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3:22 pm
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You:
I hate my own existence
Why do I breathe

Seonghwa💫:
😟
??? Sang????
Are you okay

You:
Mmhhhdndnnnnnn
Lord
Can I get a BREAK

Seonghwa💫:
???????
y e o s a n g

You:
Why do I even go to school
Why do I bother.
These bitches be making it harD!
Seonghwa how do you feel about murdering someone and running away with me

Seonghwa💫:
I'm-
No murder!
The second half is acceptable

You:
Some football team jackass got my number off of Juyeon's phone and has been just
haraSSING me for the past few hours

Seonghwa💫:
...
Maybe murder is acceptable
Try to convince me

You:
Yeah iirc I don't think anyone at this school knows I like guys so I think he's just fuckin with me but!!
He's just sending bunch of random ass gay porn links and dropping slurs like no tomorrow

Seonghwa💫:
I've been convinced.
I'll be there in an hour with the duct tape and bleach 🥰💕

You:
kJSJAJAJ SEONGHWA
don't use bleach it's too corrosive
Just mix some club soda with water
that usually does the trick

Seonghwa💫:
I
Why do you know this 😭
USUALLY?

You:
Oh Seonghwa honey
clearly you've never had to save your mom's bedsheets and it shows

Seonghwa💫:
I'm supposed to be the mature one
Stop this nonsense immediately

You:
I wasn't kidding 🗿

Seonghwa💫:
.....
Yeosang being the best son (part 2)

You:
Yeosang being the worst son part 893

Seonghwa💫:
My parents would kill for a child like you
Seriously

You:
Have you forgotten i'm kinda
✨🌟un homosexuel🌟✨

Seonghwa💫:
Trust me I remember
Still applies
At least you help out

You:
Please if I didn't my household would be in shambles

Seonghwa💫:
When he's a housewife😩

You:
I-
YOU're one to talk
Don't think I've forgotten about "Hot Mami"

Seonghwa💫:
listen
If I'm hot mami you can be a housewife
It's still gay what are you worried about

You:
Oh 😳
Not the logic I was expecting but damn if he ain't right

Seonghwa💫:
Anyway we were discussing this football player.
Is he popular?? I have contacts.

You:
Wh... what do you mean you have contacts
You're so scary

Seonghwa💫:
😘

You:
Hwa??? 😰

Seonghwa💫:
the name.

You:
What will you do to him omg
Mafia tease
I suddenly understand all the books where the nerd girl has the hots for the scary bad boy

Seonghwa💫:
where the nerd girl has-
🗿

You:
If ur willing to end his whole career over just this
MAN you should see what some other people say to me

Seonghwa💫:
give me a list of names

You:
N-
Okay but what if
Hear me out
What if I don't do that

Seonghwa💫:
how I want us to be

You:
SEONGHWA JESUS FUCKIGN CHRIST WAHSHAGSAA
😭😭😭
I can't handle this anymore I'm
That was the last thing I expected you to send

Seonghwa💫:
Please I'm TRYING

You:
My lungs disappeared when u sent that
So did my kidneys
Actually no all of my internal organs just VANISHED at how shook I was

Seonghwa💫:
Tragic
Gonna be hard to find transplant donors for that
I'll give u my heart if u want it though :)

You:
Oh my GOD
Bye
I can't deal w/ u anymore
Deadass cannot

Seonghwa💫:
PLEASE THIS IS MY PERSONALITY I CAN'T STOP 😭

You:
the flirty ass personality do be a benefit
couldn't be me

Seonghwa💫:
You can develop the skill over time
My ex bf used to be shy as hell and now he's like world's greatest fuckboy

You:
well yeaH after dating YOU I'd assume he went through some wiLD mental shit

Seonghwa💫:
What is that supposed to MEAN

You:
Figure it out🤤

Seonghwa💫:
drool emoji

You:
I MEANT 😪*
don't look at that

Seonghwa💫:
I am looking.
I can see 👁👁

You:
Shut up I'm supposed to be the memey one omg

Seonghwa💫:
It's called
Adaptation

You:
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Seonghwa💫:
Yes exactly

You:
hhhshshy
One of my friends is coming over here I might have to go

Seonghwa💫:
:((

You:
aKDJJS PLEASE HWA

Seonghwa💫:
:((((

You:
L i s t e n
I think I'm free after school tomorrow
If you wanna go out or sumn

Seonghwa💫:
my methods never fail
Yes! I accept

You:
Sneaky bastard
Anyway yeah I gtg this dumbass is yelling at me go to get some Jamba Juice or some shit with him

Seonghwa💫:
jaMBA JUICE AHAHA
we can get Jamba Juice tomorrow if u want 🥰😊

You:
god no please
Maybe I should decide where we go on second thought

Seonghwa💫:
noNono
I have ideas

You:
Okay but if one of your ideas is jamba juice then I'll leave

Seonghwa💫:
Shhh
Where do you want to meet up

You:
Pick me up from school coward 😳

Seonghwa💫:
Okay 😳

You:
Oh shit he agreed 😳😳

Seonghwa💫:
Your school is pretty far though
So I'll probably drive

You:
Oh SHIT you can drive??
damn I need a license...

Seonghwa💫:
Yes cutie how else would I have a car

You:
I didn't know you have a cAR EITHER??

Seonghwa💫:
Oops
Guess I forgot to mention that
We're learning a lot about Seonghwa today!

You:
deadass I think if u gave me a quiz on your life story at this point I'd get at least a 70
King of sharing 🤩

Seonghwa💫:
You're king of undersharing smh
Won't even tell me your enemies names so I can
Uhhhhhhh

You:
The more anyone learns about me the less they wish they'd learned

Seonghwa💫:
Now you realize you just can't say something like that without presenting an incredibly tempting challenge

You:
Hnngng okay bet
I REALLY gotta go now Hwa

Seonghwa💫:
Hhhh okay bye
Text me when you're free

You:
U already know I will
Smh who else would I even text
oKAY OKAY BYEE

Seonghwa💫:
Adios
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