Ace Adventures

I'm back you guys, so buckle up for another rant. Whether you're a fellow ace, or simply a sympathiser, I hope somehow you find relief in my words.

As an attractive person, naturally I'll get hit on. Don't get me wrong, I really don't care. You don't know me, so it's an honest mistake.

But! When this shit is recurring, and you're prying and prodding, and you keep ignoring my very obvious (how does anyone think "fuck off" isn't clear enough?) rejections, then you deserve every swear coming your way.

I don't mind you and your sexual habits, so you shouldn't pay any mind to my lack of sexual habits.

So let's make a list of things that ignorant people need to know.

• I am not a challenge. You aren't going to change me, so please stop, you're just a joke.

• You are not the "special person" that's gonna make me realize what I'm missing and turn me into a sex fiend. Yes, asexuals can have sex, but I personally am not interested, trust me I know, and seeing as I don't care to be in a relationship either, it's really none of your god damn business.
If anything, you're the "special person" that's gonna land me in jail for manslaughter.

• I am not broken. You won't be bringing me into the light. Or teaching me anything. Trust me, I already know, and I sure as hell ain't doing that shit with you.

• I'm not faking it to seem more attractive. You get your head out of your ass and then maybe you'll have the brain capacity to understand that.

That's about all I have time for. And by that I mean I can't say any more or I'll be tempted to set my house on fire.

So then, my uglies, take my words and go forth with new confidence to reject the disgusting treatment we asexuals endure.

J, signing out.

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So this story is going to have a lot of chapters of Jinyoung's blog, where he complains about friends, morons, and life in general.

Thank Moonconqueror for the initial story idea!!

This story is fictional,  but the sad truth is all of this stuff has been said to me (a greysexual), and countless others I'm positive, in one way or another. So PSA, just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it's fake.

This will be more exciting later, sorry