Y/n:" Zwei, go fetch me a beer"

The dog looked at me before running into the fireplace and had immediately turned into Ashes

Y/n:" Zwei? Where did you go, boy?"

I opened my eyes and looked around before seeing yang walk into the room.

Yang:" Why does it smell like burnt food?"

Y/n:" I don't know, but have you seen Zwei, he went outside to play, but didn't come back in"

Yang:" Eh, he's probably humping a pillow or something"

Y/n:" Can you go get me a beer?"

Yang:" DAD! DRINKING IS NEVER THE ANSWER!"

Y/n:" When you are depressed, Drinking is the only answer, trust me, Junior told me"

Yang:" Junior is a piece of shit! And you know that dad!"

She sat on my lap before wrapping her arm around my neck, we looked at each other deeply, for the first time in my life.....I've seen another asshole because she didn't let me drink my god damn beer!

Y/n:" Now can you get off my lap?"

Yang:" why daddy?"

Y/n:" Your almost an adult, it's weird"

Yang:" it isn't weird....I'm still your baby girl"

Y/n:" Ruby is my baby girl because she's younger than you"

Yang:" Yeah? FUCK RUBY!!"

Y/n:" Maybe I will!!"

Yang:" I..... what...?"

Y/n:" nothing, just get off my lap please"

Yang:" No, I want to sit here"

I and yang just stared at each other before Ruby came inside the house with Jaune.

Ruby:" Alright alright, what's going on in here"

Yang:" Nothing Ruby, me and daddy are bonding, because he loves me more than you"

Ruby:" It's not true...."

Jaune:" Don't worry Ruby, I'll love you more than your dad loves you!"

Jaune said with a huge smile on his face, I then stood up on my feet which made yang fall to the floor.

I yelled loudly as my voice made me sound like a demon.

Y/n:" NOBODY LOVES MY DAUGHTERS as I LOVE THEM!"

Jaune:" C-calm down.."

Y/n;" NO"

Jaune:" I better leave Ruby, your dad doesn't want to calm down"

Ruby:" Okay....."

Jaune flipped a finger at me before leaving, I growled and thrown a fireball at him before hearing a feminine scream coming from him.

Ruby:" Why do you gotta do this dad..."

Y/n:" because your boyfriends is an asshole, and I don't like him"

Ruby:" You don't like anyone! I hate you, dad!!"

Y/n;" I love you too"

She groaned and walked into her room slamming the door before yang got up and held my hand with a smile.

Y/n;" why don't you have a boyfriend?"

Yang:" No one likes me, they prefer Ruby, everyone at school thinks I'm a slut "

Y/n:" Are you one?"

Yang:" NO!! I'd NEVER BE ONE!!"

Y/n;" Well anyway, I need help moving your mother's things out of this house"

Yang:" why?"

Y/n:" because off-screen, I forced them to get a divorce with me, which leaves them to be Homeless, so they can live with Qrow or Another guy"

Yang;" why don't we Burn their things?"

Y/n:" that might be the smartest thing you've ever thought of, but not now, I'm watching tv"

Yang:" want to...Netflix and chill?"

Y/n;" It's Textbook and skills Yang, now go study for that test tomorrow"

Yang:" your no fun..."

Y/n:" Someone has to be boring"

Yang:" Ruby could be the boring one"

Y/n;" I've never thought of that, RUBY! YOUR BORING ONE NOW!"

Ruby;" FINE BY ME!!"

She yelled back which made me sigh, yang looked at me and kissed my cheek before asking what movie we should watch.

Y/n:" Let's watch a scary movie"