Yang:" Big brother~"

Y/n:" There comes Annoyance 1 and annoyance 2"

Ruby:" LET'S CUDDLE~"

Y/n:" Oh shiet! "

I jumped out the window and ran for my life.

Y/n:" Ain't nobody got time for that!"

Tai:" Hehe..  this kids are out if the house for once in there lives....Well time to watch tv~"

Qrow:" Tai.....are you afraid that Ruby and yang love Y/n? More than a brother?"

Tai:" Nah"

Qrow:" But........they might force him to have s*x with them..."

Tai:" Nah"

Qrow:" Do you want messed up grandkids!"

Tai:" Nah "

Qrow:" Do you want me to kill you"

Tai:" Nah"

Raven:" Are you going to deny that your gay for ozpin?"

Tai:" Nah"

Summer:" Are you going to deny that you found me  cheating  on you?"

Tai:" Nah"

I jumped back into the window and crawled to my dad and which he smiled and pinched my cheeks

Tai:" Hey son"

Y/n:" Dad if you loved me! You would save me!"

Ruby and Yang grabbed him from his legs and started dragging him to his own room

Tai:" guess I don't love you enough to save you"

Y/n:" DAD!"

I yelled before they dragged me into room and shut the door completely and also locked it

Ruby:" is it bad that we want to cuddle you!?!"

Y/n:" yes"

Yang:" Why is that?"

I explained  to them why saying that they always touch me inappropriately and that they have a dream to marry and make my kids

Yang:" nah we never do that "

Ruby:" You must be talking about Mom 1 and mom 2"

Y/n:" I'm talking abo-"

Ruby:" Shhhh.......just cuddle with us~"

I sighed and began to cuddle with them and they started to touch me inappropriately while I sighed and closed my eyes waiting for it to end

~ 2 hours later~

I woke and seen them still fully clothed!

Y/n" wow! They didn't r**e me! What a surprise"

Ruby:" yang why did you spill milk on the bed!"

Yang:" hey you pushed me over trying to grab more cookies!"

I sighed and went back downstairs and seen my dad sleeping while Qrow was drawing a D**k on his face, and seen both mothers arguing on sharing this other guy who will not be named.

Y/n:" I love my family"

~ 3 years later~

I was sitting in my house while Ruby and yang were next to me cuddling me And 4 kids trying to fight each other using fake swords

Qrow:" See Tai. You didn't listen to me"

Tai:" Nah! The kids look beautiful!"

Qrow:" ugh......"

Tai:" Well me and uncle have to go kids have to go now. "

Y/n:" Take me with you!"

Ruby:" See yeah daddy"

Yang:" See you layer daddy and uncle"

Y/n:" Please take me with you!"

Tai:" Nah"

Qrow:"Your fine....kiddo"

They left the house and I looked at yang and ruby .....and seen them give me the most creepiest smile ever

Yang:" Round "

Ruby:" 2000"

Y/n:" I know!"

I jumped out the window again and for some reason my for kids followed after me and landed on my back