(This is a short conversation that Ruvik and Sebastian have through text. It's stupid, but I'm tired and I should update more. I also like to think as the two of them being like a old married couple and only Sebastian says stupid shit. Sebastian's text is on the left, while Ruvik's is on the right.)

5:25pm

I'm at the store, what do we need

Milk, eggs, cereal, butter, and I believe bacon.
Yes, I was correct.
We need bacon.

You're a bacon!

Seb, that is completely incorrect. Yes, I am made of meat. But I can assure you that am I not bacon.

But you have a bacon ;)

Seb, no.

Seb yes

5:29pm

Where is the bacon again

Aisle 8.

TY

Pardon?

TY means thank you.

Oh.
Your welcome.

5:34pm

I'm lost
Tell our kids I died of a honorful death

You do remember that we are both male, right?
Not only that, but we don't currently have kids. So how could I tell our non existing children that you died because you got lost and refused to ask for directions.

...
How dare you say that to your brave husband who is facing death as we speak
How dare you say that to the man who brings food to the table for us and our eight children
Why, you octo-mom
I thought you loved me
But alas
You are still the heartless bastard I met

I'm ignoring you now.

Seb is now blocked

Seb is now unblocked

Yay!
I'm unblocked
oh thank you, God of mine
Also there was no more bacon

We'll get more bacon another time then.
Now hurry up and get home.

Why hurry
Why not get in a horrible bloody car crash
Break half my bones in my body
Get a limb or two severed from my dieing body
Lose like
Nine pints of blood
And as I lay on my death bed
You'll beg me not to go
And I'll tell you to come close
And then
I'll whisper in your ear
JOHHNNNN CEENNAAAAAAAA
And its funny because the noise of my hospital machine will flat line
And that doesn't come right after John Cena at all

I really like the block button today.

Seb is now blocked

Seb is now unblocked

You ready for a ass pounding tonight

Seb is now blocked

Seb is now unblocked

Are you going to behave?

What's Latin for no

Seb is now blocked

Seb is now unblocked

I'll behave

Good.

Hey rubi
Can I tell you something
I'll be serious this time

Go on.

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You would not believe how long that took to find

We're breaking up.

Awww

Seb is now blocked

Seb is now unblocked

Sebastian.

Ye?

I just realized something.

I don't recall the last time you telling me that you love me.
And I...
Well you know how I over react and all, but...
Do you still love me?
I just want you to hurry home so I could hear you say it.
But I don't even know if you will and mean it.
Sebastian?
Are you still there?

Look behind you.