I'm bored so here's a lil competition for the fun of it.

A STORY WRITING competition. (O-ho-ho)

Write a quick story, either in the comments or in a book. Tag me so I can see it if you put it in a book.

The story has to have:
-One of the sentences below.
-At least 3 paragraphs.
-Logic of some sort.
-A clear storyline.

It does not have to have:
-Earth logic(the logic here on earth).
-A beginning, middle and end. However, if you use more than one, PUT THEM IN ORDER.

Sentences:
So,the story must include at least one of these random sentences. You can have more than one, but at least one.

Sentences List:

"How many times do I have to tell you, DON'T USE THE EXPLOSIVES WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION!"

"I shall defame thou with the assistance of CUCUMBERS!"

"That reminds me of the war over raspberries..."

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Mmmmk ther ya go!

Good luck!

Oh and the winners get:

1st place:
-Headshot
-Your story(or part of it) gets shown in the 'winners' chapter (whenever that comes out) along with credit.

2nd and 3rd place:
-your story gets shown in the 'winners' chapter along with credit.

Mmmmmk! Thas all! Due date is June 30th, good luck!