just eat that fish, my sister hates raw foods and my mom ain't that addicted like us, and because I really miss that, I think if my dad bought salmon, I would fucking eat that without sauce.

Fuck, I drank my ice tea and I'm imagining the taste of the fucking salmon. I blame borger.
I don't even care that people find that video creepy because he's literally breathing so heavily but I just want that fucking salmon.

That fucking huge ass salmon. I would rather eat that than dicks or boobs or ass.

No but seriously, I really miss salmon to the point where I'm starting to imagine the ice tea is a salmon now. I even stopped the anime just to barge in my parent's room and ask my dad to buy salmon but well , he's sleeping.

Please someone buy me salmon.
Like someone, I'm fucking begging you assholes.
Just kidding, I'm not gonna beg, I still have my pride even though I really really fucking want to eat salmon.
But if I didn't eat salmon next month and borger sent me that again,

Dox might really say that.
And there's a high chance that tree is not joking.

Can't fucking believe I would actually see myself begging for a goddamn salmon. Surprisingly, not for dicks and boobs.
That's amazing.

Just reading all of this makes me look like I have a fucking salmon fetish or some shit.