Lewis and Emily are unecessarily smart LOL

Lilybug4mlp  I was so bored and thought this was funny-

Lewis and Emily: *got in the car with a stranger*

Lewis: So, our mom's in the hospital?

Stranger: Uh yeah...she was in a car accident.

Emily: Hmm...Is she okay?

Stranger: Yeah, she just asked me to take you guys home.

Lewis: So, you drive a mini van?

Stranger: Yeah, so?

Emily: but have no kids?

Stranger: *sigh* No...

Lewis: I dont see a ring... cant find a husband?

Emily: Probably because he's passed his prime-

Stranger: Oh my gosh this isnt even worth it- Im stopping the car! Get out!

Lewis: We know what you're trying to do -_-

Stranger: ...What?

Emily: Our mom often has her friend pick her up, and mostly thinks hospitals are a waste of time.

Stranger: Well what are you gonna do about it?

Lewis: *holds up a little walkie-talkie lookin thing*

Stranger: You have a cellphone?!

Lewis: No! Im to young for a cellphone. This is a pager :D

Stranger: Oh, and who are you gonna "Paaage"?

Lewis: Our mom. About 45 seconds ago.

Stranger: Well I dont see your "Mom" anywhere...

Emily: I wouldnt make any sudden movements if I were you.

Stranger: What?

*turns to see Winnie at the window*

Stranger: Oh frick-

Emily: Okay bye! :D

*They both start to get out of the car*

Stranger: If you knew what I was doing, why did you stay in the car??

Lewis: Chess club got cancelled, and we were bored.

Emily: Have fun in jail! ^^

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