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3:40pm
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You:
Ok listen so I was just fuckin
Minding my own business yknow?? Just walking and living life
When suddenly
BOOM this stanK ass hoe ass motherfucker comes up to me all
"Ur gonna pay for what u said"
And I'm sitting there like
????

Because I ain't even REMEMBER sayin shit to this girl before in my liFE, my guy
So obviously I queStion em yeAh??
TURNS OUT!!
Some absolute meat slab has been spreading some rumor that I dissed her and her bf???
And I tell her ion want anything to do with this but nAHH
The bitch SLAPS me and then walks off?????

Dude I'm literally
I'm genuinely dropping out of school fr fOR REALL I ain't havin it

Unknown:
Wow man that's wild
I would love to help u but I have a big feeling I'm not the one who was meant to read that

You:
...
Are u not.... Kim Youngjo??

Unknown:
No but after reading that I kinda wish I was

You:
Omg I missed a digit in the number oOPS
Sorry stranger my friend changed his phone # and my blind ass mistyped

Unknown:
Nah don't worry that was very entertaining to read
Kinda made my day ngl

You:
lmaO u probably have better things to read than useless high school drama
I mean unless u want to be in on the latest tea
Wait how old are u

Unknown:
Uh 👀 classified information
We aren't even on a first name basis and ur already asking age??? Bold

You:
You sound like a teenager I'll just estimate 17-18 and go with that
Would you like to be in on the latest juicy events of my life, fellow teen?

Unknown:
....this goes against my morals but sure why not

You:
Wait wait no
First
What school do u go to
I gotta be safe

Unknown:
...
The public school up north.
You?

You:
Ah excellent
Not my school so I am free to spill tea
(I go to the liberal arts academy a bit west of you guys)

Unknown:
Wait wait sorry
If ur gonna tell a story please hold it
My friend is demanding an urgent phone call

You:
Sad.
Talk to you later ig

Unknown:
Yeah bye
Read

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