I walked to the door because I heard loud banging at the door, so I grabbed a butter knife and walked towards the door and peeled through the peephole, and seen a girl with orange hair.

Y/n:" Who the fuck is this now"

I opened the door and seen the girl smiling, she just stared at me while smiling.

Y/n:" Are you gonna say anything?"

Nora:" Nope, I'm perfectly fine, just staring at you"

Y/n:" Well do you need something?"

Nora:" I need you to... hang out with me, at the house of Pancakes"

Y/n:" I think it's better that you hang you with Yang and Ruby "

Nora:" Why? Are you afraid I'll totally replace yang as your new girlfriend?"

Y/n:" Yang isn't my girlfriend she's my daughter"

Nora:" Oh... then... I'll be your daughter... and I'll call you daddy..."

Y/n:" Very tempting... but Yang! Ruby! Your Friend is here!"

Nora:" Kala Nora!"

Y/n;" Is Kala Nora your catchphrase?"

Nora:" Yep!"

I closed the door before Ruby went to answer the door, she smiled and invited the girl in.

Y/n:" So, how are you doing?"

I said looking into my Spiders cage, the spider just turned to look at me, before I gave it another piece of cheeto.

Yang:" Dad, spiders like to eat bugs"

Y/n:" But Trifa likes these cheetos "

Yang:" Trifa? What kind of name is that?"

I then opened its cage, before it crawled onto my hands an shoulder, it just sat on my shoulder and watched the Television with me.

Y/n:" Well, back into your cage you go Trifa"

I placed my spider back in its cage and walked towards the door.

Yang:" Where are you going?"

I got startled a bit because I thought yang went to Ruby's room, she then got closer and closer to me, I was looking into the windows of her soul before she kissed my cheek and walked away.

Y/n:" I'm just going to the Coffee shop"

Yang:" okay dad, I hope you don't cheat on me"

Y/n:"... I will not..."

I said before I closed the door and walked towards the Coffee shop when I entered it, I saw this girl with blonde hair, she had gorgeous blue eyes, a perfect physique, perfect sized breast and a bubble butt.

Y/n:" Hey excuse me!"

The girl turned and looked at me with a smile.

Salem:" Hello"

Y/n:" Hey, my name is Y/n, what's yours?"

Salem:" my name is Salem"

Y/n:" even though we just met... Do you want to get to know each other? And maybe go one a... Date?"

Salem:" Sure, why not, a date couldn't hurt... "

Y/n has landed the date!!

Y/n:" I'll meet you here, in 2 days"

Salem:" Sure Y/n"

Y/n gave her a kiss on her hand and walked away from the coffee shop forgetting to buy a coffee... but what Y/n didn't know... Is that... Someone was watching... Him...

~ a few hours later ~

Ruby:" Dad... who's that lady you were talking to... "

Ruby said as she was giving me this look.

Y/n:" No smoking in the house!"

Ruby the licked the tip of her fingers and placed it on the burning part of the cigarette.

Ruby:" who's that girl you were talking to... I won't ask again..."

Y/n:" W-what girl?"

Ruby than opened the bottle of... is that a bottle of wine? Well, whatever it is she was drinking it.

Y/n:" Don't drink my alcohol, Ruby"

She finished the bottle and had thrown it on the floor, making a loud noise.

Y/n:" What has gotten into you!"

Ruby:" Your mine father... DO YOU GET IT! I OWN YOU! YOUR MINE!"

Y/n:" If anything, I own you Biiiiiiiiitch!"

Ruby:" If I see you talking to anyone else but your own daughters... I will do something very bad..."

Y/n:" Like what?"

Ruby:" These that jar of cookies?"

Y/n:" Yes?"

Ruby:" I'll eat the whole thing..."

Y/n:" * Gasps* No! Don't do that please!"

Ruby:" I'll expect you in bed later father... "

I watched as she walked towards my room, stripping off all of her clothing along the way.

Y/n:" I regret killing Jaune now..."