Is This What Life Has Come To?
Ryoma waz sad because heee was lonly with no frends or waifus. "I geuss it just moi and yu Tennis Raket-kun..." Ryoma say two he tenis ravket wit sad in eyeballs. "If only an waifu would rain from the sky up ther."
He locked over to see other peeps already had the love of love. Kaede and Shuichi, Kaito ande Maki, Kokichi and panta, it was all so beautiful. Tey all looked so happy, even Maki, Maki's never happy! Even Kokichi, and he no deserve happiness!
"Wish coud bee lik tem" Ryoma think
Then soddenly somthin fell frum sky! Ryoman wen over to check it out. When he gottedd there him saw a thing, it was su m random gurl! She was a bootiful girl.
"Who are you?" ask Ryomo
Le girl look at he, "Name is Jinsoku Mizushima, I Ultimate Racer."
"Cool." Ryoma repled "What with the burd on yer sholder?"
"Oh, he's my African Grey Parrot! He name is Stormy!" Jinsoku say
They were both blushie like crazy cuz it luv at first sight! "Will u be my waifu?" Jinsoku begged
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryoma celebrate yelled
They then kissed and it was super sexy, den dey finished and decide to walk aroujmd.
"Hy Ryoma!" KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE said "Who is that persin wit you?"
"I name iz Jinsocku" say Jinksouku
"ok," Kaede sayd "good to no!"
"Wait" Ryoma turn to Jinsoku, "Why you fail from sky?"
"I just was flying so fest on Stormy that wee broke throuhg the space-time continuum." Jinsoko said as if it was zhe most normale thing everer.
Kaede looked lick she was in sereiss thought, "Hmm... Seems normal!" Everyon looked at her liek she was the most idiot thing that ever exist inn this stoopid universe on this ideeotic planet full of stupidet dumb morons who do stupid things thought up by their dumb stupid idiot brains in a ridiculosly stupid world where a person is stupid and ugly enought to make this idiotic stupid dumb story that is syupid and dum. Well, exept Shuichi, He no do that.
Kaede go made, "Well scwew you guys too!" She ran off crying abbuot how life was mean to her orre something like taht.
"Kadee come back!" Shuichi anime ran to her an comforted her "U gueys aer mean! She's crying because of you!"
Shuichi then forced everyon to apoliguze to Kayayday aznd then she wis happy agen.
Ryoma and Jinsoku then went out where no1 cooled se them. *wink wonk*
"Wow," Ryoma siad "I thought I was gonna and up haveing to mairry Tennis Rakket-kun, thanks yous forwe showing uop whan you did!"
Tennis Racket-kun get all sad and run of crying. Then somethin jamped out from the trash can, did a front flip then fell on there face. It was Tsumugi Shirogane!
"Oww..." Tsumugi whinned "My face..." Somehow her glasses did'not shatter fro m the impact so yeah.
"Tsunami! What you doni here?!" Ryoma yelasked
Tsumugi stud up and loked very anger, " Ryoma! Your'e supposed to luve Tenes Rakkit-kun! Not this rando person her!"
"No! Screw your!" Ryoma object
"Fine." Tsumugi pull out giant weeaboo sword frum who nows where "I'll just kill she then."
"Wait! You can no do that!" Ryoma screached
Tsumugi tilted her head to une sid, "Why not?"
"Wont you get execuded?" Ryoma esked
"No" Tsumugi replied
"Wat?" Ryoma loked cunfoosed
Tsumugi the got a supar evil scury smile, "causde I is the mastermond! So I ken Frame some on esle and get awey with it cuz screw teh rules!"
"Oh no!" Ryoma oh noed
"Well, I stab her now!" Tsumugi raased the weeaboo sword and swung iyt down,trying to kut Jinsoku batg she move out of way!
"What the hell?" Tsugugi said in supriz (Watch yer mouth you person!)
"Gotta go fazt!" Jinsoku taunted "You too slow!" Jinsoku ran off while whereing a sanic hat.
"Hey! Git you asse back here!" Tsumugi chased after she (I just told you to wath your muth! No swearing! God you frigin jerk!)
Every other cherecter was waching as Tsumugi was chasing Jinsoku holding a sword tht was twise her size while Jisnoku was riounnig around while wearing a sonic hat. Nonebody knew what was happen but were ver amused.
"Get back here!" Tsumugi demanded as if she tougt that would actully werk.
"LOL nope!" Jinkou loled
These hijinks continue and eventually Jinsoku made an idiot move and cornered herself!
"I... finally... caught up... to you..." Tsumugi was super out odf breath from running alot
"Oh no!' Jinsoku paniked
"ok, I kill you now" Tsumugi was get ready to stab her
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jinsoku screemed
Just as Tsumuki was aboot to doo the staby staby, a tennis ball hit her it the hed.
"Ouches" Tsumugi exclaimed as she face planted
"You no toucjhie my waifu!" Ryoma said like an awesmo hiro
"How dar you!" Tsumugi goes anger "Dun you think Ive face platet enough today?!"
"No, you hqaven't!" Say Roman
"You mean" Tsumugi whine
"Good"
"I hate you!"
"I don care"
Ryoma the slapped her in the face
"I'm leaving!" Tsumugi than ran off, but ran straight into a poll.
"You ok?" Ryoman asked
"Yeh" Jinsoku
Ryoma then pickjed her up bridal styal and ran off, stepping on Tsumugi along the way. When they get back they tell everone that tsumugi is le mastermind.
Kaed walks over to where Tsumugi lay, "is it true? Is yo mastermind?"
"No..." Tsumugi denied
Kaedead then do the puffy face, "You lie!"
"Why did you even ask in the first plkace?!" Tsumugi ask
"idk" kaede admitt
Tsumugi crawled back into the trash can to wach sum miore anime.
Ruyoma and Jinsoku then were make sweet sweat love while Smiokey was scratching Kokichi in the bacground.
Eventually they get marry and have 25.3 children and stuff. Yay!
Jinsoku and Stormy are from @HajimemeHinatrash
Jinsoku image: https://tinywindowless.deviantart.com/art/Jinsoku-Mizushima-Ref-677123590
Stormy image: https://tinywindowless.deviantart.com/art/Stormy-677230304
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