Season 1 - Ep14: Big Vacation

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a crown with a certain rose emblem  drops from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBYK pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBYK Chibi"!

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"Tired Blake"

A weary Blake staggers into RWBYK's dorm room. She only gets to the center of the room, before falling to her knees, then splaying on the floor.

Blake: Ugh, that test was brutal! Must... rest... brain.

Zwei appears, and props himself on Blake's head.

Blake: Go away, dog.

Instead of leaving, however, Zwei just strolls around to Blake's right side and licks her.

Blake: No, this is not a game. This is not what a game looks like.

Blake tries to wave him away, but Zwei simply licks her fingers.

Blake: Agh, whatever. Dumb dog.

Blake lets her hand droop, allowing Zwei to nudge her for a few seconds. Zwei plops onto his butt, and scoots to Blake's side, snuggling with her.

Blake: I did not ask for this. These are unauthorized snuggles.

Zwei finally gets the message, and his body droops, saddened that Blake isn't playing along. As he plods away, Blake grabs him and pulls him closer, to the canine's surprise.

Blake: Didn't say to stop.

Zwei looks to Blake happily and licks her face.

Blake: If you tell anyone about this, I will shave your butt.

Zwei just licks her face again in agreement. Blake smiles, and the pair fall asleep snuggling.

Suddenly they hear a camera flash, as the both of them turned around they see Ky holding his scroll 

 Ky: and here I thought you didn't like dogs

 Ky uses his semblance to get away 

Blake: KYON VIRTUS, YOU GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!

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"Big Vacation"

Weiss is waiting patiently at an airline terminal, tapping on her with an array of crisp-white suitcases at her feet. Out of nowhere, Ky and Ruby shows up with rolling suitcases and stop by their teammate's side.

Ruby: Weiss, wait! Don't go on your exotic beach vacation without me!

Ky: Yea, Snow White! What the heck!?

Weiss: Hmm, that's funny, I don't remember inviting you two.

Ruby: Silly, that's because we're BFFs! And as your BFF, I just knew you'd want me to come along! Plus, Ky's my BBF and he's super fun to be around.

Ky: That's me.

Weiss: Ruby, that's not... (gives an annoyed sigh, as she realizes Ruby is just too stubborn to argue with) Fine, I suppose two more person won't ruin my vacation.

Ky: Wellllllll....

Right on cue, Sun, Jaune, Aptus Yang, Blake, Nora, Ren, and Neptune arrive, moving past Ky, Ruby and Weiss.

Sun: (with a surfboard under his arm) Sun's out with his guns out!

Jaune: (carrying a beach ball) Beach volleyball champ coming through!

Yang: Who brought the suntan lotion?

Aptus: (hold up bottle) Got it right here!

Yang: Sweet! Thanks, foxy! I'll let you rub it on my back as a reward~ (Purrs)

Aptus: (shocked) W-What!?

Blake: (armed with knife and fork, and a hungry look in her eyes) I want all the fish.

Nora: (wearing a pirate hat) Nora's captain of the party boat! Arrr!

Ren: (dragging Neptune by his ankle) I don't understand. Your name is Neptune.

Neptune: (scrabbling to get away) No water! Please! No water!

Ky, Weiss and Ruby watch as their friends pass by. The heiress turns to look at the duo.

Weiss: You two told them, didn't you?

Ky: I plead the fifth

Ruby: Ah... We, uh, may have mentioned it to a few select individuals.

Ruby's suitcase opens, and Zwei trots out, panting happily and wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He then seats himself between Weiss and Ruby.

Ky: Nice shirt, buddy.

Ruby: Okay, I told everyone.

Ky: Sorry not sorry.

Ruby looks away with a guilty look on her face, while Ky has a proud expression. Weiss looks down at Zwei, who barks happily twice.

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"Junior Detectives"

A junior detective badge with Sun and Neptune's faces on it zooms in, then out, in the middle of the screen.

Neptune: Junior detectives!

Sun and Neptune stand in a poorly lit police interrogation room, arguing about their good cop/bad cop routine, and fixing their fake mustaches.

Neptune: That's not fair! Last time you said I could be bad cop!

Sun: Look, you're just not a very good bad cop, okay? I'm sorry!

Neptune looks to Sun with a doe-eyed expression on his face.

Neptune: Really?

Sun: See?! That's not bad cop material!

Neptune: Well, I'm sorry I have feelings!

Sun: Bad cops don't have feelings!

Neptune: I'll show you!

Neptune leaps onto Sun, initiating a fight between the pair. However, it's cut short as they hear the door open, and see Nora being bodily thrown in. Quickly regaining his composure, Sun grabs a manilla folder from the table, and starts to leaf through it.

Sun: Let's see here. Nora... Valkyrie, is it?

Nora: That's what they call me.

Sun: Alright, Miss Valkyrie. Now, what would you say is your favorite breakfast food?

Sun doesn't get much further, as Neptune shoves him aside.

Neptune: Where were you on March 1st?! Where were you on the night of the pancake incident?!

Sun pops back up.

Sun: Yelling already?! That's way too soon! You call yourself a 'bad cop'?!

Nora: I don't know what you're talking about! I'll never talk.

Sun: We have an eyewitness linking you to the scene of the crime!

Ky, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Pyrrha, and a bloated Nora stand in a police lineup. As the camera pans across, it shows Ruby picking her nose, Weiss gagging in disgust at Ruby's actions, Blake sitting and reading a book, Yang flexing and posing, Pyrrha waving, and an engorged Nora belching, which surprises Pyrrha. On the other side of the glass, Ren points to Nora, before collapsing at Neptune's feet. Neptune soothingly strokes his head.

Neptune: Shh... Its gonna be alright. She can't hurt you anymore.

Back in the interrogation room...

Suddenly, Ky and Aptus enter, both with detective coats and feodoras.

Ky: We'll take it from here boys. We cracked the case

Sun: Hey! This is our job!

Aptus: SIT DOWN!

Sun and Neptune sit down

Ky: Now then, we were talking about the pancake massacre. Well, it just so happens, that with help of Detectives Po and Zwei, we found out who the real culprit was!

Sun: Wait what?

Aptus: First off, we found blue hair at the scene of the crime

Sun: A-ha! So it was you, Ky!

Ky smacks Sun upside the head

Ky: No, dumbass! I have royal blue hair, not bright blue!

Neptune get nervous

Nora: Which can only mean...(planting a foot on the table) where were you on the night of the pancake massacre, Neptune?!

Neptune: Uh... I don't have to tell you that!

Sun: (whispering to Neptune) Dude, this is super common. They're just trying to intimidate you. Just answer them.

Neptune: (Quietly) No.

Sun: Yeah, see?! Wait, why don't you want to say?!

Neptune: (turns away) I don't wanna.

Nora: He's sounding awfully guilty... isn't he, partner?

Sun: Yeah. (Stepping back) He is.

Neptune: (nervously) I was... I don't know. I was just out for... a walk. Jogging! I was jogging... slowly. I guess that's walking.

Aptus: (shouting) Just tell us where you were, Pretty Boy!

Neptune: I was coming back from dance class!

Sun: A-ha! Uh, wait, what?

Ky: And then what?

Neptune: And then I ate all the pancakes!

Ky: Well, Neptune. in accordance with article thirty-four of the Junior Detecive handbook... [In a strange deep voice] I sentence thee to one hour of corner time!

Neptune: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Neptune falls on his knees, sobbing. He then plops on the floor]

Aptus: Case closed.

Nora: (singing) Nailed him!

Having heard the forced "confession", Nora pulls out her own detective mustache and sticks it to her upper lip before she and Sun bump fists.

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