(A/N): I am so not ready for this. This is the first book I ever wrote on this channel so I realize it wasn't great quality but it still had some good bloopers to go along with it.

Scene 1

Weiss: What's not okay, is you challenging- *forgets line* Shit!

(Y/n): *stifles laugh*

(A/N): CUT!

Scene 1, Take 4

Weiss: What's not okay is- *forgets line again* What's the line?!

Screenwriter: Challenging the world's biggest threat to a-

Screenwriter/Weiss: Cage match.

Weiss: Right. Okay, let's try it again!

Scene 1, Take 6

Weiss: What's not okay, is challenging the world's biggest *trails off laughing*

(Y/n): And again! It-It's a lot of words.

(A/N): Cut!

Scene 2

Old Knight: *walks down steps slowly* You have made it-Whoa! *slips on step* *laughs* It's always one step.

Crew: *laughs*

Scene 3

*Camera shutters*

(Y/n): Ah! *falls over*

Cast: *laughs*

Weiss: Are you okay?!

(Y/n): Yeah, *stands* where the heck did that come from?

(A/N): CUT!

Scene 4

(Y/n): Why do you guys wanna-

Weiss: Ouch!

(H/N): *nibbling Weiss' hair*

(Y/n): We need a doctor, or a vet, I don't know!

(A/N): And that's lunch everyone!

Scene 5

(A/N): And, Action!

Yang: *taps ground and finds hollow spot* Not a problem.

The others take a covered position a little ways away, but when Yang punches the ground, the floor gives way and the cast minus Yang fall to the floor.

Cast: Ahhh!

Yang: Sorry!

(A/N): Can we fix that!

Scene 6

While the Team RWBY and (Y/n) are underground, the come to a chasm and now it's Blake's turn to jump across.

Blake: *jumps* Hyah! *lands on edge but slips and falls off into chasm* Ahhh!

(A/N): Guys, one of you was supposed to catch her.

Scene 7

(Y/n): I got ya! *slides and grabs Jaune's hand* Hold on!

Jaune: Come on, pull-Whoa, Ow!

Jaune's armor prop had slipped off and he fell about 20 feet to the ground.

(A/N): Wardrobe, can we fix that?

Jaune: *hits ground* Owwww.

Scene 8

Ruby, Zwei, and Dr. Oobleck are looking at the Goliath Grimm herd. Zwei runs forward a little but is accidently stepped on by one of the Goliath.

Ruby: Oh!

(A/N): Take care of Zwei people!

Goliath: Sorry about that!

Zwei: *dizzy* I'm okay.

Scene 9

Weiss: We tried a few different ways for (Y/n) and I first meeting each other. Here's the first thing we came up with.

(Y/n): *towers over Weiss* Are you saying I'm stupid?

Weiss: *intimidated* No.

(Y/n): Do I look stupid to you?

Weiss: Pssss! *breaks out laughing*

Scene 9, Take 5

(A/N): And, Action.

(Y/n): Are you saying I'm stupid?

Weiss: Pffft! *laughs harder*

(Y/n): *groans in annoyance*

Weiss: I'm sorry! I got it. *recomposes* No, no, I got it. Just run it again.

Scene 9, Take 15

(A/N): And, Action.

(Y/n): Are you saying I'm stupid?

Weiss: Yes! *hysterical laughter*

(Y/n): Ugh. This is the fifteenth take I cannot work like this! I will be in my trailer!

Weiss: Oh, I need a break.

Scene 10

Glynda: Each of you will *hammering sound is being heard* be given team- *looks off stage* Is someone hammering?!

Ozpin: Ugh.

Glynda: Can we hold the work, please! People!

Ozpin: *barely visible in camera shot* You can still see me from that angle right?

Scene 11

(Y/n) gets ready to be launched by the launchpad.

(Y/n): To Infinity and Beyond!

Crew and Cast: *hard laughter*

(Y/n): *chuckles* *snorts* I'm sorry! I couldn't resist! Can you blame me? *recomposes* Okay, let's go for real this time.

Scene 12

(Y/n): *to (H/N)* I'll need to build you a more permanent-

Cameraguy: Watch it!

Suddenly, (H/N) walks into and knocks over the camera taking the shot.

(Y/n): Oh gosh! I'm sorry! Is the camera broken? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Scene 13

(Y/n): I need to do this.

Weiss has lifted the faceplate of (Y/n)'s helmet when it catches her hairtie and they both are now stuck together.

Weiss: Ow!

(Y/n): Oh no! Oh no.

Weiss: Ow, ow, ouch! Cut the camera, this hurts!

Scene 14

Pyrrha is on set waiting for the scene to start, she starts talking to a extra on set.

Pyrrha: So, do you have a Mrs to get back home to.

The second she touches the extra's shoulder it falls over and Pyrrha comes to realize she was talking to a cardboard cutout made by the production team.

Pyrrha: Oh my goodness! I thought he was real! Oh, put that in my car~

Cameraguy: Good thing you've got a light infantry, Director.

(A/N): *mockingly* Oh how long have you been saving that one?

Scene 15

Ozpin: *steps onto platform* After much deliber- Whoa! *platform breaks and Ozpin falls*

Crew/Cast on set: *laughs*

Scene 16

Weiss: *recovers from being hit with the pie* Ohh, *pie filling gets in her eyes* Oh my- Ow! What kind of pie is this?! I've got pie filling in my eye!

Nora: *chuckles loudly*

Weiss: Stop the camera!

Scene 17

Ruby: *laughing with (Y/n)*

(Y/n): *feels something wet* Huh? *looks down* Oh! Come on Zwei, really?! I'm a human not a lamp post!

Crew: *laughs*

(A/N): Can someone clean that up please?!

(Y/n): Ugh, that's awesome.

Ruby: *laughs harder*

Scene 18

Beowolf: *Roars menacingly* *drops act* I'm sorry, can we cut? I-It's just, I don't think I'm coming across. *thinks for a moment* Oh-Oh, I know. I know. I could lather up a bunch of spit. Oh, oh, that's good, that's good. Okay, *gets into position* one more for me.

Scene 19

(Y/n): Is there a problem here?

Faunus bully 1: *looks up at (Y/n)* Look man- Pffft! *laughs* I'm sorry, he's got something on his face! *continues laughing*

(Y/n): What are you talking about?

*Camera pans up to see (Y/n) with something just below his nose*

Crew: *laughing*

Weiss: Makeup! We've got a disaster here! *laughs*

(A/N): CUT!

Scene 20

(Y/n): Hey Blaze, we've got-

Crew: *laughter*

Blake: What'd you call me?!

(Y/n): Oh my gosh. *laughs* Where are my platforms, let's go disco. *calms down* Okay, let's try that again.

Scene 21

(Y/n): *holding Cardin up by his shoulders* Do you understand me?

Cardin: *whimpers*

(Y/n): I said *hits his back against the wall* do you understand me?!

Cardin: *laughs* I'm sorry. He looked funny to me! C-Can we run that again?

Scene 21, take 3

(Y/n): I said *slams Cardin against wall* do you understand me?!

Cardin: *harder laughing* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! He looks funny when he's trying to be angry. Alright, one more time please.

Scene 21, take 7

(Y/n): I said *slams Cadrins against wall* do you understand me?!

Cardin: *hysterical laughter*

(Y/n) simply lets go and looks up annoyed as Cardin leans up against him as he continues laughing.

Scene 22

(Y/n): Alright, ready Blake.

Blake: Hyah. *jumps but causes both to fall over* Whoa!

Producer: You guys okay?

Blake and (Y/n) laugh it off.

Scene 22, Take 4

(Y/n): Ready.

Blake: Hyah! *jumps but hits the ground with her head*

Weiss: Oh gosh! Blake, are you okay?!

(Y/n): Aren't cats supposed to land on their feet?

Scene 22, Take 5

(Y/n): Ready.

Blake: Hyah. *jumps but doesn't come back down*

(Y/n): Ready. *looks around confused then looks up*

(A/N): Cut!

Scene 23

(Y/n): Do you wanna go to the dance?

Weiss: .......*improvises* I mean, yeah, but I don't have a partner.

(Y/n): I messed that up, didn't I? *looks down in defeat*

Weiss: *laughs*

(A/N): CUT!

Scene 24

(Y/n): *WARCRY*

Wyvern Grimm: *Roars* *mechanical parts breaking*

(A/N): Build team, can we fix that?!

(Y/n): Does this mean we can break for lunch?

Film Reel Ends

(A/N): Hope you guys enjoyed and keep on laughing along with everyone as we continue down this road of humiliation.