Ruby: Hey guys. Look, we have another rap song!

Weiss: Meet the crew? Like the whole TF2 Mercenaries?

Blake: Yep.

Yang: Well, play it.

*Music Starts*

The Music starts off with a remix of the TF2 theme, more akin to a rap music as it is.

"Scout: Got ya head spinnin' circles around you,

With a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound you,

I'll be up on your face with a blink of an eye,

Though I got no wings, i don't need them to fly!"

Ruby: That must be Scout!

Weiss: So this describe him. Not bad of a summary.

Blake: not Yet Weiss. There's still more.

"With a couple double-jumps, I'll be fleeing the zone.

Pick-up your intel quick, then I'm bringing them home.

I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth.

I mean, do you even know what you're talkin' to?"

Weiss: Now that sums up his Character.

"Soldier:

About face maggots, Stand at attention!

Learn from a soldier, who reached perfection!

Forward charge, with my RPG,

Helmet so low, I can hardly see!

Bam - Rocket jumpin' all over the place!

Finishing you punks with a shovel to the face!

If that don't kill you, it will break your nose,

I hope you weasels are taking notes!"

Ruby: That's Crazy...

Weiss: We've watched their videos and yeah, most are crazy.

"Pyro:

Welcome to my magical Candyland, where smiles are from ear to ear,"

Everyone: What?

Ruby: Hey, at least this one is not like the video, right?

"Where everybody, loves each other!

Come. And. Spread. The. Cheer!

Scout: Oh I'm on fire, fire! Ah!

Pyro: [Laughs]"

"Scout:

This rap is kind of overdue - right?

But, now it's time to meet the Crew - Tight!

The crazy dudes of TF2,

So take a side. RED or BLU!

After I picked my class,

I'm gonna kick your ass!

Cuz that's what we were born to do!"

Weiss: Not gonna lie, That's pretty much sums up why they're here.

Ruby: It's nice that we don't have to watch all of the Videos.

Yang: But you still watch them.

Ruby: what? For details.

Weiss: Couldn't agree more.

"Engineer:

Let's set up shop and get to work,

Built a health-dispenser if you been hurt.

Plus, I got plenty of sentry defenses,

But do not touch cuz this stuff's expensive."

Weiss: That's true.

"Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck your bumpkins.

And just in-case I need it - Self-destruction.

Step back, fore I wack you with a wrench,

And when my turrets spots you. you're good a dead. Ha!"

"Heavy:

Cry some more,

Run while you can!

You little babies don't stand a chance!

They call me "Heavy" this is my gun,

When she starts spinning, you better run!

I do not require brains or technique,

I got so much muscle, I'll never be beat!

I'll now you down, wherever you stand, bitch!"

Ruby: Language!

Weiss: And he's a brute.

"Now that I'm hungry, give me Sandvich."

The video cuts, as well as the music, to a Heavy eating his Sandvich.

Everyone: What?

Weiss: that's...

Yang:.... Anti-climatic.

"Okay, I'm good"

"Demoman:

Are you a bleedin' idiot?

AYE!

To fight with a drunken Scot?

HAHAHA!

I'll down a swig of whiskey,

*Burps*

For every grenade I launch!"

Weiss: Pretty much dumb to fight anyone if you're drunk.

Pyrrha: Agree.

Ruby: But Uncle Qrow maybe drunk, yet he can still fight.

Yang: That's when he doesn't drink.

Ruby: Oh.

"Wherever I go the explosions follow, so keep your distance lads.

And I carry traditional weapons, I'll bloody you up with an axe! [Screams]"

"Scout:

This rap is kind of overdue - Right?

But now, It's time to meet the Crew - Tight!

The crazy dudes of TF2,

so take a side. RED or BLU.

Pick out my favorite class,

Check out my fancy hats!

I just don't know which one to choose".

"Medic:

I'm ze Medic, so don't go far,

You might want a taste of my Ubercharge.

Still a doctor, but I lost my license.

This could be a problem. Shiza!"

Weiss: It really much is.

Blake: Yep.

"I'm always ready with a Bloody bone-saw,

But I can't help much if you're head is blown off.

Die' Schweinhund. I will win this!

Don't overdose on my syringes."

"Sniper:

Boom! That's another headshot. Bloke.

I'm a professional. you're a joke".

Ruby: That's mean.

Blake: Don't forget that sniper is a professional at heart.

Ruby: But still.

"I mean please mate, show some respect,

At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death.

I'm from the outback, where things are hectic.

Got a big machete, that I'll slice ya head with.

Aussie assassins aren't very common,

But when ya here this [BANG] Keep on runnin'"

"Spy:

You probably know me for my disguise.

And I dress as sharp as all my knives.

Just when you think I'm on your team,

Au revoir mon cheri".

Ruby: What?

Blake: It roughly translates to "Goodbye my dear"

Ruby: Really?

Blake: Yep.

"I'm a very accomplished backstabber,

Who destroy your equipment with my sapper.

Gentlemen, there's a spy in our mist,

And he's got plenty of ass to kick!"

"Scout:

This rap is kind of overdue - Right?

But now it's time to meet the Crew - Tight!

The crazy dudes of TF2,

So take a side. RED or BLU.

After I picked my class,

I'm gonna kick your ass!

Cuz that's what we were born to do!"

The students within the dorm of RWBY cheered for the rap. They all have surprised faces. They cheer and laugh at the rap that they heard.

Ruby: That was epic!

Weiss: Now we don't have to listen to all of the team videos at once and have a fun time.

Blake: Very interesting that they use different instrument for some of the classes. Like Demo for example.

Yang: Gotta say, that was surprisingly unexpected. Not to say we have fun.

(A/n: Expiration Date will be coming soon, just that I need the time to write and describe not only the video, but their reactions as well.)