Time for Preston to get a taste of his own medicine.

Song: Fight Song-Rachel Platten.

Pacifica and Ronald are standing at the end of the aisle staring at each other blankly.

"And for whatever reason these two shall not be wed, let them speak now or forev...."

*Glass Shattering*

"I OBJECT!"

Everyone turns around to see Dipper and Mabel.

"Well that makes this easy," said The Preist, "*checks watch* Hey I got time to get to the Johanson Funeral."

The Preist runs off.

"What is the meaning of all this?" Preston.

"You should've know my sister has a grappling hook," said Dipper.

"Alright that's it gaurds!" said Preston.

"We're on break!" said A guard.

"Shut up!"

Preston turns his head to see Pacifica angry.

"What did you just say?" Preston asked.

"I said Shut up," said Pacifica, "I'm finally taking my stand against you, and the fact you almost made me marry a gay man."

"Excuse me," said Mr. Hirsch, "our son isn't....."

"Oh for god sake," said Ronald, "I'm gay, as in I don't like girls, I like guys."

*awkward silence*

"Took you long enough," said Mr. Hirsch.

"Say what?" Ronald asked.

"You think I'm stupid enough to not know my own son, that and also your boyfriend ratted you out," said Mr. Hirsch.

Ronald Face Palms.

"Dammit Johnny," said Ronald.

"The point is I support you son," said Mr. Hirsch, "Sorry Preston but the deal is off."

Preston then has a vain piping out of his forehead.

"Oh shit," said Dipper.

Preston then stomps toward Pacifica.

"This is all your fault!" said Preston, "You little brat!"

"If anyone's a brat its you," said Pacifica.

"Oh Snap!" said Mabel.

"Not the right time Mabel," said Dipper.

"Was it my fault we had a ghost problem, NO, Was it my fault we lost most of money last year, NO, and was it my idea to marry a gay guy I know Ziltch about, NO," said Pacifica, "Its about time I fight for what's right."

(Song above/ Pacifica Singing Below)

Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

Losing friends and I'm chasing sleep
Everybody's worried about me
In too deep
Say I'm in too deep (in too deep)
And it's been two years I miss my home
But there's a fire burning in my bones
Still believe
Yeah, I still believe

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

A lot of fight left in me

Like a small boat
On the ocean
Sending big waves
Into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion

This is my fight song
Take back my life song
Prove I'm alright song
My power's turned on
Starting right now I'll be strong (I'll be strong)
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

Know I've still got a lot of fight left in me

"Meh," said Preston.

Pacifica gives a quizical face gesture.

"Meh?" Pacifica asked.

"Look I don't care about your fantasy world where you think you can stand up to me," said Preston.

"Well you force me to marry some nobody for money," said Pacifica.

"Should I be offended by that?" Ronald asked.

"I want to marry for love," said Pacifica.

Pacifica then looks at Dipper who is smiling.

"Didn't you do that with mom," said Pacifica.

Preston then burst into laughter.

"Okay I haven't laughed that hard since I saw Terms of Enderment," said Preston (That wasn't a comedy Preston), "You really thought I married her because I loved her, no I married her because of business."

"WHAT!!"

Preston turns his head to see his wife Priscilla, wearing vacation clothes.

"Priscilla, I thought you were on a cruise...that I put you on," said Preston.

"You were faking you loved me for 15 years," said Priscilla, "And you were making a daughter marry some nobody?"

"Again should I be offended?" Ronald asked.

"Yes but.."

"I want a divorce!" said Priscilla.

And just like that, Preston snaps and pulls out a gun and aims it at....

To be continued.

That's right I'm a jerk! Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, the next chapter will be out tomorrow, hopefully, see you guys then.