Yang: How You Two Became Friends

A/N: You all voted for Yang so expect these awful puns/word play to keep on happening.

As you would expect due to the both of yours love of puns Yang and you practically became friends that very day much to the displeasure of the rest of Team RWBY.

Yang: ... so then I sneezed and then he said, "I guess you can say you schneezed."

Weiss: ...

Blake: Nothing Weiss.

Weiss: At this point if I dare to say anything they will only just use my last name for puns when more.

Ruby: I can Schnee it.

Weiss: Ruby!

Ruby: What? I saw my chance and I took it. You try living with my dad and Yang and try not saying a pun once.

Yang: (wipes tear) I am so proud.

Blake: So this Y/N. Was he the one you that you hung out with a few days ago when we were busy?

Yang: Yup, he just transferred. Meaning no team.

Weiss: No team? How is that possible?

Yang: How am I suppose to know. There was only one bed in his room.

Ruby: So he's by himself.

Yang: I think so.

Ruby: We should invite him. You know get to know the possible new person in our group.

Yang: Oh, but you should know-

Yang stops herself thinking that this would be
a perfect opportunity to play a practical joke with the fact that they do not know you have prosthetics.

Ruby: Know what?

Yang: Never mind. You'll see.

Calling you over Yang also told you secretly to play a joke on her team using your prosthetic arm. You saw no reason not to so agreed.

Arriving to the room you knock on the door only for Ruby to answer.

Ruby: You must be Y/N!

Y/N: Yes.

Extending out your arm for a handshake you smile as you wait for Ruby to grab your hand. As soon as she grabs the hand to shake it the prosthetic arm came off with Ruby clutching
the arm you fake screaming out in pain. You hold onto your arm stump acting like she has just pulled off your arm.

You only stop right as Yang began laughing. You probably traumatized poor Ruby.

Yang: Whoo. Ah.

Ruby: (visibly shaken) W-What. Wha.

Y/N: My arm please.

Weiss: What was that?!

Y/N: I have prosthetic arms. Neat thing since I can also punch Grimm now.

Weiss: I'm sorry if this is insensitive but as you just did that I'm guessing it isn't, so how did you lost your arm?

Y/N: Bullhead crash. It had to be cut off as the bullhead was about to explode.

Ruby: Can it transform? Does it have a gun? Can it-

Y/N: No, it just punches things really, really hard. Like this one time this one Grimm did managed to knock my gun out of my hands. Anyways I panicked as I thought I was going to die and punched it.

Blake: Wait, you punched it? As in right as when all seems bleak you just punched it?

Y/N: Yeah, through its teeth. Anyways how's it Yanging?

Ruby: Well we just got out of a food fight.

Y/N: Wait, that was all of you?

Ruby: Yeah, why?

Y/N: I was walking out the cafeteria when people started running out and knocked out my burrito.

Ruby: Oh, sorry. Want a cookie as my I'm sorry?

Y/N: Sure.

Ruby: (pulls out a cookie out of seemingly nowhere) Here.

Y/N: Thanks but how did she?

Yang: Don't even bother. Ruby, somehow always hides them.

Weiss: We tried putting Ruby on a cookie diet. It didn't work.

Blake: Even when we're with Ruby all day she somehow has one.

Ruby: And none of you will ever stop me.

Y/N: Huh, well that's neat. (looks at scroll) Anyways I gotta go. Apparently Ozpin has a surprise for me. I wonder why he wants me to go to the Emerald Forest.

Leaving all four of them look at each other.

Ruby: Should we have told Y/N?

Yang: (waves hand dismissively) Nah, how bad could it be?

Blake: Wasn't there a forest fire at one point? At least that's what I heard.

Weiss: (looks at Ruby) I wonder who could have caused such a thing.

Ruby: I know.

Emerald: How The Two of You Became Friends

On where to meet was now set up with this thief who tried to steal from you now came the part of waiting for her arrival. You were curious of the green haired person seeing as how she was almost successful in an attempt to steal from you. A feat that few could say.

A few minutes pass by before she sat down at the chair across from you.

Y/N: (looks at pocket watch) You're late.

Emerald: You only gave me a general spot
of where to go, and a pocket watch, really? We have technology.

Y/N: Why replace something that works just fine?

Emerald: I came here for my wallet.

Y/N: Will you stay for lunch.

Emerald: Fine.

Y/N: Promise. There is a code of conduct among thieves, so if I return said item that may or may not been-

Emerald: Stolen.

Y/N: I prefer the term borrowed. Now will you remain here for... let us say until the meal's end. Yes?

Emerald: You're paying though.

Y/N: Good. I knew you wouldn't turn down a meal given your how you say living situation in the past.

Emerald slammed her hand on the table. If she had her weapon on her the blade would have been pointing at your neck.

Emerald: How?

Y/N: Relax. I don't know much. Though as you know in our profession it takes getting intelligence. Called this Roman and colored me surprise when I found out it's Torchwick.
 
Emerald: And you are to him what exactly?

At this point Emerald was over what you said and was curious. She was hoping that she is not dealing with another Torchwick. This did not help you at all given the choice of clothes you were wearing.

Y/N: I worked with him and his Neo on a couple of jobs.

Emerald: I'm guessing it didn't went well.

Y/N: Could you tell that from the tone of my voice? Of course it did not. They betrayed me at our last job years back. Said that this was nothing personal before I got blasted out the bullhead. Survived, so I leaked the location of the safe house. You can guess not everything could of been saved.

Emerald: You don't like him?

Y/N: Would you like the person who betrays you? Besides don't get me started on his type
of clothing and cane.

Emerald: I have been curious. Do you know what's with the mascara around his eyes?

Y/N: My personal guess he never got over the "It's not a phase mom!" Now (stands up) let's go order the meal I promised you.

Eating it was mostly in silence. Emerald was interested in the past you and Roman share. You admitted that upon hearing that it was indeed thee Roman you immediately hanged up the scroll. Meaning he didn't know it was you and that you were still alive. What else Emerald found out that you did not held any ill feelings toward Neo. She was after all just following her orders.

Y/N: (wipes mouth with napkin) I think it's only fair that next time you pay.

Emerald: What?

In front of her eyes you seemingly disappear much to her frustration.

Emerald: I never said there would be a next time.

Y/N: (Reappears before disappearing) Oh, but I didn't hear a no.

With you seemingly disappearing once more Emerald was left to return back.

Mercury: (inspecting his prosthetics) Where were you?

Emerald thought for a brief moment before responding.

Emerald: Meeting an acquaintance.