Shtorm: comrades! We will go back to the artic to saving Rossiya sister!

Dimitri: finally! Some action in arctic places! If there is siren submarines, I will crush them like from the movie hunter killer

Eddy: sepertinya.. ayo kita selamatkan Kaka rossiya! (Looks like ... let's save Rossiya sister!)

Ulyanovsk: DA! WE GONNA TEACH THOSE SIRENS AGAIN!

Rossiya immediately hugs shtorm

Rossiya: thank you shtorm I can't thank you enough to saving my sister

Shtorm: it's okay comrade Rossiya, that's why we russian always care for their comrades

Rossiya: can I come too?

Shtorm:nyet rossiya you stay here and defend this Base while I'm gone, the RED fleet and 9th fleet will save your sister

Rossiya: i see thank you shtorm

Rossiya kiss shtorm in the lips

Kirovm: opah!!

Ulyanovsk: she did it!

Mosvka: opahh!!! That's great!

Dimitri: never expected that coming

Rossiya then stop kissing shtorm lips

Rossiya: be safe shtorm, and bring back my sister...

Shtorm: I will my love~

Then someone kiss ulyanovsk cheek

Chapayev: be safe ulyanovsk, and bring back our loss comrade

Ulyanovsk: I will my dear

Kirov: be safe there kirovm, don't do reckless things

Kirovm: I will mom *low voices* I'm not Enterprise like do reckless things*

Kirov: you said something?

Kirovm: nope mom

Kirovm kiss kirov cheek

Kirovm: I will be back with sovetsky soyuz or Rossiya sister

Kirov: i know my son, please be back safely along with soyuz

Kirovm: da

All the RED fleet preparing their ships

Mosvka: let's have helicopter for patrolling and escort us

Eddy: ok

Eddy prepares her mi-66

Sovremenny: oh, Eddy have the same stealth helicopter with kirovm

Kirovm: that's good! We can attack them in stealth! I will launch mines, and sovremenny,mosvka, shtorm and ulyanovsk don't forget to launch your helicopters for ASW warfare

Shtorm: yes I know!

Ulyanovsk: ready!

At Dimitri submarine

Dimitri: gonna check my little babies!

Dimitri:(mind) open the missile!

Dimitri sub opens 1 missile silos

Dimitri:(mind) all of them!

The sub opens another 1

Dimitri:(mind) I said all of them!

Dimitri submarine opens all missile silos

Dimitri: perfection.

All submarine girls shocked

I-25: what is that?!

U101: is that rockets?

Albacore: they are huge rockets!

Hipper: what is that?

Eugen: it looks like the similar rocket from orochi, but a little different design

U81: unbelievable!!! A submarine that can hold 20 huge rockets?!!

U110: from the size, they are huge than orochi rocket!

Dimitri: hey listen up girls siren technology are trash, I heard shtorm stories about orochi weapon of mass Destruction can fly faster like jets, but that missile only fly in earth sky and can be shutdown, my little missile are far more dangerous, they are FAST, they are DANGEROUS, and the most part, they can FLY INTO EARTH ATMOSPHERE, SO LETS JUST SAY IF ONE OF MY WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION LAUNCH, ITS REALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP IT, NOT EVEN ENTERPRISE COULD STOPPED!!!!

All the girls shocked what she said, especially when she says "fly into earth atmosphere"

Albacore: THIS MISSILE CAN GO INTO EARTH ATMOSPHERE?!!!

U552: UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Eugen: the hell?! A rocket that can fly into earth atmosphere?!

Dimitri: enought talk I want to taste them with Russian missile!

Shtorm: come on Dimitri it's time to go

Dimitri: da comrade shtorm

Akagi: be safe!~

Bismarck: be safe RED fleet, save Rossiya sister and 9th fleet

Enterprise: is he sure he doesn't need another fleet to do it?

Shtorm: nyet, RED fleet and 9th is enough

Mosvka: no need to bring more fleets! You all task to defend this Base from siren!

Shtorm: she's right, our mission is to save soyuz and 9th fleet and YOU ALL to task defend this Base while I'm gone!

All the girls except red fleet: YES COMMANDER!

shtorm: wait what Commander?? No I'm not

Rossiya: you acting like commander.

Shtorm: forget it, we now leaving!

The RED fleet started third engine and begin to leave from the base

Shoukaku: I pray for your safety!~

Takao: I hope you come back in peace

Bismarck: a rocket can fly into earth atmosphere... I really want to see how it's work

Hood: it must be powerfull bismarck, now let's pray for their safety

At the RED fleet

Shtorm: hey Dimitri! Dive, just in case if their was an enemy submarine approach us

Dimitri: da comrade shtorm

Shtorm: ulyanovsk! Prepare your KA-29 equip with sonars sees if there was an enemy submarine

Ulyanovsk: Roger that comrade shtorm

Dimitri dive into underwater while shtorm and ulyanovsk use their helicopters just in case if there was an enemy submarine nearby

Eddy: so where do soyuz located?

Shtorm: from the 9th fleet, soyuz was capture with siren, and she was unconscious the last seen, the 9th is still there, but they couldn't hold any more longer before they were discovered by the sirens

Mosvka: who's in the 9th fleet?

Ulyanovsk: Bismarck told me it's

Main fleet
Flagship: Graff Zeppelin
-tirpitz
-washington

Vanguard
-sheffield
- choukai
- akatsuki

Kirovm: great we working with Nazis

Mosvka: chill out kirovm! At least they are now becoming our allies!

Kirovm: yeah yeah whatever but still, I never forgive the Germans!

Sovremenny:  kirovm must be have a feel about the lost of 20+ million russian soldier in WW2, I felt that

Eddy; wow that casualties to many, I know that feel, and I heard about it, it was a brave soldiers died on that war

Sovremenny: yeah many casualties

Kirovm: we have more soldier than your bullets in MG42... I don't know why I said that

Shtorm: well we in a middle of the ocean now

Ulyanovsk: the naval base can't be seen again

Sovremenny pull shtorm skirt

Shtorm: umm... Sovremenny is there something wrong?

Sovremenny: oni-chan, how about we play some hardbass?

Kirovm: DA! LETS PLAY SOME HARDBASS!!!

ulyanovsk:LETS DO IT COMRADES

mosvka: wait I need to bring my adidas tracksuit cyka

Shtorm: alright then Im gonna brought my radio and my adidas tracksuit

Sovremenny: yeah!! We gonna play some hardbass!!

Sovremenny then looks on Eddy

Eddy: I'm fine sovremenny, just play hardbass with your comrades

Sovremenny: Eddy not coming and play hardbass with us?

Eddy: I'm sorry sovremenny, I don't know how to play hardbass,

Sovremenny: that's okay Eddy one-chan, I'm gonna play hardbass with mosvka and the others

Eddy: *giggle* okay~

Sovremenny back to her ship to get her adidas tracksuit

Eddy:(mind) she is cute when she's smile~

Little timeskip

Kirovm: ALRIGHT!! IM READY COMRADES!

mosvka: WE ALL READY SOVREMENNY?

sovremenny: I'm here!

Then shtorm come with big radio

Shtorm: sorry I'm late comrades

Ulyanovsk: it's fine comrade shtorm, now let's play blyat

Shtorm: da

Shtorm insert cheeki breeki theme

Radio: ANUU CHEEKII BREEEKI DAMKEEE

All Russian ships start to dance hardbass except eddy and dimitri

Eddy: anjir, that dance there's no way I could do that dance, time to eat Indomie again!

Eddy good side: nuuuu that's not good for health!!

Eddy bad side: just eat! You know when someone mentioned indomie, I'm getting hungry, now just eat that indomie!

Eddy: my bad side and good side~, iri bilang bos

Eddy bad side and good side: angry Indonesia noice

Eddy: wkwkwkw I'm gonna eat another indomie!~~~

Back at the base, in the docks

Javelin: Akashi! How's laffey?

Ayanami: is she done?

Z23: I want to look her retrofit

Akashi: wait anytime nya,

Javelin: awesome!

Z23: ja, anytime now

Akashi: it's done!

Ayanami: really? That was fast

Then the door opened and laffey got upgrade

Javelin: wahh laffey you look more cool!

Ayanami: that's really cool, I hope your sleep is good there

Z23: the suit I think not really suit with you, since your stomach can be seen

Laffey: now my name is laffey REQUIEM

Z23: requiem what!

Laffey: nevermind I'm still sleepy

Ayanami: well I guess her personality isn't changed

Javelin:*giggle* yeah

At the office room

Wales: Bismarck can you contact with the 9th fleet about the reinforcements?

Bismarck: I'm working on

At Essex place
Essex is now wearing the same clothes as Rossiya

Shangri: Essex I don't think that was enterprise

Bunker: yeah Essex shangri is right! That wasn't Enterprise!

Essex: trust me girls! I know what I'm doing! Enterprise might be just wearing Rossiya cloths!

Essex approach Rossiya

Essex: hey enterprise! Let's go and training

Rossiya:...................

Rossiya then walk opposite of Essex

Essex: come on Enterprise! I know you are wearing Rossiya cloths!

Rossiya: you damn drunk capitalist I'm not Enterprise!

Essex: prove it!

Rossiya then push up..... WITH NO BARE BLYAT HANDS!!

Just imaged that was Rossiya doing push ups

shangri: what the hell!! How she can do push ups with no hands!

Essex: ok I think you are not Enterprise I know, but HOW THE HELL YOU CAN DO PUSH UPS WITHOUT HANDS?!!!

Rossiya: you see.... Capitalist may can push ups fast, but us Soviets or Russians can do a better push ups, even we can break the laws of gravity, and gravity its just capitalist propaganda, shtorm teach me that

Somewhere in Kensington grave, Isaac Newton has awaken from his death

Newton: SOMEONE JUST BREAK THE LAWS OF GRAVITY!!!

back at the base

Bunker: umm okay we gonna leave now sorry for our sister

Essex: bye bye soviet Enterprise!

Rossiya: excuse me what the blyat?

Back at office room

Enterprise: have you contact the 9th fleet?

Bismarck: nein not yet

Then a phones rings

Eugen: I wonder who?

Eugen pick the phone

Eugen: hello this is azur Lane base how can I help you?

???: Long time no see prinz eugen

Eugen: FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!!!

take 2

Then a radio from 9th fleet begin to connect

Bismarck: this is Bismarck come in 9th fleet!

Zeppelin: Lord Bismarck why you call us?

Bismarck: the reinforcements will arrive at your possition just stay calm and try not to be detected

Zeppelin: I will Lord Bismarck, and by the way who is the reinforcements?

Bismarck: I would be the shtorm fleet or The RED fleet

Zeppelin: well that was a nice reinforcements to us, yes I will wait

Bismarck: how's the situation there?

Zeppelin:well not good Bismarck there's to many siren around, no way we could defeat them all, oh wait gotta go

Zeppelin turn off her radio

Bismarck: well Scheisse they can't hold to long

Wales: I hope the RED fleet will arrive in time

In arctic place, 9th fleet hideout

Zeppelin: how's the scout?

Tirpitz: nein Sheffield still not return

Washington: almost an hour we here, maybe she having trouble about get back to this hideout

Choukai: well I hope she's fine

Then sheffield and akatsuki back

Tirpitz: welcome back Sheffield and akatsuki, how's out there?

Sheffield: not good we need to move from here or those siren planes will find us

Zeppelin: we need to move now, everyone maintain radio silent

All the girls: hai

All the girls try to escape from their hideout

At sirens

Observer: ara~ never thought we get an Rossiya sister soyuz

Tester: where do you get her mam arbiter?

Arbiter: when I was in old Northern parliament base, I found that soyuz there alone, so I decided to attack her

Purifier: she must be confused about why her freinds is leaving!

Arbiter: from her face, yes she was confused, now we capture this girl and begin to be our test subject

Observer: I wonder what Rossiya react this~

A siren scout came and report

Siren3: mam arbiter! I have found a spy! It's Graff Zeppelin, tirpitz, Washington, Sheffield, choukai and akatsuki!

Arbiter: ara ara~ it seem we been spotted destroy them

Siren3: yes mam arbiter!

Arbiter orders her siren to intercept the 9th fleet

Arbiter: well observer, purifier and tester you can join if you want, I stay here and watch our test subject

Observer: oh I will happy to do it

Purifier: let's go get some!

At 9th fleet

Tirpitz: hey you girls hear that?

Washington: it looks like bomb drop

Sheffield: LOOK OUT!!!

they really shocked they immediately evade the bombs from siren planes, but Washington and tirpitz got hit but only light damage

Zeppelin: tirpitz Washington!! Are you alright!?

Tirpitz: I'm good only light damage

Washington: siren ships!

They see a bunch of siren mass production ships attacking 9th fleet

Zeppelin: I think we have no choice but to fight!

Sheffield: try to fight while running

They sirens begin to shoot their first wave of shells, all of them evaded by 9th fleet, 9th fleet use this chance to fire their guns toward sirens ships while they still reload

Tirpitz: FEUR!!!

all ships except Zeppelin fired their guns at siren mass production ships

Choukai: siren ships! 9 clock!

Choukai fired her left side guns to attack siren fleet same with the others, the first wave of their shell managed to sunk 10 siren mass production then a siren battleship fired it's canon and hit akatsuki

Akatsuki: kyaa!!!

Sheffield: Akatsuki!

Akatsuki: im good! But my left torpedo tubes hit and cannot to launch torpedoes

Zeppelin: they begin to fired again! Start to evaded!

They do what zeppelin said, they evaded all shells from siren battleship and cruisers, but then they siren fired their second salvo of shells and they hit it sheffield and choukai but only managed to light damage

Akatsuki: sheffield! Choukai!

Choukai: cought cought I'm fine!

Sheffield: they do never give up

Sheffield fired her canons and drop smoke grenades to escape

Zeppelin: good thinking Sheffield!

After Sheffield drops some smoke grenades they escape it from the siren by doing enter the giant ice bergs

Washington: no body following us right?

Sheffield: no siren chasing us

Zeppelin: we should leave from this giant ice Berg before it crush us, follow me

All girls: hai!

Meanwhile in the air, they didn't notice they been spotted by observer

Observer: ara~ I don't think you will escape that easily, arbiter I want to lent your production ships to the coordinates I sent

Arbiter: Roger arbiter my productions ships will go to that location

Meanwhile the siren took no notice to, shtorm yak-44e was watching all of them in high altitude

( This time the awacs called Boris)

Boris: Boris to shtorm the situation is bad the 9th fleet try to escape from ice Berg but they couldn't because the observer knows where they headed, and also observer radio arbiter to send some of arbiter mass production ships to the location

(Downneck: comrade downneck here, the AWACS they have ability to hear the enemy radio transmission)

Shtorm: cyka! We need to hurry!

Ulyanovsk: what happened?!

Shtorm: they now exit from ice Berg they will use it to block the exit, we have not much time now, kirovm,mosvka, sovremenny and Eddy! Ready your anti ship missile! My AWACS will give the coordinates!

Kirovm,mosvka, sovremenny and Eddy: Roger that comrade shtorm

Shtorm: blyat I hope we will make it in time

Back at 9th fleet

Zeppelin: almost there!

Tirpitz: finally damn I just hope this ice bergs doesn't crush on us

Sheffield: hey there is something wrong there

When they leave from the ice bergs, they been surrounded by sirens, including the observer, purifier and tester

Observer: ara~ try to leave? I don't think so

Purifier: how dare you to spy on us?! That was rude!

Tester: shame Sakura empire and ironblood is leaving from siren, you could conquer the world!

Zeppelin: nein I don't trust you, and conquering stuff is bad

Washington: how we get out from here?

Choukai: well I just hope the RED fleet will come

Observer: why you not to rejoin us? I'm sure we will share the lands!

Tirpitz: shut up we not gonna took the wrong way sirens

Purifier: aww to bad! You all gonna die here!

Boris: mark the location shtorm launch S-300 into observer, purifier and tester

Sheffield: damn you siren!

Akatsuki: how about you Siren pick the faction that match with your power!

Observer: you know this humans and shipgirls are really cute, they thought they can defeat us with their shipgirls, but they wrong!~ no matter how hard you try to destroy us, we will come back again! Just like shtorm who kill 3 of us back when the orochi destroyed!

???: And I'm gonna do it TWICE!

an S-300 hit observer, purifier and tester making them heavy damage, and then other mass production ships also destroyed by anti ship missiles

Observer: OWWW!!! WHO DONE THAT FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FACE?!!

then 2 MI-66 make a attack run to destroy siren mass production ships

Zeppelin: what is that plane?

Washington: wait SINCE WHEN THAT PLANE APPEAR? I CANT SEE THEM IN MY RADAR!

sheffield: it's called helicopter girls. And these helicopter have a stealth capabilities to sneak in our radars

Choukai: so shtorm fleet and equipment are really dangerous....

After the 2 MI-66 attack run, they managed to sink 30 siren mass production ships, with their dual 25MM miniguns, 6 70MM Rocket launchers and 16 AGM missiles. After that they back to their ships

Purifier: WHO DARE TO ATTACK US?!!!

??: It's us purifier

tester: WHO ARE YOU?! YOUR VOICE IS FAMILIAR WITH ME!!

???: It is I dio!

Take 3

???: You may familiar with me, but you know us

Purifier: you?

Observer: WAIT DONT TELL ME ITS HIM!

Zeppelin: shtorm?

Then another anti ship missile destroyed 10 siren aircraft carriers, after that observer, purifier and tester look in that giant ice bergs in top, they see 6 people, except eddy they dont familiar with her

Shtorm: long time no see observer

Ulyanovsk: CRUSH THEM ALL!!

kirovm hold his admiral hat

Kirovm: kirov reporting here, ready to take out my enemies

Mosvka: our enemies kirovm, yes we will take them out

Sovremenny: I can't wait to see all of you DIE DIE DIE!!! *evil yandere giggle*

Eddy: kalian semua akan mati disini janc- (you all gonna die here)

Sheffield: finally the reinforcements!!

Choukai: we are saved!

Shtorm: now lets start the battle!

Chapter 30 ends

I hope we could meet again in next chapter

Bonus meme

Insert awaken of pillar men intensifies