Employee:" Hi may I take your Order"

Y/n:" Uh...I would like 10 cups of coffee, and make it quick"

Employee:" That would be $20.56 please"

Y/n:" Put it on my tab"

Employee:" okay, what is your name sir"

Y/n:" Jacques Schnee"

Employee:" Okay sir your coffee will be ready in about 15 minutes"

I sat down on a chair and started to read the newspaper, then I saw this girl, she had a fine ass, but she had bunny ears, then the girl turned and looked at me, I looked away as she approached me.

Velvet:" Mr. Uh...Ruby's dad! It's nice to see you!"

Y/n:" okay, how do you know me babycakes

Velvet:" I-I was sleeping over once...d-don't you remember me?"

Y/n:" Turn around and let me see"

With hesitation, she turned around before she noticed that, I was staring at her ass.

Y/n:" I recognize you, you're a Scarlatina right?"

Velvet:" Yes I am sir! I am proud of my-"

Y/n:" I fucked your mom"

Velvet:" Wha..?"

Y/n:" Yeah, I fucked your mom a few days ago"

Velvet:  She cheated on my dad..."

Y/n:" yeah, but it was her fault entirely, she pinned to the wall, and sucked me off, I was helpless"

Velvet:" ......let's change subjects....why are you buying so many coffees?"

Y/n:" My boss wants fresh coffee, so I'm disguising this coffee as my own coffee I make, he's still looking for these spirits that are flying around"

Velvet:" What about you?"

Y/n:" I already had something on the way here, Weiss gave me this special juice she made me"

Y/n showed the bottle that held Weiss's Special juices, she then looked at me with concern.

Velvet:" um...sir I don't think that liquid is juice..."

Y/n:" Sure it is, I enjoy the flavour too, it's tangy, sweet, the saltiness adds to it"

Velvet:" I can make you something even better! Weiss, she sucks at everything "

Y/n:" Except making juice, she's pretty good at it"

Velvet:" you're so oblivious to what that actually is..."

Y/n:" What? It's just juice"

Employee:" Your order is here sir"

Y/n:" OP! Gotta go, see you already bunny butt...I mean Velvet "

I grabbed the huge container that held the coffee, I then travelled back towards the mansion and climbed through the kitchen window holding the container, I then poured some coffee for Jacques.

Y/n:" Boss! Your Coffee is done"

Jacques:" Y/n I honestly think you're lying about the spirits"

Y/n:" Look! A ghost oooooooooooo so scary"

Jacques:" We must capture it!"

Jacques ran out of the room chasing nothing, I then sighed and leaned on the counters, was hugged me from behind and kissed my cheek.

Weiss:" Hey~ Y/n~"

Y/n:" Hello mistress Schnee, what can I do for you today?"

Weiss:" First, tell me why you smell like Velvet "

I smelled my own clothing smelling a light sense of Chocolate smelling perfume.

Y/n:" uh...I just ran into her at...when I was having my Smoke break"

Weiss:" Y/n you silly, I know you don't smoke "

Y/n:" You don't know my life!"

Wiess:" I do now silly, hehe~"

Y/n:" okay... the real reason was...I was going shopping for more coffee beans, and she bumped into me"

Weiss:" So she touched you? Am I going to have to Blow a bitches head off?"

Y/n:" NONONONONONONONO! Don't do that mistress, it was an accident"

Weiss:" Fine... but only because I love you"

She kissed my cheek and skipped away, so I jumped out of the window and started to walk to my house, I knew Jacques would be very busy chasing nothing, Weiss spent most of her time in her room, Whitley was being a little bitch boi, like always, and willow? I haven't seen her for a few days.

It started raining so I had to run to my house when I did, I seen Yang sleeping on the couch, she seems to have something underneath the blanket with her.

Y/n:" I hope she's not pregnant...Yang! I'm home!"

Yang:" Dad!"

She immediately woke up and looked at me while blushing, I pointed towards her body.

Yang:" dad...I have something to tell you.....I...want you to cut this watermelon for me"

Y/n:" Okay yang"

I smiled and grabbed the watermelon, and noticed that Yang was watching a movie.

Y/n:" what are you watching?"

Yang:" Porn flicks"

Y/n:" okay....wait for what...and where is your sister?"

Yang:" upstairs watching porn"

Y/n:" Can you guys do normal young adult things?"

Yang:" Like fucking my own dad?"

Y/n:" Yes...no...wait what?"