Ryu: Hello my good friends. I'm planning a surprise birthday party for my best friend Shika Akia. His birthday is on April 7th and its coming up to that soon. And I need surprise ideas! Cause what my friends came up with were ridonkeyles!

Yza: How about we send him to space for a space party?

Ayaza: Too expensive. Sneak into his apartment and plan it there?

Zeon: We're breaking into his house... How about free katana lessons by me?

Rino: But isn't Zeon rich?! He can pay for the rocket idea!

Wyvon: Psht, Shika doesn't like rockets. How about we set him up on a surprise date?

Yza: Good idea!

Ryu: I ALREADY DID THAT A WEEK AGO!!

Rino: About a week ago, week ago.

Zeon: Gym party?

Ayaza: *throws up* ITS STINKS THERE!!

Rino: I GOT IT!!

Yza: What?

Rino: A party in Zeon's Mansion!!

Zeon: *draws katana* NOPE.

Ryu: That woulda been decent.

Yza: Sport Party?

Ayaza: Half of us would be CREAMED.

Ryu: How?

Yza: Bad at sports...

Ayaza: I hate sports.

Shika: I love sports!!

Zeon: o_O ABORT THE MISSION!!!

Ryu: TRAINWRECK!!

Shika: TITANIC!!

Ayaza: Wha?

Shika: You guys are shouting really old movie refrences right?

Yza: Are they even refrences?

Wyvon: No idea.

Rino: How long was he silent for?

Wyvon: Well appoximately 71 words later I spoke, divide that by the number of people that spoken, times that by how many mes there were, then double that number, cancel out 2 seconds and 1 word and boom!!

Rino: 71 ÷ 6 is 11.8 rounded, times by 1 is 11.8, double is 23.6, take away 2 seconds is 21.6 and minus a word which is roughly 0.6, and you get 21 seconds.

Wyvon: Good math.

Rino: Thanks.

Shika: This became dead. *leaves*

Ryu: OK, OK, OK! People, these guys have horrible ideas, tell me in dem comment section below ideas for Shika's birthday! The best idea shall be chosen and we shall dramatically reenact it right here, on Jomko Chronicles.

Yza: Why don't we film it? *sweatdrops*

Ryu: Nobody gives a crap on your opinion Scar Boy.

Yza: Shaddap Jungle Boy...

Ryu: DAMN YOU YUDAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

-somewhere else-

Yudai: ACHOOO!! Did Ryu scream my name this time? *covers mouth* The Apocalypse is happening!!

(A/N In all seriousness, comment down ideas for Shika's Surprise Party! Sorry YudaiMatsuro for using Yudai, thats all, Fox out!)