(I hate the year 2017 it sucks major ass)
Vexon pov]
The next morning the normal routine happens Crimson goes back to working on fixing my sword, Vector helping out on occasion while trying to get me to allow them to modify it but I keep denying it, Ash keeps talking about Yang, and I wake up falling face first onto the floor.
Vector:"Doesn't that ever get old?"
Vexon:"Depends does asking the same question to the same person over and over again make them change the result, and no you can not modify my sword I just want it to be stronger that's it."
Vector:"Fine then you can't get any badass guns or stuff built in."
Vexon:"Why would i need guns when I can just disintegrate the enemy?"
Ash and Crimson:"He does have a point."
Vector:"Fuck you." Everyone just laughs a bit before returning to what they were doing. Since today's Saturday i can just train all I want after setting up my stereo. I was about to start setting up when I got a message from king Kai.
King Kai:"So Goku died...again."
Vexon:"Why does that not surprise me."
King Kai:"Yeah at this point no one really cares."
Vexon:"Just tell him to smarten up, anyway need to go I'm setting up my stereo then I'm going to train to kick Broly's ass."
King Kai:"Will do."
After that I go to the bathroom and get ready for the day, I start setting up my stereo next to my bed.
Ash:"Arn't you afraid of braking that thing the next morning."
Vexon:"Nope me and my dad made it indestructible hell we threw it into a volcano and pulled it out the next week, it was untouched."
Ash:"Damn you did good."
Vexon:"Thanks, and done." I just finished hooking up the speakers and the subwoofers and was about to play some good o'l 5Fdp when suddenly team RWBY kicked down the door.
RWBY:" What's up!"
PRDE:"What the hell!" Yang and Ruby start eyeballing my stereo and I wrap my arms around it and hiss like a cat. But they slowly make there way towards it looking at the large piece of machinery I have till I remember I have some cookies from last night and pull them out of the box under my bed, while Ash just stops Yang by kissing her and talking about all the shitty puns they can make.
Weiss:"What are you going to do with that Stereo?" I suddenly get a somewhat evil grin on my face and sync my scroll up to it by Redtooth(so I don't need to deal with copyright supreme) my team quickly digs out some earplugs and plug there ears. I crank my stereo almost to max and aim my speakers at them. (Chibi mode activate)
Vexon:"Prepare to be blown away LITERALLY!" I then play *way of the fist* by 5fdp and jump on top of the subwoofers and speakers and play the air guitar. If anyone wasn't up before they are now, my team was smart and got behind the speakers but team RWBY wasn't and the held onto dear life trying not to get blown away. I decide to turn it down so that I don't get into any trouble.(normal mode ((whenever I say chibi mode it means they switch to there chibi looking characters and normal characters for normal mode, you get the idea)))
Vexon:"Sorry girls I just love to crank my music especially the head banging kind."
Weiss and Blake:"Never do that again!" They get right up In my face yelling while I think I might have got Yang to approve of me more for dating Ruby and that I might have made her deaf.
(Time skip brought to you by Chibi Yang, Vexon, and Ruby rock out while the others just cover there ears.)
Vexon:"So what are we doing at the docks?"
Blake:"Weiss found out that students from Vacue will be arriving and she wants to spy on them."
Weiss:"I would never do that, it is my job as a student of beacon to welcome people from other kingdoms to vale."
Vexon:"Yep definitely spying."
Yang:"Hey guys look." We turn and see a shop with shattered windows and police tape around it.
Ash:"What happened here?"
Cop 1:" Robbery."
Cop2:"They left the money again."
Cop1:"this place is turning into a jungle, what could someone want with that much dust?"
Cop2:"you thinking what I'm thinking."
Cop1:" The white gang."
Cop2:"That we don't get paid enough."
Weiss:"The white fang what a bunch of degenerates."
Blake:"What's your problem?!" Everyone turns back to Blake as her and Weiss start arguing while I just keep wondering what the fuck is this white fang thing.
Weiss:"My problem is that the white fang are a bunch of insane criminals."
Vexon:"Um what's the white fang?"
Blake:"There hardly a bunch of insane people, there a collection of misguided Faunus."
Vexon:"Um hello I asked a question."
Weiss:"Misguided?! There bent on getting rid of humanity!"
Blake:"Then there very misguided."
Vexon:"Grrraaaaaaaahhh!" I got so annoyed of being ignored that I went super sayian and pushed everyone back."What the fuck is The White gang?!"
Weiss:"Weren't you paying attention Vexon. Sheesh your such a dunce." That's when I snapped and and charged a kamehameha and aimed it at Weiss.
Blake:"The white fang are a bunch of Faunus that over the years became more and more violent but when they began they were peaceful."
Vexon:"See was that so hard." I dissipate the kamehameha and go back to my base form." By the sounds of it,it seems as though there leader grew ill intentions and forced the others to follow them."
Weiss:"There pure evil."
Blake:"Nothing's pure evil."
Yang:"Yeah Blake's right."
Ruby:"Plus they never did find that torchwick guy that robbed the dust store the night I met Vexon."
Vexon:"Wait you fought a guy without me, what the hell!"
Ruby:"It was before you fell out of the sky."
Vexon:"Ok never mind then." We hear someone yell off in the distance and make our way to the docks yet again.
Guy:"Stop that Faunus!" Some sailors were chasing a monkey Faunus off the ship
Guy:"You no good stowaway!"
Faunus:"Hey a no good stowaway would have been caught, Ima great stowaway."
Vexon:"I like his attitude he seems kinda cool actually." Weiss hits the back off my head hard." Ow what the fuck Weiss!?" We focus back on the scene in front of us as two cops chase the Faunus who crouches on top of a lamppost and starts eating a banana.
Cop:"Hey get down from there!" The Faunus just drops the peel on the cops face making him growl, the Faunus then jumps down and runs past us.
Crimson:"You wanted to see the competition, well there it goes."
Weiss:"Quikly we need to observe him!" She runs off after the Faunus and so don't the rest of team RWBY and PRDE while Blake hangs back.
Vexon:"Did monkey boy just wink at you?" Blake just nods."We should probably catch up to the others." We both take off after our teams. When we catch up we see Weiss's on the ground with some girl underneath her, oddly I don't sense the same kind of energy as me or the others instead it seems endless not like Broly's where it's infinitely growing but it seems to never go down.
Weiss:"No he got away."
Ruby:"Um Weiss." Weiss looks down and sees that she's on top of some girl. She quickly gets up and apologizes but apparently the girl doesn't care and just says salutations.
Vector:"Um don't you want to get up?"
???:"Yes." She then launches herself up and everyone but me backs up.
Vexon:"What's your name?"
Penny:"My name is Penny."
Vexon:"Names Vexon."
Ruby:"Ruby."
Weiss:"Weiss Schnee."
Blake:"Blake"
Ash:Ash Anderson."
Vector:"Vector scaggs."
Crimson:"Crimson."
Yang:"You sure you didn't hit your head?" Blake elbows yang in the gut causing here to introduce herself."My names Yang."
Penny:"Salutations."
Weiss:"You already said that."
Penny:"So i did."
Ruby:"We need to get going, see you later friend." Everyone but me turns around and starts walking in the other direction of her.
Vexon:"What are you?"
Penny:"What do you mean, I'm like you just female."
Vexon:"Heh trust me your nothing like me, I can tell your different you have a completely different energy then the others one that never goes down." Penny starts to get nervous and looks at me a little afraid."Your an android aren't  you but your different from the ones where I'm from you don't seem to be evil so consider me your friend, anyway I need to go see you later, and don't worry your secrets safe with me." I turn around and head back to my friends.
Yang:"She seemed a little weird." She has no idea how right she was.
Penny:"What did you call me?" She somehow appears in front of us right in Yangs face while me and Weiss try to figure out how the hell she did that.
Yang:"I'm sorry I didn't think you heard me."
Penny:"not you." She walks over to me and Ruby."You two." Everyone just stares at us with faces saying what did you do!
Ruby:"Um I uh."
Penny:"You both called me your friend, am I really your friend?" I just nod my head and Ruby looks back at the others to see them shaking there head no.
Ruby:"Yeah why not." I turn to see everyone comically fall to the ground.
Penny:"Sensational! We can go but school supplies, paint our nails and talk about cute boys like blue hair right here."
Vexon:"Yeah I'm taken sooo..." Ruby turns back to the others.
Ruby:"Was this what I was like when we met?"
Weiss:"No she seems far more coordinated."
Vexon:"Weiss be nice otherwise I'll make you sleep on a rafter in the ballroom." Weiss shuts her mouth after that not wanting to get into trouble.
Weiss:"Wait Penny why are you here?"
Penny:"I'm here to participate in the Vytal festival."
Weiss:"Wait your going to fight."
Penny:"I'm combat ready."
Weiss:"Im sorry but you hardly look the part."
Vexon:"Says the one wearing high heels and a dress."
Weiss:"Its not a dress it's a combat skirt." Ruby then slides to Weiss's side.
Ruby:"Yeah." They low five and I just face palm.
Vexon:"Anyway we should get going."
Weiss:"Wait have you seen a monkey Faunus." She pulls out a drawing from god knows where I seriously need to ask where the hell they keep that stuff." Yell Monkey Faunus, that rapscallion needs to be brought to justice.
Blake:"Stop that."
Vexon:"Damn it here we go again."
(You know what happens from here, next chapter will be volume ones end then onto volume two and so on. Oh I can't wait for volume 5 and what ever else rooster teeth makes for RWBY. Anyway it's late where I am and I got school tomorrow so I'll see you In the next chapter of the unknown legend)