A/N:

Ganondorf and Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo

Dracula and Castlevania belongs to Konami

Death Battle belongs to Ben Singer and Chad James.

And RWBY to Monty Oum (R.I.P)

All rights are reserved to their respective owners.

Another Day has passed since the girls last watched a Death Battle episode, they finished everything they needed to be done in the past several hours including homework, training, sparring and weapon tuning.

They all sat down.

Ruby: Everything ready?

Weiss: Popcorn, check!

Blake: Pillows, good to go!

Yang: Remote?

Ruby: Right here with me sis!

Yang: Then I'll say fire it up sis!

Ruby then turns the TV on and they started watching.

Interlude

Wiz: Fame may be fleeting, and wealth ephemeral, but true evil never dies.

Boomstick: It just comes back with a goddamn second health bar!

Yang: Ah yeah! Main baddies for the win!

Ruby: Yeah (annoyed), it is so infuriating when you think you defeated the boss then it pops out another full health bar and you don't have enough resources to beat it! Ugh!

Weiss and Blake could not relate that much since they did not play much video games during their childhood. But thanks to Ruby and Yang they have experienced it and admits that some games are challenging and others are very easy.

Wiz: Ganondorf, the calamitous Demon King of Princess Zelda's Hyrule.

Boomstick: And Dracula, the everlasting vampire lord of Castlevania.

We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Ruby: Ooh! (Excited) That is the guy from Hyrule whom the hero Link defeated! So excited to see what his weapons and abilities are!

Yang: He seems to be looking like a buff strong big boy, I bet he can put up a challenging fight when a times comes we face him or if that time comes.

Weiss: Careful Yang, we might be biting more than we could chew here, especially you.

Blake: (Fearful) Yeah, especially the other combatant looks like far more powerful, he seems pretty intimidating yet looks like a pretty chill guy.

Yang: That will never stop me from trying though. Heehee!

Weiss facepalmed while Blake is looking more concerned, Ruby on the other hand has no reaction since she knows her sister will not stop until she either defeats her opponents or die trying.

Ganondorf

Wiz: Millenia ago, in an age long past, the demon king Demise threatened to pull the world into blood and war.

Boomstick: Until he got his ass slapped by this pointy-eared boy in green.

Ruby: Well (proudly), I finally have played this game and finished it, what a challenging boss fight in hero mode, I almost lost by how tough it is.

Wiz: Undaunted by being... y'know, murdered, Demise cursed the blood of the Goddess and the spirit of the Hero to be forever haunted by his wrath made flesh. That curse became Ganondorf Dragmire.

Blake: So that's how he came to be, born out of a hateful curse. I don't want to be fighting the same guy over and over again.

Yang: (Cocky), Oh C'mon Blakey! He's not that hard to fight!

Weiss: If his predecessor is powerful enough to birth him from a curse, then I'm sure he is more than capable of manhandling all four of us.

Ruby: I agree with Weiss, I bet he is more powerful than Salem.

Yang: (Grumbling) Ya'll takes out the fun in that.

Boomstick: Good ol' Dorf was born to the Gerudo Tribe of the Desert. Thing is, the Gerudo were all ladies and Ganondorf was the first male born in a hundred years, which automatically made him their king, because... reasons, I guess? Wait, wait, so he gets to be in charge and has the best odds on Tinder? That's my dream come true! Who could want more?

Weiss: (grossed out) Ugh! I don't want to date someone like you Boomstick!

Blake: How is an all women tribe conceive babies by the way?

Ruby: I think I remember about the lore of this series is that gerudo ladies goes out of the tribe and search for men in order for them to conceive future generations, but I'm not sure about how is a single boy must be kept in their tribe.

Yang: (Whistles), what an unusual tradition, I bet those girls do enjoy finding a mate.

Weiss: Or probably their tribe's tradition.

Wiz: Ganondorf could. Jealous of the neighboring kingdom of Hyrule's verdant fields, clean water, and... not being a godforsaken desert, he dreamed of a better world for his people.

Boomstick: Or you know, just for himself. Being the reincarnation of ultimate evil means you're probably kind of a selfish douche.

Ruby: Yeah, I'm going on the former, he wanted that land only for himself.

The three other girls agreed on their leader.

Wiz: And surprisingly, his vile ambitions would be rewarded. Turns out, he was also preternaturally adept at magic, as befits an education from his caretakers, the witches Koume and Kotake.

Boomstick: From them, Dorf learned to pitch balls of electricity, summon lightning, move objects with telekinesis, levitate, form barriers, and control minds!

Popup: Ganon also possesses the same powers as Agahnim and Zant. Agahnim was an alter ego of his, and much of Zant's power was gifted to him by Ganon.

Ruby: He reminds me of Cinder, Strong, manipulative, adept in magic and hard to kill.

Blake: Agreed, she and her lackeys did a number of bad times to all of us.

Wiz: When he wishes to fight from a distance, he can create phantom horsemen or puppets of himself to battle as his proxies.

Boomstick: Or if he wants to get personal, he can use his dark magic to enhance his physical strikes, making him a badass at all ranges.

Weiss: Looks like he is one tricky opponent with those phantoms, I am not sure if we can keep up with him.

Yang: (While Shadow boxing) Phantom copy or not, they will be all get knock down by my killer punches!

Wiz: He's a master with a blade, sometimes two, and sometimes on horseback.

Boomstick: And sometimes two swords on two horsebacks?!

Blake: That's a weird thing to describe it.

Weiss: Oh its Boomstick! He always thinks unusually dumb!

Wiz: Let's not get crazy; he was just a man after all, though not for long. With his magical training complete, Ganondorf put his greatest skill to the test: his raw cunning. By manipulating the rulers of Hyrule and its neighboring domains, as well as a curiously familiar boy in green...

Boomstick: Hey, whaddya know! Weird coincidence.

Ruby: If he were here in Remnant, he could've easily fooled all of us then stab us in the back.

Yang: (Red eyes) Oh now I'm more up to the challenge! I hate traitors!

Weiss and Blake both agreed.

Wiz: Ganondorf gained entry to an alternate dimension called the Sacred Realm. Within it lay the Triforce, a magical artifact left by the gods said to grant the wish of whomever touches it.

Weiss: Kind of like each kingdom's relics except they are more powerful.

Yang: How so?

Weiss: Well, they grant you any wish you want.

Yang: Sounds cool!

Boomstick: The perfect solution to all your world-conquering needs. Except, once Ganondorf got his hands on those golden Doritos, two of 'em jumped ship.

Ruby/Yang: Aww!

Weiss: Good!

Blake: Uh-huh.

Wiz: See, only someone with a perfect balance of courage, wisdom, and power can wield the complete Triforce. If someone with an imbalance between those three virtues touches it, it splits. In this case, the pieces of wisdom and courage went to Ganondorf's enemies, Princess Zelda, and the hero Link.

Ruby: That's too bad, the two missing piece of the power he desire the most went to his enemies.

Blake: (Relieved) Thank goodness they outnumbered him two to one.

Boomstick: Ah, that's embarrassing. But he did get to keep the Triforce of Power, because who needs the courage and wisdom sh** when you can just blow stuff up? It's how I'd live.

Weiss: It is your nature to blow everything up you idiot!

Yang: Heck yeah! If run and gun don't work, always blow them up to make them stay dead!

Weiss: Yang! Not you too!

Yang: What? Its fun to blow stuff up! Hehe!

Weiss facepalms Yang's violent hobby.

Wiz: Even on its own, the Triforce of Power radically improved Ganondorf's strength and magical prowess, while also elevating him from a mere warlock to the demon king he was always meant to be.

Blake: What a powerful relic to possess! And it selected to stay in an evil man's hand!

Ruby: Now what if Roman grab hold of that kind of power?

Weiss: He will be an unstoppable foe to fight.

Yang: Yup! Very powerful indeed.

Yang and Weiss looked at each other realizing they agreed on that fact.

Ganondorf transforms and then roars while in his Ganon form.

RWBY: We're all dead!

Boomstick: Literally. He can turn into a big blue pig monster!

Ruby: No thank you! I don't want a power that turns me into a beastly form of myself.

Wiz: The dark beast known simply as Ganon is a nearly unstoppable terror, gaining even greater strength without sacrificing any of his intellect.

Boomstick: As a bacon wizard, he can obliterate foes with fireballs, turn invisible, teleport, summon darkness, and even distort the space around him.

Weiss: There you go Yang, we are no match from someone like Ganondorf, he have all these abilities in his hands even distorting time and space which will screw us over.

Yang: Eh, even if that's the case, (Fists clashing to each other) I will make as much damage to him before I go down. At least I go down swinging.

Weiss facepalms again at how stubborn her fiery teammate is, even Blake joins in the facepalming.

We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, the latter clearly holding in laughter.

Wiz: Despite all that power, and even successfully ruling Hyrule for seven years, Ganondorf was soundly defeated and sealed within the Sacred Realm. There he remained, trapped outside the spaces of reality, a prisoner to the void between space and time, never to return ever, ever again...

He and Boomstick burst out laughing and the music stops abruptly.

Ruby: Eh? What?

Blake: What's so funny?

Boomstick: Ah, sorry, sorry. I couldn't keep a straight face.

Weiss: You don't take everything seriously you dimwit!

Wiz: Yeah, no, he got out like, the next day.

RWBY: WAIT WHAT!!??

We cut back to the analysis.

Boomstick: So nothin' holds Ganon back for long, and he's insanely tough to kill. In fact, thanks to his part of the Triforce, he's almost indestructible. While most weapons can technically harm him, it usually takes a holy weapon like the Master Sword or Light Arrows to put him down.

Ruby: Holy weapons. Got it!

Blake: I mean do we have one?

Yang: Apparently no one has a holy weapon in our team, I wonder if the others have?

Weiss: Even if we have one, it will be one tough battle if we fight him, he's not an easy foe to face with.

Ruby and Blake agreed while this only makes Yang more determined by the challenging difficulty.

Popup: Weapons like the Master Sword and Silver Arrows are usually required for the killing blow, except for in the Oracle games.

Ruby: Well I mean in those games you can craft your own holy weapon - or in this case - your own master sword yourself.

Wiz: He once survived being crushed within his own castle, which, based on its size and composition here, and accounting for the hollowed-out interior, should weigh over 11,000 tons.

Boomstick: Even better, he later withstood a different castle exploding around him! Wow... what's up with this guy and castles?

Wiz: By measuring the size of the in-game castle model and assuming violent fragmentation, we can determine it was a blast worth almost two kilotons of TNT, a yield comparable to early atomic bombs. And even though holy weapons can bypass his defenses, he still survived being stabbed in the face with the Master Sword. You know, the literal Blade of Evil's Bane.

Boomstick: Or like when he was impaled through the chest by one of the sages after he was supposedly sealed away. He just yanked that shit right out and murdered the bastich that did it to him! Uh, heads up, Wiz, you ever stab me again, and that's what's happenin' to you.

Yang: Well, our auras could withstand enough damage from other powerful enemies, I don't know about a whole castle collapsing on top of you.

Ruby: Remember that time when Nora send you flying up to the sky when we got to a food fight?

Blake: Yeah, you landed so hard you broke a table and you have created a big crater on the floor. But you stood right back up like nothing happened.

Weiss: That's your aura saving you.

Yang: Huh! That was a long time ago, good times!

Wiz: Right... well, Ganondorf isn't just tough; he's powerful enough to punch shockwaves, tear up an island, and block out the sky with his magical malice.

Ruby: Oh wow! He destroyed that island! Those poor creatures living in there! They lost a home!

Blake: He is so relentless and remorseless.

Boomstick: Plus, he can keep up with Link; he's even killed him in one timeline! And this fairy boy can dodge Beamos lasers.

Wiz: Which are literal lasers. They move in a straight line, burn instead of exploding, and according to the game's guide book, are called lasers. So they should move at light speed. Based on the distance Link moved relative to this beam, we can estimate his own reaction speed to be about 11% the speed of light.

Weiss: See? Even Link has a hard time fighting him.

Yang: Oh I love a good challenge! Hehe!

Weiss: (Sigh), you're hopeless, why would I even try to persuade you more?

Yang: No can't do Ice queen!

Weiss raises her eyebrow looking at the blonde brawler.

Boomstick: Too bad ol' Dorf Lundgren doesn't get to hold on to Hyrule for too long. Still, you can stab and seal him away all you want, this big pork bastard will always be back to bring about your crispy demise.

Ganondorf throws his head back and laughs.

Ruby: Like another gaming franchise villain's catchphrase: "I always come back!"

Weiss: I wonder if there is a way to break the cycle?

Blake: We may never find out.

Yang: (Shadowboxing) Still, even if he comes back and he goes here, I will give him a hard fought battle!

Ruby: Okay, on to the next combatant!

Dracula

Wiz: In the world of Castlevania, the universe is governed by two opposing forces: order and chaos.

Boomstick: Hey! It's like you and me, Wiz!

Weiss: Makes sense since all you say is about nonsensical things!

Yang: Really harsh on Boomstick Ice Queen?

Weiss: Oh shut up! He's an idiot! That is all on him!

Wiz: N-No, I mean literally. As legend goes, for God to be good, there must be an equal force of evil to create balance. An evil found in an alternate dimension called the Chaotic Realm. This is Chaos.

Boomstick: But to keep his spot in the balance on Earth, Chaos needed to choose a dark lord to represent him. A dark messiah, if you will. As luck would have it, a perfect candidate would end up choosin' him!

Blake: And who would that unfortunate soul be then?

Wiz: In the 11th century, Mathias Cronqvist was the strategic mastermind behind a company of knights, alongside fellow commander and best friend, Leon Belmont.

Ruby: Leon's surename seems oddly familiar.

Boomstick: But, as with most bromances, it got screwed up by a hoe-mance.

Weiss: Aw! How sad! Also screw you Boomstick!

Wiz: Boomstick, have some tact. His wife died from a horrible illness.

Boomstick: Was it third-wheelin'?

Weiss: You don't know the whole thing so stop guessing you dummy!

We cut to Boomstick.

Boomstick: I'm sorry Wiz, but you can already tell this guy is evil because his name is Math. I mean, I know we use math all the time to do this show, but sometimes one must embrace the darkness to see the light!

Weiss: Hey! Math isn't that bad! You're just bad at it!

Yang: Well not all of us are academically gifted like you Weiss, most of us struggles on the subject.

Blake: Difficult subject it may be but it is still an essential subject to learn something in life.

Ruby: Girls I agree, Blake is right. Even though it is difficult to learn math that does mean we need to repeatedly study it, besides it is only once in a lifetime, we will all have a free choice to apply what we have studied after graduation or not.

The three girls nodded in agreement to their team leader.

Yang: Always so positive, this is why I am so proud of you as my sister and as my leader!

Yang hugs Ruby then continues watching afterwards.

Wiz: Right... Anyway, Mathias's grief was so intense, he swore vengeance on God himself. To achieve his vengeance, Mathias sought the powers of God's polar opposite: Chaos.

Blake: Anyone wracked with grief can do drastic actions in their life, I don't blame them.

Boomstick puts on some broken glasses and takes out a pointer.

Boomstick: So, he set up an easy six-step plan. Step one: Pick up a red rock called the Crimson Stone, it'll be important later. Step two: Force Death itself to become your personal secretary. Step three: Kill Luigi. Step four: Convince a vampire named Walter to kill Leon's fiancé, 'cause misery loves company. Step five: Let Leon murder poor Walt, and have Death shove his soul into that red rock. Step six: Congratulations, you are now a vampire! Goth kids, I hope you were paying attention!

Ruby: NO! Not Luigi! Poor nice guy!

Weiss: How does one force the embodiment of death to work under them?

Blake: What a terrible man! Killing the lover of your friend just to incite hatred and vengeance! The cycle will only continue!

Yang: Yeah! Even goths don't go that far.

We cut back to the analysis.

Wiz: From that day forth, Mathias rejected his humanity. He became a vampire, and much more. He was the dark lord, Dracula.

Boomstick: There have been a lot of different versions of Dracula over the years, but this one isn't your run-of-the-mill "I vant to suck your blood!" type. This Dracula is the Avatar of Chaos on Earth, the opposite to God.

Ruby: So that is how he gets his name.

The music stops.

Boomstick: So like, the Devil. He... He's basically the Devil.

Wiz: He didn't have much time to enjoy his new powers though, as his former friend Leon swore revenge, a vow which would carry on throughout generations.

Boomstick: But good luck takin' down this all new and improved Vampire Lord! He's got your standard vampire loadout, like blood-sucking, flight, razor-sharp claws, telekinesis, and even trippin' balls teleportation.

Blake: Typical vampires abilites I read in the novels I bought recently.

Yang: So, are you into vampires now instead of ninjas?

Blake: No! I just like to read.

Yang: (Smirking) Of course you would.

Wiz: He can also exert his influence over all living things, whether it be mind control, body possession, or absorbing the souls and abilities of fallen enemies through his Power of Dominance.

Boomstick: Oh, like Kirby!

Wiz: A demonic monster Kirby.

Ruby: Gah! I hate to think that my adorable Kirby growing up like that!

Weiss: (Sad) If it does It would break my heart to fight him.

Ruby: (Sad) The same goes for me.

Boomstick: Right. Kirby. Also, Dracula can shapeshift to his black heart's desire. Like into a swarm of bats, a cloud of mist, and a wolf. Oh, I get it! The opposite to God, 'cause he's a dog, just like the way "Alucard" is "Dracula" backwards! God, I should do science.

Weiss: No you don't you dumbass!

Wiz: He's also a master sorcerer, able to summon fireballs, meteors, and acid blood rain from the sky. Dark Inferno is a huge ball of magma that will fry anything in its path. And he can revitalize himself with another's life energy via Soul Steal.

Ruby: Soul steal? Good to heal yourself but I'll pass, I don't want to steal another life energy from someone else.

Boomstick: Then there's his most powerful attack, a localized nuke of holy magic, the Demonic Megiddo!

Yang: Holy magic? How does he possess one if he is an agent of Chaos?

Blake: Probably another gift from chaos itself?

Wiz: With all these powers, it's no wonder Europe trembled at his presence for centuries. Though perhaps their fears were unfounded.

Weiss: If a whole continent on this earth feared him, I'd hate to imagine him waging war here on Remnant.

Boomstick: Yeah, despite being livin' chaos or whatever, Dracula was sometimes a pretty chill guy. He even got himself married and had a kid. Then again, kids are also the embodiment of chaos.

Blake: He seems to be a nice guy if you take a good look at him.

Yang: Falling for such a gentleman Ms. Cat ears?

Blake: (Blushing) S-shut up! That is not what I meant!

Yang : (Trollface) Hehehe! Oh I love teasing you this way sometimes.

Blake is glaring at the blonde brawler while she is steaming in embarassment.

Yang on the other hand is proudly smiling at the trolling she did on the cat girl.

Wiz: Sadly, the people of a nearby church grew suspect of his wife, accusing her of witchcraft. So they burned her at the stake, and Dracula swore vengeance upon the God they followed as...

Boomstick: Wait, wait, wait... did he just get a total repeat of his backstory? Man, this guy can't catch a break!

Ruby: (Frustratingly angry) Poor guy! Why can't just people leave him and his family alone? This is so unfair!

Weiss: I bet those church leaders are corrupt individuals who have no remorse and lacks right judgement!

Blake: (Scornful) They are the ones who must be condemned at what they did.

Yang: Not going to lie, if that happened to me too, I will make sure vengeance will be served.

Wiz: He was even forced to battle multiple descendants of Belmont, many of whom would actually defeat him.

Boomstick: Well, sort of. Turns out Dracula is a much tougher vampire to kill than lame old Walter.

Wiz: Even after losing his entire body, Dracula's soul remained tethered to Chaos, thus he would be resurrected every one hundred years.

Ruby: Imagine yourself to revive every century to battle your friend's descendants only to be killed by most of them, then you can't truly die because you are tethered to chaos, truly a horrible way to live a long life.

Yang: At least he have all these powers as a perk of living that long.

Ruby: (Sympatethic) But still, you maybe on top of a mountain with those powers but you are all alone and no one is there for you, I feel sad about him.

All the others felt sadness about Dracula too.

Boomstick: When he wants to go all-out, he can draw from the power of the Chaotic Realm and transform into one of many awesome monsters. Like a giant demon, a giant demon bird, a giant demon head, and a giant demon head in a painting that vomits out bats.

Wiz: Dracula can punch hard enough to rend stone, move quick enough to catch arrows out of thin air, and even warp the fabric of reality itself.

Boomstick: He's tough enough to survive a lightning strike, get blasted by an enormous meteor, and even get crushed under the weight of his fortress. AKA, THE Castlevania.

Popup: While Dracula escaped the castle ruins by turning to mist, he only did so after the castle had fallen.

Wiz: By measuring the size of Castlevania on the game's official art, we know it should weigh around two million tons. Even then, Dracula has regenerated his body from decapitation, a mess of blood, and even full-on disintegration.

Ruby: Those are some of the most terrfying transformations I have ever seen in my life, even more terrfying than the hound or Salem.

Weiss: Wow! He is also very hard to put down too, killing him multiple times is not enough.

Blake: He can also warp reality which is a more messier version of Emerald's illusions.

Yang: Okay I will admit, this is one of the persons I will never mess with, he will not harm anyone as long as he is not harmed.

Weiss: And here I thought you don't know when to retreat.

Yang: Hey! I'll have you know I'm brave but not an idiot, if I realize the battle is unwinnable, I will retreat to fight another day.

Boomstick: So how the hell does he keep getting killed by everyone from discount Conan to the ghost of weebs' past?

Wiz: Naturally, with the help of holy weapons, which Dracula is certainly not a fan of.

Blake: Holy weapons, of course.

Yang: But he also have one, how does not that hurt him?

Blake: No Yang, that holy weapon is from Chaos so since he's an agent of Chaos he can wield it no problem.

Yang: Right.

Boomstick: Also, even when he's turned his body into some misty vape clouds, he keeps his head vulnerable, because... video games.

Ruby: Well Boomstick, I believe there are some logical explanation when video games present us something worth questioning.

Wiz: Or more precisely, his hubris. Dracula's blatant arrogance would lead to his ultimate downfall: allowing his enemies to sever his connection to the Chaotic Realm and thus end his cycle of resurrections. So instead, he was reincarnated...

Ruby: There it is!

Boomstick: ...Into a white-haired anime boy with the power of friendship, Soma Cruz, who turned out to be just as powerful as Dracula Classic, like when he dodged beams of light, or when he defeated Chaos itself.

As soon as she sees Soma, Weiss blushes red in her face.

Weiss: Wha!? Huh?? T-that's Dracula?

Yang: What? Can't believe he's that handsome princess?

Weiss: S-shut up Yang! That's not what I meant!

Wiz: Dracula's influence and power would never truly end. Even 10,000 years into the future, his bloodline continues to strike terror into the hearts of men. As long as good and evil exists...

Boomstick: Hold up, that's his kid?! What the hell happened to him?

The screen shows up the comparison of Alucard's two iteration.

Once Weiss saw Alucard's Symphony of the Night iteration she blushed even more.

Weiss: E-eh!? He looks nice and seems to be a good gentleman.

Yang: Hoho! I think Ice queen is in love!

Weiss: I-I said SHUT UP Yang!

Wiz: Ahem, no ordinary man can stand up to the incredible force that is the Dark Lord Dracula.

Dracula: BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR!!!

Ruby: That is a chilling line that I don't want to hear from a powerful enemy.

Weiss: I think he is one of the Villains with the most tragic backstory so far that we know of.

Blake: I kind of feel bad for him, his actions are understandable.

Yang: If these two were here in Remnant, we will all die very very horribly.

Wiz: Alright! The combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

Ruby hits the pause button.

Ruby: Okay time to choose girls! I'm choosing Ganondorf

Weiss: I'll go for Dracula.

Blake: Dracula as well.

Yang: Ganondorf.

Ruby: Okay let's do this!

Ruby then pushes the play button.

The camera pans over the outside of Dracula's castle before cutting to a view of the door to a throne room as Ganondorf punches it open, stepping inside.

Yang: What a nice gloomy castle!

Ganondorf: Hmm?

The Gerudo King notices a figure sitting on the throne at the end of the chamber. Undaunted, he steps forward, channeling magic in his right hand to taunt the unknown entity as he speaks.

Ganondorf: Your castle is lost, vampire! No man can challenge my power.

The view cuts to the being on the throne, shrouded in shadow, who is revealed to be Dracula himself, holding a glass of red wine. He simply laughs at Ganondorf's bravado.

Dracula: But what is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.

Ruby: He said the line!

Yang: Yeah! That one was iconic!

Ganondorf hovers towards the vampire, preparing to punch him, but Dracula easily teleports out of the way before laughing and reappearing behind the Gerudo, slashing his face with a vicious swipe of his claws and drawing blood. Ganondorf's eyes glow purple in rage as he strikes with a Warlock Punch straight to Dracula's chest.

He smirks at the successful attack, before realizing that the Lord of the Castle has turned into a swarm of bats to nullify the attack. Dracula's head forms out of the horde of bats to laugh, as the swarm ascends to the top of the room and reforms back into the vampire's full body.

Dracula smugly smiles as he charges a blast of magic energy, firing it at Ganondorf and blowing his opponent away. Ganondorf quickly recovers, though he doesn't notice a group of Medusa Heads coming from behind.

Ganondorf: Your tricks mean nothing.

As he says this, a Medusa Head comes from behind and hits him.

Weiss: You were saying?

Ganondorf then proceeds to swat one of the Medusa heads out of the air and smash it into the ground, knocking out one of its eyes before stomping on it. Ganondorf hears screaming and looks to his right, seeing another horde of Medusa Heads coming straight for him. He successfully blocks most of them with his forearms, although the last one overwhelms him.

At this point, Dracula teleports in front of him and lifts Ganondorf by the neck, laughing and preparing to suck his blood. In return, Ganondorf calls upon the Triforce of Power to blow Dracula back, before appearing behind the flying vampire and driving him into the ground with Flame Choke. One particularly heavy Warlock Punch is enough to send him flying. Ganondorf then follows up with a barrage of energy blasts, but Dracula recovers and sends the bolts of energy flying back at Ganondorf by snapping his fingers.

Blake: Seems like Dracula is enjoying this.

Ruby: I think what he enjoys more of it is toying with Ganondorf.

In retaliation, Ganondorf takes out the Sword of the Six Sages and rushes Dracula, deflecting two of the energy blasts before catching the Vampire off guard and decapitating him.

RWBY: Ooooooohhh!!

Weiss: But it's not over I think. He will transform into a horrific monster.

As the grimacing head of his adversary lands on the floor, Ganondorf smirks in victory. However, blood starts to rain from above before Dracula begins laughing to Ganondorf's surprise, and at this point, Dracula's monster form bursts out of his decapitated body.

Dracula: Despair!

Yang: Oh here goes the transformation phase!

Ganondorf stares in awe for a moment, before attempting to charge the beast and promptly getting tossed around like a ragdoll, including losing the Sword of the Six Sages. Dracula then charges at Ganondorf, biting down on him hard before tossing him to the side and burning him with Hellfire, causing him to scream out in pain.

Weiss: That is a painful way to die!

Then, however, the Triforce of Power begins to glow, and a burst of energy erupts, dispelling the hellfire. From within, to Dracula's surprise, the Dark Beast, Ganon, emerges.

Ganon: Behold true power!

Yang: Ah yeah! Battle of the two giant monsters! Let's go Ganon crush the competition!

Ganon then rushes down Dracula, and knocks him around with his swords. Dracula recovers in time to stop Ganon from charging at him head-on, but Ganon swings his head around to slam the vampire into the ground before throwing an upward slash at his chest, causing Dracula to cough up blood.

Ganon immediately follows up with an energy beam from his mouth, sending the transformed vampire lord crashing into the throne room walls. Being backed into a corner, Dracula is forced to start charging up a devastating magical attack: The Demonic Megiddo.

Ruby: Uh oh! The Demonic Megiddo!

Dracula: I am no simple vampire; I am A GOD!

Blake: Basically he is.

As he says this, Dracula unleashes the Demonic Megiddo, which threatens to overwhelm Ganon. In response, Ganon attempts to fight back with the Triforce of Power, but it's not enough, and Ganon is overwhelmed. The castle crumbles from the sheer power of the Demonic Megiddo.

Yang: Always with the castle collapsing on these two.

Ruby: Yeah! It happens most of the time around them.

In the Castlevania rubble, Ganondorf is shown to have returned to his normal form, lying dazed in the rubble, now bare of his cape, shoulder pads and collar. As he comes to, he witnesses with fear in his eyes the dark lord Dracula approaching him.

Yang: Uh oh! Not looking good for our man!

Dracula: You're right... You're not a man...

The vampire grabs the Gerudo warlock by the face and lifts him up.

Dracula: ... you're a pig. Let me hear you squeal.

The vampire prepares to end the fight via impaling Ganondorf with his arm. The warlock attempts to call upon the Triforce of Power, but nothing happens, allowing Dracula the moment to puncture a screaming Ganondorf and tear him in two, ending his life.

RWBY: Ooooohhh!!

Ruby: Ouch!

Yang: No way!

Dracula then holds his foe's torso over his maw, drinking deep of his blood, as the Sword of the Six Sages lays embedded in the ground in front of Dracula.

Weiss: Drank his blood like a wine.

Blake: Like a celebratory drink.

Ruby and Yang: Nooo! We lost!

Both Blake and Weiss gives a high five to each other.

K.O!!!

We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, with the latter holding a beer can that he crushes.

Boomstick: (sighs) Y'know, I hope someday I can learn to drink beers as violently as Dracula drinks people.

Weiss: I hope you drank some glass shards from the wine bottle you dumbass!

Wiz: There was a lot going on here. Both Ganondorf and Dracula show similar reaction speeds, with only a small percent difference when compared to the speed of light. They were both brilliant schemers who have perfectly manipulated many intelligent foes. And their standard magical arsenals seem pretty comparable overall.

Boomstick: But Dracula did have a leg up with a few extra magic powers that Ganondorf just didn't have, like how he could rip out his soul in a bunch of different ways. That's somethin' Ganondorf never really had to guard against before. Also, remember how Ganondorf survived an explosion worth about two kilotons of TNT?

Wiz: An admirable feat to be sure, but let's look at that meteor strike Dracula survived.

We cut to the post-analysis.

Wiz: Based on its size, composition, and speed of ablation, it must have struck with an energy equivalent to two megatons of TNT, a thousand times greater than Ganondorf's proven durability.

Blake: Wow! Even with our aura shielding us, we will still die on that meteor strike.

Boomstick: But hey, I know what you're thinkin': "What about that Sage Sword Ganondorf had? Shouldn't he have had an easy time killin' Drac since it's a holy weapon?"

Ruby: Yeah that is what I am thinking too.

Wiz: In some circumstances, sure. Running this fight over and over a hundred times, Ganondorf would certainly score a few victories. But, when considering Dracula's absurd regenerative abilities, it would take more than just a few hits from a holy weapon to finish him off. Not to mention, Dracula also wielded a holy weapon that took advantage of Ganondorf's weakness in the form of Demonic Megiddo. Yeah, I know it's called "demonic", so it seems weird, but it is explicitly described to be "holy magic".

Popup: Both Ganon and Demise have their non-physical beings sealed away in alternate dimensions or objects. This lands credence to the possibility of Dracula being able to manipulate and steal Ganon's soul.

Ruby: Ah! I See, make sense now.

Boomstick: And droppin' a holy nuke on Ganondorf was a way more powerful victory move than tryin' to hit Dracula with a sword. And that's really what this came down to: power.

Popup: The Triforce of Power has been overpowered before, such as in the original Legend of Zelda and in Twilight Princess. With Dracula's greater power and ability to exploit Ganon's greatest weakness, he certainly could do the same.

Weiss: So the Triforce of power has some limit to it's use after all.

Blake: That could only mean whoever wields it will not be powerful all the time.

Ruby: So there is still a way how to defeat a wielder of that triangle.

Yang: Yeah Torchwick might be able to wield it because of his hunger for power but it will not last long.

Wiz: Despite literally wielding the Triforce of Power, Ganondorf's potential paled in comparison to the energy Dracula drew from Chaos. Let's put this in perspective.

Boomstick: The Triforce of Power comes from the Goddess Din, who made the Earth. While we don't know the exact amount of power Din put in this piece, let's just highball it and directly compare it to her.

Wiz: So the energy attributed to the Triforce of Power could be compared to the size and energy of a planet. However, the Chaotic Realm is an entire universe, completely upheld by the power of the Chaos entity. That is leagues greater than the power Ganondorf possessed.

Popup: Even if the Golden Goddesses' powers were far greater, Ganon only possessed a fraction of it. It took the entire Triforce to maintain the alternate dimension of Lorule, and even then only for a limited time. There is no evidence that the Triforce of Power could match the Chaotic Realm.

Ruby: So it's like a worldwide power versus a universal wide power.

Weiss: Putting it that way, I say yes.

Boomstick: So it definitely had a lot more juice to give.

Blake: Exactly!

Wiz: Try thinking of the Chaotic Realm and the Triforce of Power as batteries which fuel Dracula and Ganon's abilities.

We cut to Wiz holding a AA battery and a car battery.

Yang: That is a much more clearer comparison.

Wiz: Compared to each other, Dracula would be drawing energy from something like a car battery, while Ganondorf's would more akin to a small AA.

Boomstick: Wiz, I'll give you five bucks if you lick that battery.

Weiss: Dumbass will always be dumbass! I will not lick that!

Yang: Why so?

Weiss: Some batteries will shock you of course!

Yang: Oh! I did not know that!

Wiz: Ganondorf certainly held his own, but Dracula's more varied magic, greater regeneration, and enormous reserves of power sealed this desert warlock's fate.

Boomstick: Of all the ways to go, that must have sucked. The big pig's chances were slim to Ga-none.

Yang: And the blue pig has been BATtered and then ROASTED!

The other three groaned in that terrible pun.

Wiz: The winner is Dracula.

Ruby: And that was a good fight!

Weiss: Indeed it is! But both are going to be a terrible enemy of Remnant if they ever visited.

Blake: Dracula have some redeeming qualities when it comes to becoming a good man while Ganondorf does not.

Yang: Yep! I regret I did not bet on him.

Weiss: Well now that all of it is over, let's go sleep now, it's getting late.

Ruby: (Yawning) Agreed! I'm kind of feel tired already.

The four girls then do their night rituals before heading to bed. Then they all go to sleep.

All four of them are now sound asleep.

Weiss on the other hand dreaming something about her being locked in an underground dungeon.

Then the door flies open with light Illuminating the dimly lit room.

Standing on the doorway is none other than Alucard himself.

Weiss: Wh- are you here to save me?

Alucard: I am.

Alucard frees her from her chains and carries her like princess in his arms.

This made Weiss blush as he gently wraps around her one arm to the Dampir's nape and the other to his chest.

The two got out of the dungeon with both smiles on their faces.

Weiss seems enjoying it more as she is blushing while staring at Alucard.

Back in reality Weiss is sleeping soundly with a smile on her face while embracing a pillow.

Looks like someone is having a sweet dream tonight.

A/N: Okay! Thank you for reading this first episode of this book.

I should say thank you to deadpoolmerkwiththem for giving me his blessing to continue the work he started, I will try my best continue write this fanfic as best as I can, I am honored that he passed me the torch of doing this so huge thanks and shoutout to him.

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