Shtorm: im named this fleet, the RED fleet

Ulyanovsk: wrong, WE are named this fleet

Shtorm: blyat I forgot, yes WE all named this fleet

Rossiya: well that's awesome comrade, can we join too?

Shtorm: well I'm kinda sorry comrade this for my comrades from our world, but if theres an join operation with 2 fleet, of course WE allow you to join our fleet

Rossiya: I see comrade shtorm

Ulyanovsk: hey chapayev

Chapayev: yes my darling?~

Ulyanovsk: there are no siren attack since we are not here?

Chapayev: nope the base is in good condition no siren attack, except akagi wants really meet with shtorm

Shtorm: oh blyat really?

Chapayev: da comrade shtorm, she really want to wait until you get back, she wants you have a date in night. But Luckily Kaga stop her

Shtorm: cyka, why a yandere always chasing me

Mosvka: didn't expect akagi is yandere shtorm

Shtorm: well she already chasing me when the first time I teleport to this world

Dimitri: you better becarefull comrade, you can hide in my submarine

Shtorm: thanks comrade Dimitri

Kirov: well then boys and girls do you want to cook your breakfast from our Russian food?

Mosvka: ah yes I will help you

Sovremenny: I want it! I'm hungry!

Chapayev: *giggle* don't worry little comrade, we gonna cook for you~

Sovremenny: yeay! Thanks so much one-chan!

Shtorm:, it will a pleasure

Ulyanovsk: I appreciate it

Dimitri: yes I will count on you girls

Kirov: just wait okay?~

Kirovm: ok mom

Kirov,mosvka, chapayev goes to the kitchen to cook breakfast

Kirovm: wait!

Mosvka: what is it comrade?

Kirovm: what would Eddy to eat?

Eddy: it's fine I already eat on my ship

Chapayev: okay then~

Gronzy: umm comrade Eddy

Eddy: yes?

Gronzy: would like to try my hot chocolate?

Eddy: if you don't mind, yes i want it

Gronzy: ah, please wait comrade

Eddy: I will wait here

Gronzy go back to her dorm and make hot chocolate for Eddy

Shtorm: hey Eddy what happend with gronzy?

Eddy: oh she just make me hot chocolate, she is nice girl

Shtorm: oh you should like it, her hoy chocolate its taste great

Eddy: I see, well shtorm look we got a lot of fans here

Shtorm: fans?

Shtorm sees bunch of huge girls come to see shtorm new fleet

Enterprise: not expecting shtorm would brought some new freinds

I-25: that submarine is huge!

Albacore: wahh!!! That submarine is really huge!

Mutsuki: ahh! That girl seems nice! *Points her arm to eddy* let's go meet her!

Kisaragi: are you sure that mutsuki?

Mutsuki: yes!

Ise: he brought submarine,destroyer,cruiser and battleship?

Cleveland: I think that's no Battleship

Colombia: if it battleship, it would have bigger guns

U552: great the northern parliament have submarine now? A GIANT ONE?!!

Eugen: whats the giant? A submarine or her breast?

U552: ANGRY GERMAN NOISE INTENSIFIES

eugen: I'm just kidding and yes that submarine is really huge

Bismarck: how on Earth those future northern parliament ships are huge?!

Hood: and I think that destroyer doesn't like from Northern parliament *points her arm into Eddy ship*

Wales: I think judging from their color, it's not from northern parliament

Hornet: big sis Yorktown, shtorm is brought his new freinds

Yorktown: didn't expect since when they arrive here?

Enterprise: I don't know but hey let's meet them

At Eddy ship

Eddy: ara~ who are you girls?

Mutsuki: my name is mutsuki! And this is my sister kisaragi,uzuki,nagatsuki

Kisaragi: hello could you please tell us your name?

Eddy: oh right my name is KRI Raden Eddy Martadinata class frigate but you girls can call me Eddy instead

Uzuki: can we call you umm... One-chan?

Eddy:(mind) yaudahlah, again but they look cute

Eddy: umm okay I don't mind it,

Mutsuki: yeah! One-chan!

Mutsuki accedenly push kisaragi into Eddy breast

Kisaragi: soft............ Kyaa!!! Please forgive me! Don't eat me!

Eddy: *giggle* it's okay kisaragi, I won't eat you,

Mutsuki: please forgive me! I'm the one who push her!

Eddy pats mutsuki head

Eddy: don't worry I forgive you, now apologise to your sister now~

Mutsuki: yes! Kisaragi I'm sorry to push you!

Kisaragi: it's okay sister! I'm sorry again!

Uzuki: please don't mad at us

Eddy: it's fine girls I forgive your sister, by the way I heard you girls like candy

Nagatsuki: yes we love candy!

Eddy: alright then here I give you candy *give the mutsuki class 20 candy*

Mutsuki: thank you so much one-chan!

Kisaragi: thank you again!

Eddy: *giggle* you welcome girls

At shtorm carrier

Dimitri: my~ those Sakura destroyer already liking Eddy huh?

Ulyanovsk: well they sure get along fast

Shtorm: (mind) I hope ark royal doesn't see Eddy like this

Meanwhile ark royal hiding in the tree

Ark royal:(mind) WHAT THE HELL?!!!!! SHE STOLE MY CUTE DESTROYERS!!!! AND ITS NOT FAIR TOO!!!! WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEPS ME AWAY FROM CUTE DESTROYERS?!!! AND WHY SHE IS ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH CUTE DESTROYERS?!! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!

After ark royal mad without reason she fell of from the tree

Eddy:(mind) do I see someone spying on me? Oh well never mind

Atago: ara shtorm! You brought new freinds here~

Shtorm: yeah yeah they all from my world

Takao: hey you little destroyers where do you get candy from?

Mutsuki: we got this candy from Eddy!

Kisaragi: she is nice one-chan!

Takao: who's Eddy?

Eddy: it's me

Takao look at Eddy

Takao: I see you girls get along with Eddy?

Nagatsuki: yes! She is really nice to us! Better than ark royal!

Ark royal in the bush

Ark royal: INSANE CRITICAL DAMAGE!!!!

shoukaku: ara~ you destroyers already met one of shtorm freinds?~

Mutsuki: yep!

Mutsuki class leave from the docks

Enterprise: hey shtorm! Is this all of your freinds?

Shtorm:, of course Enterprise

Dimitri: Enterprise!!!

Enterprise:, ?! Did I know you?!

Dimitri: nope just shouted your name

Enterprise: damn

Sovremenny: hey shtorm what was that noisy?

Sovremenny sees many girls were staring at shtorm ship and his fleet, sovremenny got scared and hug shtorm feet

Shtorm: sovremenny it's okay they all freinds

Kaga: did shtorm have a child?

Girls nearby Kaga stare at kaga

Repulse: shtorm what?! I don't think that was shtorm kid

St Louis: Kaga do you out of your mind? Maybe that little kid is destroyer

Akagi: oh kaga~ have naughty things

Kaga: that wasn't I meant! I'm just asking!

Sirius: but you shouldn't ask that, lucky shtorm doesn't heard it

Kaga: right

Then mosvka,kirov and chapayev brought some breakfast

Mosvka: here's you breakfast comrades! My~ we have a lot of shipgirls here

KGV: who are you? You seems not familiar with other northern parliament I knew

Mosvka: yes you are not familiar with me, my name is mosvka Russian cruiser

Duke: cruiser? But your ship is size of battleship

Mosvka: maybe look like battleship, but reality my ship is guided missile cruiser, by the way whats your name?

Duke: my name is Duke of York nice to meet you

Mosvka: well you forget something

Duke and KGV seem confusing they don't forget their things

Duke: what? I don't brought things here

Mosvka: are you vampire?

Duke of your: yes why?

Mosvka: you know you are standing in the sun

Duke: oh shi- WWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRERRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Duke burn into ashes

Take 2

Duke: my name is Duke of York nice to meet you

Mosvka: you too, well I'm gonna bring this breakfast to my comrades first

Kirov: oh hey gronzy, who you gonna give that hot chocolate?

Gronzy: I make hot chocolate for Eddy

Chapayev: I see you getting along with Eddy

Timeskip 20 minutes

After the RED fleet eating their breakfast, they begin to explore the base

Shtorm: well then that was delicious!

Mosvka: glad you like it comrade shtorm

Sovremenny: one-chan this really delicious!

Chapayev: *giggle* I glad you enjoyed comrade little one

Kirov: so son how was my cook?

Kirovm: I love it mom

Kirov:*giggle* you do

Gronzy: how was my hot chocolate Eddy?

Eddy: its delicious thank you

Eddy pats gronzy head

Gronzy:  thanks Eddy one-chan,

Tashkent: hey Eddy, can we walk together? To explore this Base?

Eddy: ah exploring the base? I would like to

Gronzy: yeah!! Eddy gonna walk with us!

Dimitri: well where are you going Eddy?

Eddy: well me and the little comrades wants to explore the base

Shtorm: okay stay safe there

Eddy and the destroyers: we will!

The destroyers begin to leave shtorm carrier deck, but Rossiya whispering at Eddy

Rossiya: please take care our destroyers, and protect them from lolicons especially ark royal

Edd: I will comrade rossiya

Eddy begin to leave from shtorm

Shtorm: well what was you telling about her?

Rossiya: you know comrade shtorm, I request her to protect our destroyers from ark royal

Shtorm splits the vodka

Shtorm: oh blyat! I forgot about the ark royal!

Ulyanovsk: we need your bird to spy at ark royal movement!!!

Shtorm: DA!

shtorm admiral head begin to transform into robot owl, everyone shocked except all girls who already knew about it

Sovremenny: wah!! Oni-chan you hat!

Shtorm: it's okay sovremenny he is freindly

Mosvka: why you never tell us about this?!

Dimitri: it looks great comrade shtorm!

Shtorm: thanks comrades, well then we gonna watch over ark royal

Then the HK flies to the sky

Shtorm: I hope that lolicon doesn't hurt our cute destroyers

Chapter 28 ends

I hope we could meet again in next chapter

Bonus meme!

Downneck: congratulations comrades!! Your waifu in this picture is doing some JoJo reference! (Especially shoukaku my 3th wife)

Then the 4th wall breaks AGAIN

Bismarck: WE HAVE BREAK THE WALL!!!

downneck: WTF BISMARCH HOW YOU COULD DO THAT?!!!

Bismarck: BRILLIANT!!!! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD FINEST!!!

downneck: GUARDS!!!!

KGB soldier in line formation

Bismarck: nigerundayo!!!

Bismarck close the 4th wall

Downneck: shit I'm out of flex tape, gonna buy some!

End,

downneck: BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!

THE MOST RARES PICTURE IN WHOLE JOJO BIZZARE ADVENTURE

THE SMILLING JOTARO!!!!