Dox : I'm gonna pee
Mom : are you gonna take a shit?! Me first!
Dox : no-
Dad : who's gonna take a shit?
Mom : me
Dad : I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES NOW-
Dox : iM GONNA PEE SO I'M FIRST

Dad : this one is good, you want this?
Dox : sure
Dad : wear your black pants then shoes
Dox : yeah that works
Dad : too bad I ain't gonna give this to you

Mom : sleep here
Dox : alright
Mom : so do you like this dress? Or this one ?
Dox : both are good
Mom : DO YOU LIKE THIS DRESS OR THE OTHER ONE

Sister : want fries?
Dox : hell yeah
Sister : wash the dishes then

Mom : I texted you multiple times but you didn't reply to me!
Dox : I'm playing my saxophone on the stage , mom.
Mom : that's not the point.

Mom : why do you look so sad
Dox : no I'm not
Mom : you don't like the clothes that I bought for you?
Dox : no I like it
Mom : no you don't

Mom : why are you smiling
Dox : my friend ju-
Mom : turn on the tv

Mom : what is this episode? Hey, why is there naked women in here?!
Dox : that's just a game-
Mom : naked women
Dox : it's a game mom-
Mom : you're playing these inappropriate games huh? I don't want you looking and watching at those kind of pictures

Dad : don't use your data , your mom will get mad
Dox : alright alright
Dad : search this on google it's important
Dox : you just said don't use my data
Dad : I said search it

Mom : I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE DATA
Dox : blame dad
Dad : what