A/n: Honestly, one of my favorite TF2 SFM(Source Filmmaker)

Ruby: Oh there's more!

Weiss: This seems interesting. Turbulence? Saxxy Awards?

Blake: Seems like it's a competition. Well, we all know about turbulence, and have experienced it once in our life.

Everyone: Agreed.

A beep is sounded and said:
[Fasten in your frickin' seatbelts]

The camera pans to see a bunch of Scouts doing there own thing while the pilot Scout announces on the speakers: "Fellas, this your captain speaking. We're about to get on descend, will be landing shortly. Please put your seats on the upright positions, all belongings, fasten your seatbelts... all that crap. Thank you for flying with us today, on Scout Airlines. We hope you enjoy your flight"

TURBULENCE

Ruby: Wh-What?

Weiss: I'm just as confused as you are Ruby.

Yang: An aircraft filled with scouts? Ouch.

Blake: you're not kidding. I'm guessing all the airlines are just the same.

"Screaming Eagles!"

A green plane passes by with the pilots being Soldiers.

"Cap. Scout: What! Soldier?!

Pilot Soldiers: Yeah.

Cap. Scout: Get out of here! This is our runway!

Cap. Soldier: Mine! You can have this, when you pry it from my cold dead hands"

Ruby: I'm having the feeling a fight's about to go down.

Yang: you mean, "You're having the feeling a "flight's" about to go down".

Jaune: I wonder how it would play out.

"Cap. Scout: We'll see about that, frickin' fraud.

Co-Pilot. Scout: Ha ha ha! We're gonna blow up them all!"

Weiss: Who do you think that attitude reminds you off?

Everyone (-Nora): Nora.

Nora didn't say a word, so do the rest, as they see the Scout pouring a can into the fuel. The plane began to pick up speed as the two races into a storm.

Weiss: I can't even think how could a can of soda can make the aircraft go that fast.

Blake: You ain't kidding.

Inside the next plane, this time painted red, sits Heavy's in the pilot seats singing russian. The singing is interupted by the arrival of the two aircrafts.

"Incoming!"

"Cap. Scout: Nice hustle, tons of fun.

"Soldier pilots: Patriot strength beat hammer and Sickle. Look it up!"

"Cap. Heavy: Oh! Run! Run, I'm coming for you!"

"Cap. Scout: Too slow, you fat fatty..."

Cap. Scout barely have time to finished when a lightning almost struck his plane.

Ruby: What's happening?

Weiss: Guessing another one is coming to compete against them.

True to that statement, another plane arrive, this time uncloaking itself. Everyone have shocked faces of the aircraft of that size can have implement a cloaking device.

Some: Oh boy.

"Cap. Spy: Ha ha ha, do you forget about me?!"

"Pilot. Scout: Ye... Yeah"

"Cap. Spy: Welp, off to visit your mothers!"

The Spys in the plane were laughing at the Scout plane, but one of them dropped a roast on them, "Hey, is that a new suit? Cuz it sucks!"

Everyone and Scouts: Oh/ooh!

Back at the Heavy Airline, the Heavy Co-Pilot suggested that they shall fight the Soldiers. "Very well". A bunch of Heavies, including the Captain, popped out of the plane dorsal hatch and begins raining down bullets upon the Soldier Airline.

Jaune: I still don't get why they didn't vomit from that high.

Ruby: Even from that height, it makes me sick.

Yang: Must've been awesome to just be on the an aircraft and have the wind hitting your body.

Weiss: Then again, there is that far distance to fall.

The Soldiers begin to calculate any strategies to counter-attack the Heavies. Meanwhile, a Soldier Sergeant makes a speech to the other Soldiers, "If fighting is to result in victory, then you must fight!", "Sun Tzu said that". The bar finished with a result of a "97.8% of victory"

Weiss: Very overly confident.

"Sgt. Soldier: Then we must fight.

Soldiers: Sir yes sir!

Sgt. Soldier: ATTACK!!!"

The same sargent barged down the Pilot doors and ordering the same thing, "ATTACK!!", "Roger that!"

Back with the other two planes, The Spy plane is ramming itself on the Scout plane, while the captain of said Soy plane is mocking for Scout's inability to dodge.

Everyone: What?!

Ruby: That must be awesome...

Weiss: And stupid. I mean did you see the size of those Aircrafts?! Way bigger than any Atlas's Aircraft.

Scout did manage to dodge and the Spy set the plane back to it's course, laughing after it has won.

The Soldier Airline flew above the Heavy Airline with a bomb about to drop and the Sargent motivating the Soldiers to push the cart out of the rear. "Push! Push, like you mean it!"

Eventually, the bomb is dropped, but caught by the Heavy Captain. The other Heavy cheers for their captain, until he decided to throw the bomb that it the wing of the aircraft.

"Everyone and Cap. Heavy: Uh oh.

Heavy: The burning new fuel (A/n: At least that's what I thought he said)... It is shame."

The Heavy plane exploded into a giant fireball filled with debris. The Scout aircraft saw this and make a quick turn to the left of avoid the debris. The Cap. Heavy was still in the, till he was conveniently saved by the Scout's aircraft. The Spy came in and starts to descending, forcing the Scout Plane to descend as well.

Blake: Goodbye to those two and I feel kinda bad for them, as they were just trying to go somewhere and they are now in this chaos.

Weiss: Couldn't agree more.

Yang: Same here.

Ruby: Me too.

JNPR: Yeah/ Same/ agreed.

"Pilot. Scout: Pull up. Pull up, dumbass!

Cap. Scout: I can't he's in the way!"

The Heavy uses his sickle to board the Scout airline after emptying the majority not the contents.

The Scout captain manages to pull up and away with the Spy captain laughing off and said, "Watch and Learn". Spy quickly pulled up, but the force of the fall, breaks the wings, leaving them in a free fall.

"You imbecile, you doomed us all!", Cap. Spy in his deadpanned expression looks over somewhere else and said, "Apologies", before the plane crashed into the ground.

Everyone relaxed a little till the Scout captain gets killed by the Heavy. The Soldiers and the group is shocked by the turn of events as now the Heavy is controlling the abandoned Scout Airline. The Heavy began to laugh as he fuel the Aircraft with his own.

The Soldiers inside looked down in dissatisfaction and disappointment. "We've failed".

Ruby: No, Don't lose.

Weiss: Love the motivation Ruby, but I don't think they can hear you.

"Sgt. Soldier: Negatory! You called that a lost? I've crapped bigger losses than that! Operation: Soaring Eagle!

Soldier: No.

Sgt. Soldier: That is an order!

Soldier: Uhoh, here we go"

The Soldier pressed a button, which activated more engines, but destroyed the back portion of the plane. The Heavy dives the aircraft and drive them all down and then... Boom.

Ruby: Aww, can't believe that's over.

However, a still talking head roll down and said, "Perfect landing". Shocked by this, some of the group fainted by the mere sight of the head and hearing him talk. Just as it can't get any weirder, a Sniper wearing an Owl head declared that he is the true winner an flaps his... Arms... And fly up into the sky.

"God speed, you magnificent bastard".

Ruby: That was Awesome!

Yang: That gotta be the craziest thing that we've ever seen!

Jaune: Don't forget about the weird part.

Weiss: I gotta be honest, despite all of the ridiculousness, It's very fun.

The rest smiles and complement the video.