Ruby: It's Also a Gun
Monday
"Bye mama and daddy!" I said as I jumped out of the car, "Bye guys! Oh and Blake can you do my homework for me please~!" Auntie Ruby said, "Bye you two, be good and Ruby, NO EXPLOSIONS! Understood!" Mama said, "YES MA'AM!" Auntie Ruby said, I laughed a bit as mama and daddy drove off. "HEY SKY!" Blake yelled, "Oh hi Blake, this is our teacher for this week, she my Auntie Ruby." I said, "Wait Ruby Rose!" He said in shock, "Yep that's me!" Auntie Ruby said, "SO YOUR THE TROUBLE MAKER MY MOM IS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT!" He said, "Wait why would your mom complain about me!" She asked, "Something about the cafeteria and being a glorified janitor." He said, "Hi guys." Dan said from behind us, we all screamed, Blake jumped into my arms, I jumped into Auntie Ruby's arms, and Auntie Ruby tried to jump into the air's arms. It didn't work to well.
"Boys, girls, niece, I am Ruby Rose slayer of monsters, kicker of butt, and I will be your teacher for this week!" Auntie Ruby said, "Oh and this is my teaching assistant Zwei." She said as she pulled Zwei out of her backpack. "AHHH!!!" I screamed as I jumped up to the ceiling and clung to it. "Sky what's the matter? It's just a dog." Blake said, "G...get it away it's gonna eat me!" I said in terror, "Sky you sound just like your mother, now come down and stop acting like your mother." Auntie Ruby said, "NEVER!! I LIVE HERE NOW!" I shouted, "Ok well then I guess you don't want to do any of the fun and slightly destructive activities I have planned." She said, suddenly I was clinging to her arm, "Now about these activities." I said nervously.
"Ok until Thursday you are gonna create your very own weapon!" Auntie Ruby said excitedly, "Umm Miss Rose isn't that kinda dangerous?" Blake asked, "No I'll be fine." She said calmly as she handed out some paper and pencils. "Ok the first part of making any good weapon is the designing process! You wanna make it as cool and deadly as possible!" She said and everyone began to draw except for me. "Sky what's wrong, why aren't you drawing anything?" She asked, "Because I don't know how to draw an axe like the one Daddy uses." I said softly. "Sweetie your dad doesn't use an axe." She said as she patted my head gently, "Yes he does his sword turns into an axe." I said sternly.
Tuesday
"I'm just saying that both you and Daddy both use axes!" I said, "Sky for the last time we use scythes not axes." Auntie Ruby said. "DADDY!" I shouted in frustration, "Sky Daddy has a headache. So be a good girl and go to daycare. And Ruby try not to let a child die." Daddy said as he kicked us out of the car. "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" Auntie Ruby yelled as Daddy drove off, "Hey Sky." Blake said sadly, "What's wrong Blake?" I asked, "My mom found out about our project and she kinda took over my design." He said, "well let's see what she did." I said as he pulled blueprints out of a tube.
"WOW!" Auntie Ruby shouted, "That's not even the only one!" He said as he polled out two more designs.
"That's a bit much don't you think?" I asked, "I like it." Dan said, "DAN WEAR YOUR BELL!" I yelled, wanna look at my design?" He asked, "Sure." I said as he pulled a piece of paper out of his bag.
"Did your mom do that for you too?" Blake asked, "No I did this myself." Dan said, "WHAT?!" Auntie Ruby, Blake, and I shouted in shock, "Let's see yours Sky." Auntie Ruby said, "N...No." I said in embarrassment, "Too bad." She said as she took my design from me and showed it to everyone.
"AUNTIE RUBY!" I yelled, "Aw that's cute Sky sweetie." She said, "YOU'RE SO MEAN!" I yelled as I pounded my fists against her leg.
"Ok class today we'll be starting to make our weapons!" Auntie Ruby said, "And Sky I called someone to help you." She whispered to me.
"GRANDPA QROW!" I shouted as I jumped onto him, "Hey there kiddo." Grandpa said, "I heard you wanna make a scythe." He said, "NO I WANT AN AXE LIKE DADDY'S!" I shouted, "You can have both." He said, "I'm listening." I said.
Wednesday
"Bye Mama!" I said as I jumped out of the car, "Bye sweetie, I'll never understand why you had to come to daycare this early but hey saves your me and your father some time." Mama said as she drove off. "You ready kiddo?" Grandpa asked, "Yeah!" I said.
"Sky what's going on with you?" Auntie Ruby asked, "I'm doing something..." I said, "Ok and what exactly is this something?" She asked, "It's a secret." I said.
Thursday
"AUNTIE RUBY!" I yelled, "SKY WHAT'S WRONG?!" Auntie Ruby shouted as she ran outside with her axe drawn, "I'm done with my weapons." I said, "Oh ok lets see it." She said, "OK!" I said as I drew my first weapon.
"It's like your axe...but better!" I said, "Aww its like a mini Crescent Rose! So cute." She said, "I also have a hammer." I said as I drew my hammer.
"How are you even holding that thing?!" She asked, "Grandpa did a thing to it." I said, "Ok so what have you been doing for the past few days?" She asked, "Throwing my hammer." I said, "Ok well then you can show everyone tomorrow cause I don't believe you. I think you just let Uncle Qrow do all the work for you and you just played on the playground!" She said, "Fine, but when I impress everyone you have to give me your weapon!" I said, "DEAL!" She said.
Friday
"You ready to give me your weapon?" I asked, "Yeah, are you ready to fail?" Auntie Ruby asked, "No." I said as I drew my hammer, "Ok everyone Sky has something she want's to show everyone!" She announced causing everyone to gather around me. "Auntie Ruby you're gonna regret this." I said as I showed off what Grandpa had tought me.
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"RUBY!" Mama yelled as she stepped over the tattered remains of the destroyed atlesian knights, "What have you been teaching my daughter?!" She yelled as she took away everyone's weapons, Auntie Ruby just laughed nervously.
"And that's how Grandpa tought me how to be something called a badass, also how to drink like a big girl." I said, "Ok, Sky darling we don't listen to Grandpa when he's drunk." Mama said, "But that's all the time." Auntie Ruby said, "Exactly." Mama said, "Auntie you owe me something." I said, "Fine here." Auntie said as she handed me her weapon.
"RUBY!" Mama and Daddy yelled, "What she won the bet." Auntie Ruby said.
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