There's a spider

Sat on my present

Right there

Just on the bow

There's a spider

Sat on my present

And closer

I dare not go

The spider

Sat on my present

Is not letting me

Out of its sight

And this spider

Sat there on my present

Won't let me open it

To see what's inside

A spider

Sat on my present

Is really

Oh so not fair

Cos this spider

Guarding my present

I think wants to keep

What's hiding in there!

So this spider

Sat quietly

There

On my present

Can keep it

All to itself

Cos it's Christmas

And I've been a good boy

So I'll ignore it

And open something else!