Shtorm: let's start the battle! ULYANOVSK! TURN THE MUSIC!

Ulyanovsk: da comrade!

Ulyanovsk turn the music with his speaker

Shtorm: let's go!

Shtorm and the others jumps from the ice bergs and land near the 9th fleet

Tirpitz: thank you for coming

Shtorm: you can count us now we must focus defeating this siren and save Rossiya sister!

Zeppelin: right!

Observer: ITS YOU!!!

shtorm: yeah it's me observer!! Hows your kids?

All: kids?

Observer: wait wat

Downneck: what the hell CUT!!

take 2

Shtorm: yeah it's me observer! Remember when I killed you back at sinking 3 orochi? And how you still alive?

Observer: FOOL!! WE SIRENS CAN REPRODUCE THE FALLEN SIRENS! FOR EXAMPLE ME! YOU KILL ME, BUT THEY REPRODUCE ME WITH SAME BODY AND MEMORY!!

Purifier: I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU THE LAST TIME U DID!!!

ulyanovsk: this makes me annoy

Eddy: anjing nih siren kayak blom pernah di ewe

Tester: WE SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

Tester ordered all siren aircraft carrier launch their planes, in total there was 450 siren jet bomber (and yeah still their engine made in China)

Zeppelin: THE HELL!! ITS OVER THAN 200 PLANES!

choukai: WE DEAD!

shtorm: don't worry 9th fleet we take care of this

Shtorm and the others prepare for their position to destroy siren jets

Shtorm: wait................ FIRE ALL YOUR CIWS!!! ENGAGE ALL OF THEM!!!

all RED fleet fire their CIWS into sirens jets, many of them evaded but fail due how rapid their fire it is, and there also siren who managed fire their missile, but their missile is also destroyed by RED fleet CIWS, only take 2 minutes until all sirens jets are destroyed

BRRRRTTTT'S INTENSIFIES!

Zeppelin: awesome....

Tirpitz: so this is the power of shtorm and other RED fleet advance AA gun

Akatsuki: their rate of fire is really scary!

Washington: not even siren plane managed hit one of shtorm fleet, not even a pencil

Tester: HOW YOU COULD DESTROY THEM ALL SO EASILY?!!!! OUR JETS IS ALSO POWERED WITH "JET" ENGINE! AND ALSO THE MISSILE!!! WHY YOU DAMN ANNOYING RUSKI SHIPS EASILY DESTROY OUR MISSILE AND PLANES!!? AND HOW YOU COULD MORE ADVANCE THAN US?!!!

Eddy:(mind) sotoy goblok gw bukan orang Russia wkkwkwk

Tirpitz: well then they have strong AA!

Shtorm, ulyanovsk,kirovm, sovremenny,mosvka,Eddy: haha CIWS goes brrrrrrttt brrrrrrrt

Kirovm: all their air units are down! We should attack them now!

Shtorm: yes my Freind! All brave comrades!! Charge!!!

The RED fleet start to launch their anti ship missile toward siren mass production ships and the 9th fleet is also firing their guns toward sirens ships

Zeppelin: we should launch our planes kamerad shtorm

Shtorm: you hear that Nazi girl! Launch your plane ulyanovsk!

Ulyanovsk: DA COMRADE!

ulyanovsk,shtorm and Graff Zeppelin launch their bombers and fighters

Observer: come on!! Launch more fighters and bombers! They only have 3 carriers! We are outnumbered them!

Tester: ALL AIRCRAFT CARRIER LAUNCH!!!

the siren mass production aircraft carrier ships prepare to launch, but before managed to launch the planes, they were destroyed by bombs and missile from ulyanovsk,shtorm and Zeppelin aircraft

Purifier: HOW DARE YOU DESTROY OUR AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!!!

purifier launch her own anti ship missile at Sheffield and choukai

Sheffield: bloody hell I'm gonna die!

Choukai: hold my hand sheffield!

Sheffield do what choukai says, after she hold her hands the Purifier anti ship missile following them

Sheffield: what now?!! NO TIME FOR HUGGING CHOUKAI!! YOU JUST LIKE ATAGO! BUT WORSE!

when the anti ship missile almost near at choukai, suddenly a CIWS firing at the purifier anti ship missile

Sheffield: wait what?

Eddy: you girls okay? You can't stop hugging now

Sheffield: choukai what was that for?

Choukai: you know... I follow where the RED fleet goes, your life can be saved by RED fleet weapons just like Eddy did to us, her AA gun destroy siren missile, mark my works girls, stick with the RED fleet and you make it

Akatsuki: now you're talking choukai!

Akatsuki fire her torpedoes at siren fleet while she said that

Washington: I agree with choukai, stay close to the RED fleet and you make it

Tirpitz: well then let's go

Washington and tirpitz fired their main guns to siren aircraft carriers sinking 2 ships

Sovremenny: my sonar detecting submarines!

Akatsuki: Akatsuki here! I detect some submarines too!!

Mosvka: don't worry! Our comrade from the depts will dealt with it

At Dimitri submarine

Dimitri: let's use some nukes! Oh wait I'm a too rude? Ok then let's use my torpedo to destroy sirens little fish

Dimitri fired her 6 torpedos and sinking 6 siren submarines

Dimitri: xaxaxaxa!! They don't have a time to escape my torpedo!

Then a radio from kirovm

Kirovm: good job Dimitri! We can see siren submarines explode!!

Dimitri: you surface ships can count on me! I will defend comrades from the depts!

Shtorm: let's focus on our main fleet kirovm! Let Dimitri enjoy killing sirens fish!!!

Krebs: did anyone say fish?

All Russian and German ships: THE HELL KREBS WHY ARE YOU DOING HERE?!! GET OUT! YOU ARE NOT PART OF THIS STORY!!! AND ALSO YOUR PET FISH SUCKS!

Krebs: you all mean! :(

Take 3

Shtorm: don't worry comrades! Our the RED sub is protecting us from the depts! Just focus on surface ships!

Tirpitz: checkmate

Tirpitz as she said fired her guns along with her torpedos

Choukai: they sending high class sirens now!

Observer: HAHAHAAHA YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US NOW!

shtorm: well then all brave comrades from motherland! You all clear to engage them with S-300!! And ulyanovsk,kirovm! You with me! We gonna cut siren in half!

Choukai: I will join!

Sovremenny fired her SAMs and her CIWS toward high class sirens and also she use her guns to destroy siren and her anti ship missile also launching

Sovremenny: YESS!!!! YEEESSS!!! EXPLODE!!!!

Washington: (mind) this kid is crazy! Yo!

Sovremenny launch 4 SAM and hit hight class sirens after that she jumps and switch to her pp-19 bizon and fired them at their heads

Siren 87: kill her!

Siren54: come on that girl is just little! You you fools failed to kill he-

Siren 54 been shot by sovremenny pp-19 in the head, then sovremenny begin her charge but this time she use her sword,

But there is a siren aiming at sovremenny

Siren 22: oh no you don't you gonna die! Little girl!~

Tirpitz: nein, Das glaube ich nicht! (Nope I don't think so!)

Siren22: *GASP!*

Siren 22 was killed by tirpitz 38cm guns hit her in stomach

Sovremenny: HAHAHAHB YOU DEAD!!!

sovremenny swing her sword hit it two siren stomach then she kick siren head using her legs, after that she begin to charge again, she grab siren21 head hit it with her leg after that sovremenny pulls her AK-130 at siren21 stomach and fire it

Sovremenny: HAHAHAHA THIS LIKE HUNTING ANIMALS!!!!

tirpitz:
Scheiße, ich denke, dieses kleine Mädchen ist yandere, sollte sich nicht mit ihr anlegen
(Shit I think this little girl is yandere, better not mess with her)

At shtorm

Kirovm: let's kill this sirens!

Choukai: may I join?

Shtorm: da! Prepare ur sword!

Ulyanovsk: let's killdasiren!!

Shtorm: throw flashbang!!

Shtorm throw his 2 flashbangs at siren making them blind

Siren66: AHHHH I CANT SEE!!!

siren69: I CANT SEE SHIT!!!

siren90: MY EYES!!!!

Then they get attack by shtorm at others

Choukai: I think because of the flashbangs thing they acting like they drunk!

Kirovm: no time to talk choukai! Just slice those stupid sirens!

Choukai do what kirovm say and she jumps fired her guns at 2 sirens then she slice the first siren with her sword

Kirovm: good job choukai! My turn!

Kirovm slide down and use his AK-47 to kill the sirens, he kills 5 sirens then he jumps and this time he use his sword and slice 3 sirens in front of him

Ulyanovsk: shtorm!

Shtorm: go it!

Shtorm slide down and he use his ak347 and shoot it 6 high class siren heads, after that he jumps and kick the siren head with his leg then he throw his sword like boomerang slice 4 sirens. After the sword fly back to shtorm he prepares for giving ulyanovsk a boost's, as shtorm give ulyanovsk a boost's, ulyanovsk jumps a bit high then he throws his knife at 3 sirens hit it at their stomach, after ulyanovsk throws his knifes, he then picks his dragunov and do 360 noscope at siren77 and hit it in her head

Shtorm: nice shooting ulyanovsk!

Ulyanovsk: my first time do 360 noscope blyat!

Mosvka: they retreat! Follow them!

Washington: let's go!

Tirpitz: all siren battleship are destroyed

Zeppelin: same with siren aircraft carriers thank to shtorm and ulyanovsk planes to keep the sky busy

Shtorm:, don't mention it, now let's move and save Rossiya sister!

RED fleet and 9th fleet: ja/da/yes!

Eddy: hey Dimitri! Hows down there?

Dimitri: it's deep comrade Eddy, but no siren submarines detected

Eddy: good thanks comrade but still you need to protect us

Dimitri: as long it's for our comrades, I will defend it all

Sheffield: come on this way ladies and gentlemen

All fleet follow Sheffield to a place where Rossiya Was tied up

In arbiter place

Arbiter: how's the attack? I saw many explosion there, it must be fun isn't?

Observer: sorry to disappoint but we are losing!

Arbiter: WHHAAAATT?!!!!

tester: they have reinforcements mam arbiter!! And their reinforcements is the guy who destroyed 3 orochi!

Purifier: and also the 2 girls we faced yesterday is here to!

Arbiter:(mind) the hell I'm doing now? This man is almost killed my entire siren army! And I don't want to fight against him like what he did in northern parliament base earlier! And undead meat eating siren, suicide fire dogs destroying battleships, should I surrender or not? What the hell I'm thinking?! My army is much more than them! We gonna attack it! But it would be a high risk...

Back at RED fleet and 9th fleet

Sheffield: almost there!

Sovremenny: I see a giant structure!

Zeppelin: that's where those siren hold soyuz there!

Tirpitz: quick! We must hurry before they leave!

Shtorm: she is right comrade! Let's move more faster!

Kirovm: wait!

All ships stopped and stare at kirovm

Akatsuki: why we need to stop!?

Washington: we must save soyuz fast!

Kirovm: I have a bad feeling about entering that way... Shtorm! Is you AWACS still in the sky?

Shtorm:, yes kirovm, my AWACS is also warned us not to go there, the picture was send by my AWACS it's siren whole army aiming that way and just waiting for us to get there

Mosvka: is there any way to get there?

Shtorm: I have one

Shtorm sword begin to glows blue

Sovremenny: oni-chan what happen to your sword?

All 9th fleet:(mind) NANI?!! ONI-CHAN?!

shtorm: it's just an EMP sovremenny, I'm gonna use it so the siren have a trouble for their riggings right?

Mosvka: use it shtorm!

Shtorm: well then out of my way, I'm gonna disable their riggings

At siren place

Arbiter: they should anytime now, after they arrive here, we will attack it everything we got!

Observer: good idea mam arbiter!

Purifier: oh boi! I can't wait from sweet revenge!

Tester:, yeah me too!

Arbiter:(mind) hmm... That's weird? They should be come any moment now...

Then shtorm jumps from huge ice bergs and shouted

Shtorm: SUPRISE CYKA BLYATS!

Arbiter: you!

Observer; oh no! Run!!

Too late for all siren, shtorm managed to hit his sword charged EMP in floating ice, even though it's ice the EMP explode making a giant blue ball and the ones who hit the ball will disable their riggings, the ball is also can penetrate anything, but except for shtorm freinds if they hit they will not get their riggings disable

Purifier: damn! He use it again!

Tester: mam arbiter what are we gonna do now!

Observer: he is staring at us!

Arbiter:(mind) how in the world he managed to get our riggings dead?! I have no choice but to free soyuz

Shtorm:, long time no see to arbiter~

Arbiter:, damn you!

Then all shtorm freinds begin to join conversation

Kirovm: release Rossiya sister or soyuz!

Ulyanovsk: yeah release her! Or you won't get hurt!

Washington: we here to get soyuz only!

Akatsuki: we Will not attack you if you give us soyuz!

Shtorm: listen what my freinds said, release soyuz

Purifier: hmm! Why we need give soyuz to you?!

Sovremenny:, you want a dead?!

Observer: mam arbiter! We should call mo-

Arbiter: release soyuz

All sirens: NAAAANII?!!!

tester: mam arbiter you can be serious!

Observer:, you cannot do this! She is our test subject!

Arbiter: that's an order observer! Now give I'm gonna give back soyuz to azur lane

Arbiter release soyuz and she carry her to shtorm

Arbiter: here! Your girl!

Arbiter throws soyuz to shtorm, but shtorm managed to catch her with princess carry style,

Soyuz: argg.....

Shtorm: don't worry soyuz we here to rescue you...

Soyuz: a human?

Soyuz back to her sleep again

Arbiter: now I give her! Leave us now!

Arbiter then walks away

Arbiter: tch! Now we need to wait ho- ARRRGGGG!!!!

observer: mam arbiter!!

Shtorm shoot his AK347 in arbiter right shoulder

Purifier: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?! WE GAVE YOU SOYUZ!!

Shtorm: she gave soyuz in unexpected way, throwing an unconscious girl, how could possibly go wrong? You can kill her if I don't catch it, lucky I shot arbiter in her shoulder, if soyuz hit the ground but still alive, I would shot arbiter in the head, but if soyuz couldn't been save, I will kill all of you

The siren seems pretty shocked and fear about shtorm says

Shtorm: Dimitri surface now!

Dimitri: yes comrade!

Dimitri submarines surfacing

Shtorm:, everybody! Get in Dimitri submarine! We get going to get out from here

RED fleet and 9th fleet: yes shtorm / jawohl shtorm

(Oh yeah Dimitri hatch is a bit bigger, so the shipgirls can enter to Dimitri submarine)

Zeppelin: HA! those unlucky siren get shot in their leader!

Tirpitz: shut up Zeppelin just get in the sub!

After RED fleet and 9th fleet in Dimitri submarine, they begin to get out from there

Shtorm:, the mission is success, and bring soyuz to Dimitri medical bay

Sheffield & mosvka: yes shtorm!

Sheffield and mosvka carries soyuz into Dimitri medical bay

Shtorm: finally I can rest now

Chapter 31 ends

I hope we could meet again in next chapter

Bonus meme

Don't you try to bully nimi-chan