Ron's POV:

Kylie came running towards us, with her tie lopsided and her hair in a messy bun. "Fix your tie!" I heard Hermione snap at her. "Merlin, Hermione, good morning to you too!" she snapped right back, panting as she sat down and piled food on her plate. Her face immediately lit up when she took her first bite. She looks so pretty~ AND SO DO YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP RONALD WEASLEY.  I returned to my food. "Eye of newt and toe of frog," she said. "What?" I said, confused. "Wool of bat and tongue of dog," she said. Wait, was she singing? Well, that made sense. "Adder's fork and blindworm's sting," she sang, not giving a damn while Hermione ranted on and on about how she needs to look presentable to the teachers. And honestly, I love this girl. I mean, love as in not in that way, but well, I... You know what? Scratch that. I never said anything.

Kylie's POV:

I sang 'Double Trouble' as Hermy scolded Harry or Ron about something. "So, Hermione?" I asked timidly, since she had a tendency to snap right after she finishes her lectures. "What is it?" she asked, still looking annoyed. "Girls' night today? I thought maybe karaoke, some K-POP songs-" I didn't even finish when my phone started ringing. My ringtone was kinda embarassing although the volume was low. 'LALISA' started playing so it must be Sarah, my little cousin sister. I picked up the phone and answered, "Hello?" to be sure it's her 'cause if I say "What up, bitch?" to my aunt, I'd be dead meat. "What up, hoe?" my sister's voice said. Oh, it's her alright. "A lot, but, kinda busy eating now, call you later?" I asked. "Woah, woah, woah, what's happenin'?" she asked, not letting me cut the call. "Bitch, said I'd call you later, fucking cut the call," I snapped, earning a don't-talk-like-that look from Hermione and a damn-girl look from Harry. "Alright, peace," she said and cut the call. I pocketed my phone and turned back to Hermy. 

"So? What d'you say?" 

"Did you even hear what I was saying?!"

"Wait, you were-"

"You weren't paying attention!"

"Hey, I didn't-"

"EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING! YOU DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION!"

"I've officially given up..."

"On what? On listening? That is very obvious! Kylie, you need to look presentable! Just look at your tie!"

"Oh, so, it's about my tie? Relax, I can fix it." 

"It's not about the tie! Well, partly-" 

"There! Done! Happy?"

"Look at your hair!"

"OH MAH GAWD!" I exclaimed, letting it loose. "Happy now?" I snapped. "Yes." Hermy said in an under-tone, picking at her food. "What is it now?" I asked, exasperated. "Straighten out your robes." she said, looking up. I straightened them out and gave her a what-else look and she replied, "Nothing else." . FINALLY, I went back to my food. I finished my food when I realized something and turned to my right to face Ron. I fucking knew it. He was filming the WHOLE thing. "Really?" I asked him, raising an eyebrow. "Sweet revenge," he said in a villain-y tone, making me giggle. How about... I piss him off? Yup, that's a plan. Now, what song do I sing? Horribly, of course. I picked 'Payphone' by Maroon5 and Wiz Khalifa. Perfect! I started singing, "I'm At A pAyPhOnE, tRyInG tO cAlL hOmE," Ron immediately stopped filming, set the camera down, and covered his ears, half-yelling, "Stop it! I'm not filming!". Oh well. I stopped, gave a fake cackle and said, "Do not mess with the queen of hell, Ronniekins." and drank some water from my goblet. "Continue?" he asked shyly. Godric, he's SO CUTE! Snap out of it, Lia. "How about a different song? Maybe 'Dance Monkey' or 'Bloody Mar-" "DANCE Monkey. NO CREEPY SONGS." he talked over me so why not. "3, 2, 1," I counted down and started making the "prologue" music as I called it we started singing together. We didn't stop until we got to Charms. 

Professor Flitwick greeted us cheerfully as we took our seats. Oh, shit was about break loose. I sat in the middle of Harry and Ron, not wanting to miss one of Hermione's most iconic lines. I chuckled to myself and whispered, "I can predict what everyone's gonna say." "No way." he looked at me disbelievingly. "You wanna bet?" I challenged. "Sure... 5 Galleons?" he asked, eyeing me suspiciously. "Deal." I said in a superior tone and we shook hands. I silently cleared my throat and said (in an under-tone) perfectly in sync with Professor Flitwick, "One of a wizard's rudimentary skills is levitation, or the ability to make objects fly. Uh, do you all have your feathers? Now, don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing, the swish and flick, everyone, swish and flick. Oh, and enunciate - Wingardium Leviosa!". Harry looked at me, dumbfounded. "That's not all," I said, as I turned our dear Ronniekins. "Wingardium Leviosar!" I said in unison with Ron, as he flicked angrily at the feather a few more times. Now, for the most important moment. "Stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong, it's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-sAr." she and I said in the same sassy tone. Harry looked like he'd just heard that CSK had lost to RCB. "YOU do it, then, if you're so clever. Go on, go on!" Ron (and I, in the background) egged her on. Hermione cleared her throat silently and so did I. My feather's gonna levitate! I was so excited! "Wingardium Leviosa!" Hermione and I said together, as both of our feathers levitated into the air. I squealed soundlessly as Professor Flitwick congratulated us on making the feather levitate. A loud bang to my right indicated that Seamus had successfully blown up his feather. "I think we're going to need a new feather over here, Professor." Harry and I said in unison. Harry looked at me with a you-knew-and-you-didn't-warn-me look. I replied with, "It just adds to the cinematic appeal." and shrugged. "What?" Harry, not understanding. "Huh?" I asked, playing dumb and tucking a piece of hair behind my ear, smiling innocently.

It was going to be a long, long time until Halloween. I can wait. Fun's always worth the wait.

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