Note, the following is a parody. It's meant to make you mad or to make you rage. If you read this and suddenly have the urge to take a romantic bubble bath with your toaster, good. That's what I'm trying to do here. I own none of the books/movies/animes/anything else. Hell I don't even own the plots to these monstrosities. All I own are my gods awful Mary Sues. So please. Enjoy my cringe. (Also to whoever gets my reference in the title of this page, turn back now. If you love One Piece I'm begging you. Don't read this. These stories are as bad as Fuu.)