(Ruby makes Cookies)

Taro: "Alright, let's see. We got the flour, eggs, chocolate chips. I think that's everything."

Taro mentally checked off the items in his head. He and his girlfriend Ruby had planned this for a while now, and he wanted to make sure everything was ready. Suddenly, Ruby popped in next to him, holding a carton of milk, startling him.

Ruby: "Can't forget the milk!"

Taro clutched his heart and fell to the ground, surprised.

Taro: "I will seriously never get used to that."

He then takes out a piece of paper from his back pocket.

Taro: "You can never go wrong with Grandpa Hibiki's famous chocolate chip cookies! Okay, first step. Add two eggs to the bowl."

Ruby looked at the ingredients excitedly before picking up one of the twelve eggs on the counter. She knocked it against the edge of the bowl to crack it. Surprisingly, it didn't. Ruby tried again and again, but still the egg shell remained intact. Taro noticed this.

Taro: "Okay, you can wield something like Crescent Rose, something almost double your size... yet you can't crack an egg?"

Ruby ignored her Saiyan boyfriend, getting rather annoyed. Her eye twitched loudly as she jumped in the air, egg in hand, yelling as she did. The egg finally cracked, but instead of only cracking the shell, bits of egg yolk and shell went everywhere. A part of it landed on Ruby's cheek. Taro took a piece of paper towel and wiped Ruby's cheek with his tail. He then took the other egg with his tail while he read the recipe. He cracked the egg as Ruby split the shell, watching as the yolk slipped into the bowl.

Taro: "Okay. That's two eggs. Next: add two cups of flour. Wait, we don't have measuring cups, do we?"

Ruby searched the room for measuring cups, only to come up empty handed. Taro smiled.

Taro: "Don't worry. We can eyeball it... I think."

Taro scratched the back of his head as Ruby shook the bag of flour over the bowl, only for nothing to come out. She looked inside to see it was full of flour. Suddenly, Ruby jumped on the countertop, holding the bag of flour upside down.

Taro: "Um... Ruby, I don't think that's a good-" 

Before Taro could finish, Ruby gently shook the bag once. All the flour in the world came pouring out, causing both Taro and Ruby to scream. When the cloud of white settled, our heroes were covered from head to toe in white. Piles of flour were sitting sparaticly everywhere in the kitchen.

Taro: "- Idea..."

Taro wheezed as flour flew off of his face. He breathed upward, knocking white out of his hair.

Ruby: "I'll get the vacuum."

(Ten minutes later)

With the kitchen now clean, Taro pulled the recipe out of his pocket again.

Taro: "Okay, we got the eggs and the flour. Next step: sprinkle chocolate chips into bowl."

He turned around, expecting the bag of chips to be on the counter where he left them. Instead, he saw nothing there but a white dotted outline of where the chips were flashing four or five times before vanishing.

Taro: "Why do I get the sinking feeling I know where those chips went?"

He turned again and to no surprise at all, Ruby was holding the bag of chips, one of them in her other hand. She looked at Taro with the puppy dog eyes.

Ruby: "Just one? Please?"

Taro crossed his arms and looked away, thinking about it. Ruby continued to give him the face until finally, he cracked.

Taro: "Alright. I suppose it's fine if you have one."

Without another word said, Ruby chomped on the chocolate chip, putting her whole hand in her mouth. She blinked once before eyeing the bag and smiling.

Taro: "Ruby, don't you dare..."

But it was already too late. Ruby was grabbing handfuls of chocolate chips and eating them. Taro tried to grab her, but all that sugar in her system must've affected her semblance, as she dashed in front of the counter. Taro attempted to grab her again, only for her to move and he fell flat on his face. He got up again, looking outside. Somehow, Ruby was outside the window, still eating chips. Seeing that, Taro grunted angrily before a lightbulb appeared above his head. He went to the hallway.

Taro: "Hey Ice, did you say you needed help fixing your weapon!?"

Just as he had planned, Ruby appeared right next to him. Seizing his opportunity, he grabbed the chips and held them away from Ruby.

Ruby: "NO! GIMME BACK MY LOVE!"

Taro raised an eyebrow.

Taro: "You're not allowed to say that! I'm right here! Anywho, I'm putting these somewhere you can't reach."

He placed the remainder of the chips in a high up cabinet that he reached thanks to his Super Saiyan ability to float and fly.

Taro: "Okay, we got the chips. Next: stir. This should be a cakewalk."

Taro stood aside and watched Ruby take hold of the spoon. She tried to stir, but the spoon didn't budge. She tried again with two hands, but the spoon stayed in place. Ruby jumped on the counter and tried to pull, placing her feet firmly on the side of the bowl. She pulled too hard, however, as she was sent flying into the wall. Taro cracked his knuckles.

Taro: "Oh come on, it can't be that hard!"

He tried to stir as well, but once again, the spoon did not move. He tried again with the same results. He even tried Super Saiyan, yet even that didn't work.

Taro: "Geez, what's this stuff made out of: cement!?"

Ruby jumped back onto the counter as both of them tried to push. Ruby went flying into the other wall while Taro flopped onto the floor. Ruby tried kicking the spoon, only to be met with a crunching sound as her feet touched it. Her eye twitched as she fell to the floor in front of Taro. Now angered, Taro tried to stir again. This time it actually worked. Taro stirred the ingredients before calming down.

Taro: "Whew. Alright. Last step: place cookies in oven for one hour and twenty five minutes."

Ruby poured the mixture onto a baking sheet as Taro cut out the cookies. He then placed them in the oven to bake.

(1 hour and twenty five minutes later)

Taro pulled the cookies out of the oven and smelled the deliciousness before him. Setting them on the counter, he poured Ruby and himself a glass of milk each. Ruby appeared next to him, holding one of the fresh cookies. She tried to dunk it in the milk, but the cookie was too big. She tried again, but it was not meant to be. With the saddest look on her face, Ruby cried out before flopping on the ground, cookie still in hand. Taro leaned over her.

Ruby: "I just wanted cookies..."

Taro smiled, slamming his hand on the counter. The glass of milk toppled over, but Taro caught it with his tail. Unfortunately, the milk continued to flow, pouring all over poor Ruby. Taro chuckled.

Taro: "Oh, what am I going to do with you?"

(Party Games)

Taro hammered the final nail into a poorly drawn picture of a donkey on the wall before turning and facing the others.

Taro: "You guys are seriously okay with this?"

Ice: "I fail to see how you think this is dangerous."

Taro facepalmed.

Taro: "You're using Weiss, your girlfriend... as a DART."

Ice: "Hey, don't be a buzzkill!"

Weiss: "Yeah!"

Taro: "Don't you start, Weiss! You just wanna win!"

Weiss: "No, I'm just proving I'm the best dart! That's all!"

Taro: "THAT'S your reasoning!? Why is this even a competition!?"

Ice: "Snore! I'm throwing her!"

Ice picked up Weiss by her ankles while Yang placed a blindfold over the both of them. Ice turned Super Saiyan-

Taro: "Hey, that hasn't happened in the main story yet! You can't do that!"

It's my story, I can write it however I want! So stop breaking the fourth wall! Also, you may wanna duck.

Taro: "What do you mean 'du-' AHHHHH!"

Following my advice, Taro ducked as Weiss flew over his head, pinning her raiper and the donkey's tail into the wall... in the space between the donkeys legs.

Ruby: "Missed!"

Weiss: "Drat."

Weiss sadly dropped to the ground, her rapier still stuck in the wall. Taro examined it closely.

Taro: "Boy, I'd hate to be anyone on the opposite side of that wall right now."

Yang: "Come on, a little stabbing never hurt anybody."

Taro: "...Do you even listen to half of the stuff you say?"

(Ninjas of Love)

Ruby and Taro walked down the hall, searching for friends or something to do. As they peeked in the Team RWBY dorm room, they found it empty.

Ruby: "Huh. No one's here. Eh, I guess we can go check the court...yard...."

As Ruby and Taro turned to leave, Ruby noticed something very poorly hidden in Blake's bed.

Taro: "And the plot thickens..."

Peaking their interest, the two zoomed to the side of Blake's bed, Taro looking around to make sure Blake wasn't around. Ruby picked up the book and examined the front cover.

Ruby: "Ninjas, huh?"

Taro: "We're reading it."

Ruby: "We're SO reading it."

(Later)

The two sat on the edge of Taro's bed in Team TWIL's dorm room, reading the book. Ruby flipped another page and gasped. Taro whistled.

Taro: "So... raunchy... "

Ruby: " Oh yeah..."

Taro eyed Ruby strangely upon her saying that, wondering why she said that. Ruby flipped through more pages until she came across a folded up purple page. Holding the book sideways, the page unfolded, revealing something that could get me in tons of legal trouble if I describe it. Ruby looked at it with a smug look on her face.

Taro deepened his voice.

Taro: "Oh, my."

You sound like George Takei.

Taro: "That was the point. Get back to writing."

Alright, fine. Sheesh. No need to be a douche about it.

Ruby: "Now THAT'S a katana."

(Even later)

Blake: "Huh?! Wha?! Where is it?!"

Blake frantically searched for her missing book, tearing apart her bookshelves. I would tell her where it is, but only Taro can hear me... as far as I'm aware. Blake turned around, seeing a very angry Taro and Ruby standing behind her, holding her book. Ruby lowly growled.

Blake: "Ruby, is that my book?"

Ruby: "This is filth! FILTH!"

Ruby then jumped in the air and smacked Blake with her own book, knocking her to the ground. Almost instantly, Blake's boyfriend Lance Krane was by her side, trying to comfort her.

Taro: "Again, that hasn't happened in the main story! Why do you keep making this stuff up?"

Again, it's my story. My rules. Now get back to your angry girlfriend!

Taro: "Fine. Hey, are we gonna hear Lance's voice in this?"

Probably not.

Taro: "Darn. Oh well."

Ruby: "Who do you keep talking to?"

Taro: "Oh, nobody."

...and once again, my effort goes unappreciated. Why am I not surprised?

Blake: "Can- can I have my book back?"

Taro/Ruby/Javodey: "LATER!"