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Flynn
Slayer
H-Doomguy <----

H-Doomguy Chosen

CHOOSE COMPANION

Daisy
Isabelle
Imp-Tan <---
Or The Whole Fucking Army Of Female Demons H-Doomguy Has

Calming Piano And Chants Played In The Background As The H-Doomguy Hugged A Cacodemon Plush And Looked Around Worriedly,Imp-Tan Who We'll Refer To As Tanny Was Trying To Sneak Behind Him And... "BOO!" Some Drums And A Guitar Were Coming Up On The Music Before She Got Kicked Down By...

THE MARAUDER (NOW WITH 100% MORE T H I C C ARGENT ENERGY)

MARAUDER CHOSEN AS COMPANION

"Are You Okay?" The Marauder Asked Kneeling Down "GET OFF SCUM!" Flynn Shouted Before Running Towards Her And Punching Her,Only To Get His Fist Caught "I Don't.Want.To. Hurt.You" She Said Before Launching Him Away

She Hugged The H-Doomguy Who For Now We'll Call Henry Cuz He Has An H,Almost Murdering Him By Asphyxiation

The Calm Wasn't Long As The Drums And Guitars Sounded Again,Meaning Danger

A Guy With A Scorpion Tail Jumped Out Of Nowhere Before Getting Smacked By The Hilt Of A Large Argent Axe Or Crucible Axe Whatever Ya Wanna Call It... Say... Eternal Verdugo?

All Slayers Ailed Their Guns, Even Henry,Tho His Guns Only Work Against Rapist Demons Around The World,

(TIME...TO...RIP...AND TEAAAR!!)

The Marauder Threw Her Eternal Verdugo At Tyrian And Missed On Purpose Before Using A Random Super Shotgun(Stolen From Undead Slayer) And Shooting Him In The Chest

"AAAAGGHH!" C-C-C-CRITICAL!

Henry Looked Trough His Weapons And Sighed Before Using Just His Fists To Give Tyrian A Good Ol' Knuckle Sandwich

He Ran Forward And Punched Tyrian Hard In The Nuts Before Headbutting Him And Kicking Him Away

Before He Knew It He Got Stabbed By Tyrian's Stinger And Got Kicked Away

Meanwhile Ruby And Everyone Else Were In Shock At What They Were Seeing Before Snapping Out Of It And Running To Help Before Getting Their Asses Kicked Blah Blah Blah

Ruby Was About To Get Killed Before She Got Saved By A Grappling Hook And A Well Delivered Eternal Verdugo To A Certain Joker Wanna Be

"OWW MY DI-I MEAN STINGER! YOU BITCH!" Tyrian Shouted As His Stinger Fell To The Ground Before He Got A Punch To The Face

Shotgun Loading

"Hey Bitch!" The Marauder Said Before Shooting His Leg Off

"AAAARRRGH!"

BANG

"AAAAARRRRGHHH!"

BANG

"AAAAAHHHHH-"

BANG

Henry Slowly Walked Towards Tyrian,Getting Consumed By The Poison,But The Hatred He Felt Towards Tyrian And Salem Was Now Way Too Immense To Affect Him

He Raised His Foot Up Before Slamming It Down Into Tyrian's Nuts,Performing The Nut Cracker Of Doom!

Tyrian Let Off A High Pitched Girly Scream

He Coughed Blood And Laughed And He Raised His Left Arm And Shot Everywhere,Hitting Daisy, Isabelle,And Henry...

HENRY

The Marauder Was Not Happy With That,Neither Was Tanny As Tanny Appeared Out Of Nowhere And Burned Tyrian From The Inside Out Before The Marauder Sliced Him In Half Causing Blood And Fire To Explode Before Kicking Him In The Air As He Was In Flames,Threw Her At Him

He Got His Left Arm Sliced Off By The Axe And Just As He Fell

BANG

HE GOT BLOWN UP BY 3 SUPER SHOTGUN BLASTS FROM FLYNN AND THE MARAUDER AND THE SLAYER

"Never...And I Say...NEVER HURT MY LITTLE SNUGGLE PUFFER/HUMAN!" Flynn And The Marauder Said At The Same Time

"Wow...I Can't Believe I Did That, Is Too Much Argent Energy Going Into My Head?" She Asked Herself "Nah Probably Not"

T H I C C ARGENT DUO WINS

FATALITY