(Flashback)
We see two guys talking one was a burly guy with a beard and the other guy looked like some sort of pizza boy.

Pizza boy: Um.. Your pizza.

Junior: I didn't order a pizza.

???: I did.

They turn to see you, not disfigured.

Y/N: Jalapeño and pineapple? Sweet... And spicy.

Junior: Who the hell are you? The fuck are you doing in my... *you point a gun in his face*

Y/N: There burnt crust?

Pizza boy: God, I hope not.

Junior: What do you want? Money?

He hands you his wallet.

Y/N: Thanks.

Pizza boy: Um before anything else... Can I get a big tip?

Y/N: Oh um... Cardin right. Y/N L/N. Um that is a no go on the tip pal. Do you know a miss Velvet Scarletuna or Scarletina?

The now named pizza boy nods.

Y/N: Good cause she knows you. I'm not here for Junior. I'm here for you.

Junior: Oh god that was close.

Y/N: YOU aren't out of the woods yet. And yes I'm keeping your wallet. You did give it to me.

Junior: Can I at least have my coupon boo...

Y/N: I will shoot your fucking cat!

Junior: I don't have a cat...

Y/N: It means shut yer trap! Anyway, Cardin. Little Miss Velvet isn't made of money. But fortunately for her, I have a soft spot.

Cardin: I'm...

Y/N: A bully. Words hurt, Cardin. But not nearly as bad as fire dust lined steel. So stay. Away. From Velvet. We cool?

Cardin: Y-Yeah.

Y/N: Then we're done.

Cardin: Really?

Y/N: Yeah. Totally done. You shoulda seen your face.

Junior: I was so scared.

Y/N: Soft spot remember?

You suddenly slam Cardin into a wall.

Y/N: If you even look in her general direction again, you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have hard spots too. That came out wrong... Or did it?

You then throw Cardin across the room.

Later, you walk to Team CFVY's room and knock. Velvet then answers the door.

Y/N: Velvet? Right?

Velvet: Yeah.

You hand her pictures of you threatening Cardin.

Y/N: You won't have to deal with Cardin anymore, he's sorry.

Velvet: Oh my god.

Coco: Nice.

Velvet then hugs you.

Velvet: You're my hero.

Y/N: No I ain't no hero.

Later that night you get a call from an unknown number.

Y/N: Yo?

Coco: Hey, can you meet me?

Y/N: Sure?

Coco: Alright. I'll text you where we'll meet.

She then texts you an address.

You go to the address and find Coco.

Coco: Hey there handsome.

Y/N: Yo.

Coco: I want to give you my own special thank you for helping my teammate.

(Several months of "thanking" later)

You were hanging out with Coco and her team, Coco had her hand laced with yours.

Fox: So what do you do, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys.

Yatsuhashi(I have no idea if I spelled it right or not -_-): So you're a mercenary?

Y/N: Pretty much.

Coco: He's MY merc. Now how about we go back to my dorm for another "session"?

You get up to go with her to her room but you collapse.

Coco: Y/N?!

Fox: Velvet, Yatsu, go get help!

A few hours later you're diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Coco: What do you mean you're leaving?

Y/N: Look, we both know, cancer is shit show. I'd rather you not have to deal with that.

Coco: Fuck that noise. No one is going anywhere.

A few days later, you go to Junior's club and get a drink. When Junior hands you a card.

Junior: That lady wants to see you.

He points to a woman in a red dress and black hair.

Cinder: Ah, Mr. L/N.

Y/N: Can I help you?

Cinder: What if I tell you we can cure you of your cancer?

Y/N: I'd say you sound like some kind of infomercial.

Cinder: My organization can cure you.

Y/N: Fine.

You followed her to some warehouse.

Cinder: It will be rough but this mixture will not only cure your cancer, but you'll practically be immortal. However, to trigger the mixture, you're body will have to succumb to intense trauma. So we will be keeping you in this pod all weekend.

Y/N: Wait weekend?!

She shoves you in a chamber and it starts to shock you, causing your body to mutate. After the weekend, Cinder came to check on you.

Cinder: Oh my, you like horrible. I could fix you're face but where would the fun in that be?

You attack her but she slams you into a wall.

Cinder: You can't kill me. I'm the only one who can fix you're fugly mug.

(End of Flashback)

You slam into a car.

Ironwood: You've been warned, Deadpool.

Glynda points to Cinder.

Glynda: Stay put.

Y/N: Look Jimmy. I'm in no mood for the goody two shoes bullshit. And you are?

Glynda: Glynda Goodwitch.

Y/N: What the shit kinda name is that?! So what, does Ozpin have you two on shit detail?

Glynda: What's that make you?

Y/N: Pretending you're not here Glynda Goodwitch. Can we trade names?

Glynda: Can we leave?

Y/N: Look, I'm a highschool teacher. I'm all about long brooding silences, followed by snarky comments, followed by more silences. So what's it gonna be? Long brooding silence or snarky comment? Go on.

Glynda:........ You've got me in a box here.

Ironwood: Y/N, please. Come with us. Use your powers for good.

Y/N: You really wanna fuck this up for me? Trust me. That little shit deserves this. She's pure evil. So I'm going to do what I came here to do, or beat the bitch outta you.

Glynda: Hey.

Y/N: Zip it.

Glynda: Hey, Douchepool.

Y/N: And I hope you're watching.

You point but Cinder is gone.

Y/N: *long gasp*

Ironwood: That's very unfortunate.

Y/N: THAT DOES IT!

You punch Ironwood's face, but you only manage to break your hand.

Y/N: Ow! Canada! Uh that's not good...

Ironwood: Y/N, please...

Y/N: Crotch shot!

You punch him in the pelvis with your remaining hand, only to break that one as well.

Y/H: Oh! Your poor wife...

Ironwood: You really should stop.

Y/N: All the dinosaurs fear the T-rex.

You jump and kick his head and break your leg as well.

Y/N: What the fuck?!

Ironwood: This is embarrassing...

Y/N: You ever hear about the one legged man in the ass kicking contest?

Ironwood: Do you have an off switch?

Y/N: Yeah it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the ON switch?

Ironwood: Enough!

He backhands you into a car and handcuffs you.

Y/N: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

Ironwood: You'll recover, Y/N. You always do.

Your hands and leg heal and you pull out a knife.

Y/N: Hey, readers. Have you watch 127 Hours? Spoiler Alert.

You cut your hand off and land in a garbage truck that was driving by. Ironwood looks at your hand and sees that it's flipping him off.

(That's it for part two. Remember. I do not own Rwby or Deadpool.)