"So You Want To Hear Story?,I've Got The Perfect Story For You! It All Starts In This One Planet Called Remnant,Where Legends Of A Really Big Treasure Lie,The Vault,My Father Didn't Stop Telling Its Tale,Not Even In His Dying State,And Many Theories About What Lays Inside The Vault Were Made,Money,Power, Women...,That Is Why Many Have Dreamed Of Finding It And Thats How We Meet Our Heroes...The Vault Hunters."

A Beowulf Walked Out Of Its Goddamn Home And Walked Infront Of The Road And Roared At A Boar Before

THUNK!

It Was Ran Over By A Bus And Inside A Man Laughed, "Its A Beautiful Day,Full Of Opportunity! How Are You All Back There?"

A Girl With A Bow Had Some Kind Of Small Nevermore Come Out Of Her Backpack As She Slashed At The Air

Blake As The Hunter/Huntress(Not Beacon Huntress But Female Animal Hunter K?)

The Camera Focused On A Girl With White Hair And Tattoos That 'Hmmphed' At The Screen And Shot Blue Fire At It

Weiss As The Siren

The Camera Focused On A Young Silver Eyed Girl With Atlas Armor Parts As She Noticed The Camera And Pushed It Away

Ruby As The Huntress(Beacon Huntress)/Soldier

The Camera Focused On The Back Of The Bus And Showed A Tall Blonde Girl Getting Up And Cracking Her Neck And Knuckles(Oh Fuckles Its Knuckles) Before Slamming Her Fists Together

And Yang As Herself

"HAHAHAH! Like I Said Its A Beautiful Day,Full Of Opportunity,Who Stays?" Good Ol'Marcus Asks

CHOOSE YOUR CLASS

HUNTRESS

"Whats With That Bow And Clothing And That Mask? You Look Like A BDSM Truxican Fighter"

SOLDIER

"And You Soldier? Are Those Atlas And Signal Security Armour Pieces?"

SIREN

"And You Pretty Lady("PRETTY LADY!")? Perhaps You Could Bake Us Some Cake,Heheheheh"

BERSERKER

"You Tall And Muscular Over There,Im Not Gonna Laugh At You,Your Breath Smells Like Blood And You Growl Like A Rabid Animal"

"NEXT STOP,TOWN OF PATCH"

THE END