A voice rang out from the ship!

???: Attention humans, we are the oni. And we have come to invade your planet.

(Y/N): Now what's going to happen?

Shinobu: I'm scared, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Hey, it's okay. Maybe they're joking.

???: No, this is serious.

(Y/N): Really?

???: Yes really. But, you will be spared if one can beat our champion.

(Y/N): Oh.

Shinobu: (Y/N), will you do something?

(Y/N): What can I do?

Shinobu: I believe in you if it makes you feel any better.

(Y/N): I ... uh ...

You blushed really hard.

Shinobu: If you win, then I'll be your girlfriend!

(Y/N): HUH?!

Shinobu: I love you (Y/N)! I always have!!!

She gave you a kiss on the cheek!

(Y/N): (blushing hard) I suddenly have a need to save the world.

You ran to the direction of the UFO, and screamed!

(Y/N): I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!

???: Are you sure of that?

(Y/N): Yes!

Very well!

You were beamed aboard!

(Y/N): AAAAAAAGH!!

In the UFO...

You were face to face with a massive alien!

(Y/N): Are you the champion?

???: No, that's my daughter.

(Y/N): Oh. What, too good for me that you have to sick your daughter on me?

???: GRRR! WATCH YOUR MOUTH BOY! Lum is our champion!

(Y/N): Right. I- HUH?!

???2: Hello!

(Y/N): W-Wow!

Lum: I look forward to our competition!

(Y/N): Oh, so do I! So what are we doing? Fighting, racing, or-

Mr. Invader: You have to catch her!

(Y/N): I see. Heh! This is going to be so easy!

Later...

Everyone was watching and cheering for you to succeed!

(Y/N): GOT YOU!

You tried to grab her, but she flew out of the way!

(Y/N): OH COME ON!! THIS IS CHEATING! WHO SAID YOU COULD FLY?!

Lum: BLEGH!

She stuck her tongue out at you!

Shinobu: (Y/N)! I believe in you!!

You got the courage to keep going!

(Y/N): I'M NOT GIVING UP!

Earth: (Y/N)!! (Y/N)!!

The next day...

You continued to chase after Lum, who was still flying to avoid you!

(Y/N): You can't keep flying forever!

Lum: (Mockingly) Yes I can! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Y/N): I'll catch you!

The next day...

You were trying to chase Lum to high points to grab her, and-

Lum: Missed me!

(Y/N): Shit!

You were falling down fast!

Lum: AGH! HANG ON!!

She flew down to catch you!

(Y/N): THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!

You were about to hit the ground, and then something flashed into your head, and energy shot out of you, making you fly back into Lum!

Lum: AGH!

You both flew back into a wall, with you turning over after impact and landing on top of Lum, both lips touching!

(Y/N): Oh god! I'm sorry! I-

You realized what you had to do and grabbed her horns!

(Y/N): YES! I WIN!! WHOO! Now you got to leave! I saved the world!! YEAH BABY! I-

Lum had heart eyes.

Lum: How bold of you, Darling!

(Y/N): HUH?!

Lum: I think I'm staying here! With you!

(Y/N): Oh shit!

Shinobu saw this!

Shinobu: NO ONE IS TOUCHING HIM!! NOT A SINGLE ALIEN CREEP!!