How Ryu would survive in a zombie apocalypse
Ryu: Ryu here! Hey guys, so I decided to talk about how I survive in a zombie apocalypse.
Yza: Yeah, like we didnt do that already.
Shika: I died by a bullet...
Ayaza: To understand whats going on, read The Apocalypse!
Yza: This is totally not a shameless self promotion for the book that 8mefox first written, and where he made us in, oh no. *cough* #shamelessselfpromotion *cough*
Ryu: Anyways, to survive I need quite a few things.
Rino: Like what?
Ryu: Number 1! Darts!
Yza: Darts the weapon of choice? Snipers are better.
Rino: No, go with a rapid fire gun, you can kill zombies quicker.
Yza: Sniper rifles are more sneaky!
Rino: Would you like to be a sitting duck or destroy them? Its like running 12 critical rather then 4!
Yza: I agree, but to be fair, 12 is not stable!!
Rino: QUICK KILLS!
Yza: SNEAKY KILLS!
Ayaza: CUT IT OUT!!!
Yza and Rino: OH HELL NO!!! *continues fighting*
Ryu: Aw, their so cute together. *laughs* Riza. The Rino x Yza ship!
Rino: Wait what?
Yza: N-no way!!
Ayaza: NafiKagurai will hate you!!! XD
Ryu: Who cares! Anyways, darts are my weapon cause their sharp, small, lightweight, easy to carry round and I'm a good dartsman. Dont waste them! Get any failed dart shots are supplies are limited!
Shika: He has a point.
Ayaza: Point! Hah!
Shika: The more you have and the less heavy it is, the more better it will be.
Yza: Yep. What else do you need?
Ryu: Camoflauging clothes!! Hide, and blend with your surrondings, and kill in the nature...
Yza: When was Ryu this smart?
Ayaza: In that timeline, he's cool, calm, and knows what he's doing. He watched to many movies...
Shika: M-movies?
Yza: Anything else?!
Ryu: Oh, the last thing I need is black facepaint! Lots and lots of black facepaint!
Ayaza: Why? *sweatdrops*
Ryu: So I can look awesome while killing!!!
Everyone except Ryu: *anime fall*
Ryu: What? Anyways, thats what I'd use!! Hey, this could be a tag challenge!!
Yza: Oh no...
Ryu: I TAG!
8mefox
Ayato49
girlpowerrules123
Goldinator
jail251
KatoKaori
KittyKat1907
NafiKagurai
NaruhodouKadoya
parkaraiman
TrioMato
Tsukinawa_Yukino
YudaiMatsuro
There, good luck! And goodbye.
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