Soyuz: ehhh?? From future?!

Mosvka: that's right! I'm northern parliament cruiser from future!

Soyuz: impossible.... What's your name again?

Mosvka: my name is mosvka! I'm Slava class guided missile cruiser!

Soyuz: "missile"? You mean those ironblood tech?

Sheffield: well her "missile" is far away more advanced than ironblood

Soyuz: heh? Are you royal Navy cruiser?

Sheffield: yes my name is sheffield from royal Navy, we came here to rescue you

Mosvka: ara~ your little sister is worried about you!~

Soyuz: my sister? Sovetskaya Rossiya?! Where is she?

Mosvka: she's in azur lane base along with the others

Soyuz: Rossiya and the others in azur lane base?! I thought they never leave our old Base until I was come!

Mosvka: umm sorry to disappoint you, the reason why all northern parliament ships abandoned the base because it was a siren attack, luckily you been saved by shtorm and his comrades

Soyuz: his? Is he shipboi?

Mosvka: well.... Yeah he is shipboi

Soyuz: what is his class? Is he from northern parliament too?

Mosvka: yes he is from northern parliament too, he is from future like me, his class was shtorm nuclear powered supercarrier

Soyuz: nuclear what? Supercarrier?

Mosvka: do you want to meet him?

Soyuz: well of course I want to say thanks

Mosvka: ok then follow me please, you too sheffield

Sheffield: right

Scene change at shtorm and his comrades

Tirpitz: well that was fun actually evading torpedo destroy some siren ships

Shtorm: all thanks to Dimitri!

Dimitri: *giggle* like I said! You can count on me when you need to sink down one of siren ugly fish!

Krebs: how dare you insult the fish!

Russian and German ships : WHO THE F*CK LETTING YOU IN THIS STORY?! GET LOST! ALSO YOUR FISH SUCKS!

Krebs: you all mean!

Downneck: I agree with them, who the blyat letting you in this story?! Get out of here Krebs! Take 2!

Take 2

Sovremenny: glad we brought our submarine here!

Eddy: yeah only way to get out from this arctic place fast

Ulyanovsk: well since Dimitri is nuclear submarine, can you dive more depth?

Dimitri: *giggle* of course I can! I really love to dive depths!

Choukai: but don't we need to surface to see the condition?

Akatsuki: yeah I agree with her

Dimitri: don't worry we will surface it,   but we still in arctic place

Shtorm: yeah we should surface it later, hope you girls can wait

Washington: don't worry about it we will wait

Zeppelin:I do what your order to do

Shtorm: great now get out from this submarine

Zeppelin: what?!

Downneck: what the blyat that is wrong script cyka

Take 3

Shtorm: great just don't touch anything in Dimitri submarine

Eddy: yeah especially look at Dimitri

Everyone look at Dimitri she was sleeping while hugging her teddy bear

Dimitri: zzzzzz you're so cute! *Kiss the teddy bear* I will protecc you!~ zzzzzz

Eddy: is that dangerous?

Shtorm: VERY dangerous, everyone don't wake her up in hard way or we all dead

(This image is Dimitri teddy bear)

Choukai: what is that thing she hugging it? That doesn't look like teddy bear

Shtorm: well it's R-39 rif, it's an SLBM or Submarine Launched Ballistic Missile

Akatsuki: is that really powerful? Is this thing move slow Because the size is to big? How many R-39 does Dimitri have?

Zeppelin: I never been saw this missile big in my whole life

Shtorm: first thing first this think is really powerful than you imaged, this missile can contain 10 nukes each

Everyone shocked except the modern ships, they also shocked when shtorm mentioned "nuke" a single Ballistic Missile can carry up to 10 nukes each

Washington: 10 NUKES?!!

tirpitz: HOW!? CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE HOW WILL BIG THE EXPLOSION?!!

Zeppelin: is this thing can be stopped before explode?!

Shtorm: saddly in this timeline no

Again everyone shocked to shtorm when he say there is nothing can stop R-39

Zeppelin: really?! No one can stop this thing?!

Kirovm: nope but in our timeline have, but they are not placement for ships so yeah nope

Washington: can Enterprise do it?

Shtorm: hey not even us can't stop the R-39 now you asking me if Enterprise can stop R-39? That was a ridiculous question Washington

Washington: oh sorry

Akatsuki: I mean how hard is this thing to killed??!

Ulyanovsk: very hard, especially when it launch from submarine and the speed is unmatched from all aircrafts, and when it reach the major attitude well we could say goodbye for those city targeted by the missile

Tirpitz: what do you mean "major attitude"?

Shtorm: when the missile reach major attitude or reach the earth atmosphere, we we could say goodbye to those were getting targeted

Everyone really shocked again when they heard this missile can reach earth atmosphere

Zeppelin: scary

Tirpitz: not even siren could make such a missile like that!

Washington: this maybe my last question, you say this missile can contain 10 nukes, are they gonna explode in the same target?

Tirpitz: and this is will be my last question too, how much is the range of this missile?!

Shtorm: let's answer the question from Washington, the answer could be yes and no, when the missile in earth atmosphere the missile can target up into 10 cities, when it's targeted the missile opens the body and send one into one of their targets

Ulyanovsk: to answer tirpitz question the range of R-39 rif is 8,300 kilometers

Everyone shocked again to hear about  R-39 capabilities a missle can launch 10 nukes in each different location and a missile can go really fast and have a range really far away than anything they could imaged

Zeppelin: ok let's stop asking that question, makes me terrified

Akatsuki: im scared now I don't want to hear it anymore!

Choukai: we're glad you in our side shtorm and the others, I just can't get this thing out of my head and just imaged when sirens actually make this

Shtorm: then we all dead, oh and by the way kirovm and ulyanovsk, can you bring Dimitri into her bedroom?

Ulyanovsk: ok

Kirovm: fine we do it

Ulyanovsk and kirovm caring Dimitri into her bedroom

Choukai: oh and by the way, why your country make such a destructive weapon like this?

Eddy: a single missile with 10 nukes on it can save 100 millions life

All: wait what

Downneck: another wrong script! But that line reminds me of something? Forget it! Take 4 action!

Take 4

Eddy well after WW2 Soviet Union and America having many nuclear bombs, even russia and america have around 7000-8000 nukes

Everyone shocked and their skin turns into white

Shtorm: I think that's enough Eddy don't make them scare again

Eddy: okay~

Then someone joins the conversation

Mosvka: hey guys! Soyuz is still in one peace

Soyuz: you

Tirpitz: me?

Soyuz: I should have killed you in vorkuta!

Downneck: ARRRRRGGGGGGG SO MANY ERROR!!! TAKE 5 ACTION!!

Take 5 blyat

Soyuz: waa....... What the hell does the Crimson axis doing in this Russian Submarine?!

Sovremenny: woah relax soyuz they all now Freindly, crimson axis is no more they rejoin azur lane

Soyuz: Crimson axis? Rejoin azur lane?

Tirpitz: of course, we make a bad choice back then, thanks to shtorm that reminds us to rejoin azur lane

Shtorm: heh you can count on me

Soyuz: so you are shtorm?

Shtorm: yes *cough* my name is shtorm the first class of shtorm nuclear powered supercarrier

Soyuz: nice to meet you shtorm and I want to thank you to save me and other northern parliament ships, especially my little sister sovetskaya rossiya

Shtorm: *chuckles* don't worry soyuz that is my job to defend comrades in northern parliament, oh and also your sister sovetskaya Rossiya is nice

Soyuz: *blush a bit* thank you shtorm oh and my name is sovetsky soyuz

Shtorm: nice to meet you soyuz

Mosvka: alright then you are already introduce yourself to shtorm, oh and by the way shtorm!~

Shtorm: yes?

Mosvka: do you want something? Let big sister make your food!~

Shtorm: thank you mosvka, I would order NuMBer 9's, NuMbER 9 LArgE, nUMbeR 6 WiTh ExTRa DiP, NuMBEr 7, 2 NUmbeR 45's, 1 WItH ChEesE AnD a LaRgE SOda

Mosvka: what?

Downneck: ARRRGGGG!!! ANOTHER ERROR!! TAKE 6 ACTION! * EAT THE PREVIOUS SCRIPT* WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Take 6

Shtorm: just cook something delicious and I will eat it

Mosvka: okay thank you shtorm!~

Mosvka then kiss shtorm cheek

Shtorm: eh?

Everyone else in the submarine feels jealous

Mosvka: that is my thanks to you shtorm!~ I will cook delicious meal for you!~

Shtorm: okay

Timeskip 2 hours

After 2 hours, they still in underwater

Shtorm: this a bit boring

Dimitri: should we surface?

Sheffield: might good idea we also need where the hell are we now

Eddy: I agree with it

Dimitri: ok then surfacing now!

Dimitri Submarine is now surfacing

Soyuz: how dept are we in now?

Sovremenny: maybe 200 meters from surface

Soyuz: 2-2-200 Meters?!!

Zeppelin: you should lucky your faction have future ships soyuz

Tirpitz: yeah your future ships are really Advance maybe can wipe out azur lane base easily

Choukai: dont make them started a war again lmao

Downneck: *YEETS SMASH THE WINDOW*

Kirovm: we don't want another war between crimson axis and azur lane okay?

Shtorm: same with me

Little timeskip

Scene change it ??? Place

???: Richelieu!

Richelieu: what is it saint Louis?

Saint: we found some strange in this place! *Points the map*

Richelieu: what could it be? Then send Jeanne d'arc, forbin, béarn and le temeraire

Saint: hai!

Scene change in another ??? Place

???: Jean beart!

Jean: what happend algerie?

Algerie: we found something weird in this place! *Points the map* and I think the iris  libre is on their way to there!

Jean: what could something could be? I want you, le malin, dunkerque and la galissonniere go to that place before iris libre does

Algerie: yes ma'am!

Algerie then leaves from the office

Jean: what could something it be?

Scene changed in Dimitri Submarine that have been surface now, we could see shtorm, ulyanovsk, tirpitz, Washington and Dimitri

Dimitri: hey comrade check this out! Those buildings there!

Washington: buildings?

Tirpitz: *sees the building* wait could be that iris libre?!

Shtorm: what faction is that?

Ulyanovsk: french ships?

Tirpitz: yes they were french ships, but the split up to 2 faction, iris libre and vichya dominion

Dimitri: great some french ships

Ulyanovsk: what is your orders shtorm?

Shtorm: Dimitri you wait here, while me, ulyanovsk, tirpitz,washi-

Then they hearing gun fire sound

Washington: looks like they started the war again

Shtorm: let's go, dimitri like I said stay here

Dimitri: Roger that comrade

Then shtorm, ulyanovsk, tirpitz and Washington sail towards the fighting french ships

Scene changed at french ships fighting

Jeanne: get away from here you goddamn traitors! *Fires another salvo*

Let malin: you are nothing! *Fires her Torpedo*

Dunkerque: you iris libre are nothing! *Fires another salvo*

Béarn: we found this place first! Now why you want to take it?!

Galissonniere: none of your business! *Fires another salvo*

Forbin: béarn! We need your aircraft!

Béarn: but it's to dangerous!

Jeanne: trust me! It will work!

Béarn: ok then

Béarn launch her aircraft and dive bombing at vichya dominion ships

Algerie: all AA guns attack those aircrafts! Woah! Where are those shells?!

Let malin: those shells are not from iris libre!

They see another salvo from unknown ships to prevent them stop fighting, then suddenly a screaming SU-57 engine sound could be heard

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT

LAUNCH MISSILE

WHEEEEEZEEEEEE

BOOM! *destroys 5 aircrafts*

We could see 3 su-57 flying pass by

Béarn: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!!!

algerie: IT LOOKS LIKE SIREN PLANE BUT IT WASN'T!!!

Jeanne: WHO COULD DONE THIS?!!

dunkerque: AND WHO THE HELL IS SOMEONE CHALLENGE WITH US?!

???: it is I DIO!

Downneck: WWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY YYYYY *eat another script again* TAKE 7 CYKA BLYAT!

???: it was us, I warn you to stop

All french ships: TIRPITZ?!!

when the vision get clear, they see 2 shipgirls and shipBOI approach them

Dunkerque: TIRPITZ?!!

Jeanne: who the hell those 2 males?! Why they have rigging but different with the others?!

Washington: they are our Ally's!

Tirpitz: yes and I warn you to stop!

Temeraire: but first who the hell are those to men?!!

Shtorm: my name is shtorm

Ulyanovsk: and my name is ulyanovsk

Shtorm: we from northern parliament  from future, and I want you to stop fighting

All french ships: EHHH?!! NORTHERN PARLIAMENT FROM FUTURE?!!!!

chapter 33 ends

I hope we could meet again in next chapter

Bonus meme