Messages
7:55 pm
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You:
I'm gonna cry on god
I really went home for this shit

Seonghwa💫:
What happened??
Is your mom okay

You:
This woman really dropped her phone in the bath
And then decided it would be best to text me that vague message and scare the hell out of me before it died

Seonghwa💫:
aHaha
Well!! At least nothing bad happened
Could've been worse :)

You:
Damn, you right you right
Just kinda pissed that I had to highkey abandon you out there

Seonghwa💫:
It's no worries!
If I were you I'd be more upset at the fact that our date got cut short hahA

You:
Hhshehdh
Hwa p l e a s e

Seonghwa💫:
Jkjk
But like for real
I had a lot of fun too
Are you free any time soon?

You:
Already planning the next one?
Dang he's ambitious 😳

Seonghwa💫:
I mean, only if you want to,,
I'm free whenever

You:
oh nONO I definitely want to
I'll have to get back to you on that though
I need to check what I'm doing this week

Seonghwa💫:
That's fine! I'll still be here haha
And if you ever wanna ask some questions about whatever the offer still stands

You:
ah yes,,, questions about
t h a t

Seonghwa💫:
I mean
It doesn't have to be about that but 👀
I'm comfortable answering those

You:
...
okay I maybe have ONE question

Seonghwa💫:
Yes?

You:
......
what the FUCK was that insta post of yours earlier
I'm still quaking

Seonghwa💫:
oh tHAT?
Ahaha did it scare you? Sorry

You:
nONO it's okay
I would be honored to share a name with your plant ig
'Twas just unexpected

Seonghwa💫:
Honestly I love this plant
It's so pretty
I cry

You:
Not as pretty as y- 🥴

Seonghwa💫:
sANG AHAHA NO
you're too nice

You:
I am not nice I merely speak the truth

Seonghwa💫:
Okay cutie whatever you say

You:
AH
stoB IT

Seonghwa💫:
wait my best friend always uses the perfect meme for this situation
I'm getting it, one second

You:
Oh man I can't wait

Seonghwa💫:

You:
I hate that omg
Why is that screenshot so fried 😭

Seonghwa💫:
I know me too
It still applies though

You:
Your bsf sounds like he's on a different type of crack and I vibe with that

Seonghwa💫:
No you're right he really is
He's like
A professional simp

You:
PROFESSIONAL SIMP
NOOIFJD
me too tho highkey

Seonghwa💫:
I'm seriouS
He's been head over heels for a guy at our school for ages
Every day since the first day he laid eyes on this man I've gotten 100 texts about him just yelling and crying

You:
Couldn't be me wow
Wish someone thought of me that way
My best friend would guillotine me if I tried ranting to him about boys

Seonghwa💫:
"wish someone thought of me that way"
I'm so torn between saying 'oh yeah me too' or saying 'tempting offer'

You:
P L E A S E
oh god my mom saw this and asked who I'm texting

Seonghwa💫:
omg
what did you tell her

You:
I said 'oh just my drug dealer'

Seonghwa💫:
YEOSANG

You:
I'M KIDDING
i don't do drugs
yet

Seonghwa💫:
What do you mean YET
Do I have to come over there and confiscate your phone

You:
NO u don't
anyway I really said that to her and she just laughed and said 'buy me something' is she okay??

Seonghwa💫:
Wow
Your mom must be pretty chill
If I said that to mine she would come and beat me straight into the next year

You:
Imagine that 😳

Seonghwa💫:
Imagine being close to your parents 😳
Yeosang is apparently #1 good son

You:
Eh I guess
If I were my mom I'd be pissed off at me for being so fucking annoying lmaO

Seonghwa💫:
hAHAH same
I feel like I do annoy my parents but honestly I have no idea
At this point it's like I only halfway exist to them

You:
Would you mind if I asked you to elaborate on that
Not to be offensive I'm just 👀
now that you've said it

Seonghwa💫:
NAH I'm good talking about it it's not really anything major??
They used to be more affectionate but I guess they just can't handle the fact that both of their kids are 'abnormal'

You:
...
Damn now you REALLY gotta elaborate I have more questions than before

Seonghwa💫:
Okay so
It all started back in like 2016(?)
My parents had a whole breakdown because my sister came out
She's a bit older than me and they really wanted her to marry a nice woman and have kids I guess

You:
...you mean marry a nice man??
I'm Confused™

Seonghwa💫:
OH I should've specified
I mean she came out as trans!
My parents thought their "son" was going through a weird girly phase and thought they could solve it by encouraging her to find a wife

You:
Oh my god
If she's a lesbian that would be extra ironic

Seonghwa💫:
I mean she's bi?
But she's also dating a man right now which just adds to my parents' disappointment

You:
I was about to ask 'what are they disappointed in' because for a hot second I forgot transphobia existed

Seonghwa💫:
I mean they do treat her as a woman now which is great!
You can just tell that they're disappointed because she got surgery and can't have kids

You:
A h children,,,
Not like I'll be having those either
🗿🗿

Seonghwa💫:
Honestly though
Anyway so my parents already were kinda
How do the kids say it these days
They really were NOT vibing

You:
please never say that again

Seonghwa💫:
understood.
But yeah after that I became their only hope of getting grandkids apparently!
Then one day I went "hey mom, dad I'm gay"
and I just watched their hopes get crushed

You:
That sounds so metal and sad at the same time
I haven't told my mom yet ooPs 🤡

Seonghwa💫:
She sounds cool though
Is she accepting?? If u know

You:
OH yeah she'd definitely be fine with it
The problem is my own embarrassment

Seonghwa💫:
Ah, to have Kang Yeosang's problems...
If only that were me

You:
You don't want my problems 🥴

Seonghwa💫:
Ah, to have Kang Yeosang's family*

You:
You don't want my family 🥴

Seonghwa💫:
Alright, be that way then.

You:
Wh-
What way
H W A??

Seonghwa💫:
Sorry I was about to make a sarcastic comment but then I got a Google Classroom notification and it scared me half to death

You:
Oh god that's terrifying
What was the assignment

Seonghwa💫:
...
U know what I'll have to text you later

You:
???
You need help?

Seonghwa💫:
I mean if you'd like to write this 3 page essay on Gauss' Law and it's relation to electromagnetism for me before midnight tonight
Then feel free!!! Please do!!

You:
Would you look at that! I suddenly can't read

Seonghwa💫:
Didn't realize I was talking to Jared, 19

You:
You know it ;;:))

Seonghwa💫:
This upsets me greatly thank you.
I should probably go though

You:
Yeah holy shit good luck
Don't text me until you're done with that shit lmaO

Seonghwa💫:
😔👍🏻
Night I guess

You:
Gnnnn
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