So I told my mom there's a lot of people are going to give flowers to their partners tomorrow in school, and my mom is just

" what? "
" yeah. Some people hold hands and kiss on the hallway. "
" dox don't be like them. "

And I laughed at that while eating the avocado

" don't be in a relationship. I had my first boyfriend at the age of 25. Be like me. "

Uh yeah no way mom. No way that shit is gonna happen. I'm obeying the no partner until 18 but not that shit man. Hell n a h.

" how about punpun ? "
" nah. "
" how about l? "
" he has a crush, he's gonna confess to him tomorrow. "

And she's like " teenagers are thirsty. "

" how about m? Does he have a crush on you? "
" yeah. "
" what. "

I fucking laughed when she literally stopped eating and looked at me immediately

" so he just told you he has a crush on you. "

" yes. "
" that's weird. We don't say that until we're eighteen. "
" what? "
" so what did you say ? "
" nothing. "
" like I'm sorry I don't have a crush on you. "
" yeah something like that. "

I'm so glad she didn't ask me if I have a crush lmao, ha I fucking survived . Can't lie to my mom and she'll definitely going to ask a lot of questions , so haha oh boy

" You think your dad is going to give me flowers ? "

And I can't even respond to that, because dad is like you can't predict what he's gonna do. Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't. So like I have no idea if he will and my dad isn't that romantic anyway but I don't know. Maybe he will.

He's probably just gonna video call her and say happy valentines Day or after his work, he'll just kiss her.

I guess he just doesn't like spending money on those things but that doesn't mean he ain't gonna do anything.

He spends his money on leathers and Japanese foods lmao. I'm not complaining .

And now my mom is talking about demons and Christians
Jesus Christ mom.