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I like when there's a fight going on,all just for love!

I'll prepared the Harem one next time.🤡
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"This tension is so sickening that I just wanted to barf." Guinevere said while watching two males bicker like children.

"Agreed." Freya said while sipping her cup of tea that the Baroque provided.

"I TOLD YOU SHE'S MINE! QUIT SABOTAGING OUR DATE, YOU JUSTIN BIEBER WANNABE!" Alucard yelled out.

"OH FUCK OFF! YOU EGOTISTIC WANNABE DRACULA! SHE'S MINE!" Gusion yelled back.

With the constant bickering of the two and turning it physical by hitting each other like children that got spaghetti arms. The people who are watching are really enjoying the view.

"Should we interfere?" Mathilda asked, as her morals started to kick in.

"No,just let'em." Guinevere answered while eating her piece of cake.

"We should make a bet out of this." Lesley said while hugging her girlfriend Miya.

(Ya got a problem with me shipping them? 😈👹)

"My money's on Alucard,no way is that Paxley going to win." Guinevere started.

"Money's on Gusion,He's a gentleman." Mathilda said that made the female Baroque roll her eyes.

"More like a useless Homeboy." Guinevere mumbled before satisfying herself with the cake she's eating.

"My money's on Paxley." Lesley said.

"Uh..Babe,I know I love you and all but..My money's on Alucard." Miya chimed in while giving 50 silver coins to Freya.

"Its ok..It doesn't change for a fact that we're together." Lesley said while giving Miya butterfly kisses on her face,making the elf giggle.

"Ugh..Gross,Go flirt somewhere please." Guinevere rolled her eyes while eating her cake.

"Your just jealous cause your boyfriend Granger doesn't give you much affection,unlike me." Lesley proudly hugged her girlfriend,looking all smug that the Baroque just growled.

"Whatever." The Baroque just turned to see the boys continue to berate each other,only to have an idea in mind.

She approached the two males,just as soon as they were about to draw their weapons. Immediately interrupting them by giving them both a punch on the face,making both of them groan in pain and pissed at the Auburn maiden.

"THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR GORILLA?!" Gusion yelled,earning another punch from the Baroque.

"THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR PRUDE?!" Alucard yelled too,earning the same fate as Gusion.

"I AM NOT A GORILLA NOR A PRUDE, YOU DAMN FEEDERS!" Guinevere yelled back while glaring at the two,who are glaring back.

"Yeah,Yeah..Gorilla. The fuck you want?" Guinevere controlled herself to beat the living crap out of the Paxley but decided to remain in character,taking a deep breathe while fixing her posture.

"Since you two have been pining over my gem friend, I wanted to compromise a competition." Guinevere started with a smile that the two just had blank face,irritating her even more but stayed still in character.

"And why should we listen to you Prude?" Alucard asked. There's a tick mark on the Baroque's head.

"Yeah,What are your intentions Gorilla?" Another tick mark on her cheek.

"If you don't stop that,I will literally kill both of you." Guinevere gritted her teeth. The two males didn't worry or even care as they continued to ridicule her.

"Oh~ How~?"

"Isn't that very unwoman of you to be out of character~?"

A bunch of tick marks started to appear all over her body,while having a fire aura—just surrounding her. Before she could even start killing them both,a hand was placed on her shoulder. Guinevere turned to see her female companions all together.

"I advise you stop your foolish acts and let our friend speak." Freya said. The Male looked at Guinevere, then at Freya, then at the girls, then at both of them.

"Fine..What is it Baroque?" Gusion asked with a blank expression.

Guinevere took another deep breathe before getting back into character.

"As I was saying,I would like to compromise a competition. That involves on a certain Red Riding Hood as the reward~" As soon as she mentioned the reward,both of the males became cooperative.

"So what do we have to do?" The Male Blonde asked as he fixed his hair.

"Since Our beloved Gem is pretty oblivious or dense,because of having like zero percent in love experience. All you have to do is court her to make her blush or maybe take her to bed and you know~" Guinevere gave a playful smirk but was immediately grunting in pain, as she was earned a smack on the head by Freya.

"No, that last part sounds like rape and the gem would be traumatized. Just go and confess your love to her and be over it, besides, one of you might have a chance." Freya said as she gave both males a pat on the head with a smile, a smile that a little bit of a lie.

So now, Alucard and Gusion are set to confess their love for Ruby. They readied there hearts to be broken if she gave out her decision to choose one of them. Its already sun down as they waited on the bench.

"So...Who do you really think Ruby will choose between us?" Alucard asked while drinking some water to try and calm himself.

"I dunno, but before we think too deep on that. The Baroque and her friends are here too, so annoying and they suck at hiding." Gusion answered with a blank expression. The blonde check it out and true to his words, they do suck at hiding. Literally, they could see Guinevere's dress, Lelsey and Miya's hair that's sticking out of the bush, Freya's shining armour behind the tree and Mathilda's hand holding her weapon.

Alucard cringe but decided to ignore it as he was focused on the real situation. Both males waited anxiously for Ruby's arrival. Though, it didn't take long before they started to bicker and fight like children again.

"Those idiots..." Guinvere grumbled under her breathe as she watched 2 grown men, hitting each other with their spaghetti arms.

"Agreed." Her companions said while nodding their heads. That's when Mathilda took noticed of someone approaching close by, immediately in shock.

"Guys! Guys!" She half-shouted and whispered to her distracted friends.

"What is it Mathilda?" Freya asked. The Girl didn't answer but simply pointed out the direction she's looking. The others followed and went "Oh frick". Guinevere on the other hand, is trying to hold back her laughter.

"Oh this is going to be gold."

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Going back to the 2 idiots, who are still fighting that they forgot on why they're here in the moment.

"Alucard? Gusion?" There fight stopped as they heard that familiar voice, both turned their heads to face it and immediately went in shock.

"R-Ru-RUBY!!" They both exclaimed as Ruby covered her ears.

"Yes..Its me. So what is it that you wanted to tell me?" She said, getting straight to the topic. The Males tried to utter a words but only came out as gibberish, making Ruby annoyed.

"If there's nothing to talk about then, I'm leaving." Before she could turn around, a hand stopped her by grabbing unto her shoulders. Ruby turned her head and was face two blushing men.

"We..We wanted to say..Ummm..." Gusion started while Alucard just rubbed the back of his head.

"Wanted to say what?" Ruby asked, tilting her head cutely. This made the males heart beat fast, since they fancied this side of hers.

"We...Umm..."

"I LOVE YOU RUBY!" Both them exclaimed in sync. Soon after, silence filled the place. Obviously the maiden was in shock about there sudden proposal that she covered her mouth, trying to make sure that she didn't say anything accidentally. Ruby soon processed the while thing but is literally confused and oblivious.

"How and When?" The males took a gulped down and truthfully confessed their feelings. The more they confessed, the more Ruby felt her heart beat like crazy. Truth be told, before she wasn't aware that of Alucard and Gusion's obvious flirts or gestures. She thought those were just friendly gesture, now she fully understood why her friends were suffering and felt guilty that she didn't see it. They tried to get her to see that those weren't friendly gestures at all.

"Do you love me Ruby?" Both asked the blonde maiden in sync, she was distracted by her thoughts that she forgot her purpose here.

"I— What?" She asked in confusion after waking up to reality.

"We asked if you love one of us? We know its sudden but we can't take it anymore." Alucard said while grabbing her cheek, a sad smile was shown into him that made her feel guilty. Gusion on the other hand, was giving her a pat on the head with the same sad smile.

"I-..I'm sorry...but..." Ruby's lips quivered, instead of saying something. She instead, grabbed unto Alucard's collar then kissed him on the lips which made everyone speechless. After that, she went to Gusion and did the same which left them even more speechless. Ruby then let go of Gusion's collar with a blush.

"W-What?" Both males said while holding their lips.

"I-..I'm sorry if I was oblivious. But I love you both, I too was scared on confessing. Forgive me?" She continued as she grabbed each of their hands with a bright smile.

"Wa-Wait..You like us both, you're not going to choose?" Gusion asked, trying to confirm the maiden's claim.

"Well..Freya told me that its ok. As long as I love them and I love you two."

"WHAT?! FREYA?!" Everyone, excluding Freya, exclaimed. Ruby was in shock to see Freya and her friends popping out of the trees and bushes, which gave them a messy get-up.

"Eh?! How long have you guys been here?" The blonde maiden asked in sudden shock after seeing her friends. Though, she got ignored when the attention went all to Freya.

"You knew that Ruby had a crush on those Pests?!" Guinevere exclaimed while pointing at the two males.

"FUCK YOU GORILLA/ PRUDE!" They exclaimed back while giving her the middle finger.

"THAT IS IT!" Guinevere shrieked as she jumped up to attack the two males. They soon fought like children but with more violence as the ones who are left out, decided to leave before the police arrives or someone who'll take care of it better.

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"And there we go." Rafaela said while sticking a bandage to Gusion's cheek. She then left and just in time too, for Ruby to enter the room and visit her now boyfriends.

"Hello Gusion and Alucard. I cooked us some food." Ruby said while showing a bag. The two on the bed 'thanked' her, she then placed the bag on a table before taking out 3 lunchboxes. She too, opened their lunchboxes and placed their spoons since some of their fingers or Hands were broken.

"Uhh— Ruby, I can't move my hand." Gusion winched as he tried to get the spoon. The blonde maiden nodded her head as she grabbed the spoon and started to take spoonful of the food.

"Now say 'Ahh'." She said while bringing the spoon close to his lips. Gusion didn't wasted any time as he opened his mouth, he felt cloud nine since Ruby's spoon feeding him. Of course, Alucard was jealous that he glared at Paxley who's giving him a smug face.

"Fuck you." Alucard mouthed while giving him the middle finger. Eventually, an idea popped up into his mind. While Ruby and Gusion are having a moment, Alucard gave out a groan in pain. Now the maiden's attention is on him now with a worried look. She placed the lunchbox on the table, which Gusion pouted and was now glaring at the blonde male.

"Are you ok, Alu?" Ruby asked as he grabbed both of Alucard's cheeks to face her. The blonde male was almost in cloud nine but glad that he quickly recovered from it.

"Y-yeah..Its just that.. My stomach hurts and wanted some Heat pack." He requested. It didn't take long before Ruby nodded her head then proceeded to leave the room, she even gave him a kiss on the cheek as extra.

"You Motherfucker." Gusion growled, while Alucard gave him a smug face.

"Hah! I'm more superior than you."

"That means nothing."

"Oh it does, Jealous?"

"Oh we'll see...Alufeeder."

"GuSuck"

"AluDick"

"Gusion Pussley."

"EGOTISTIC VLAD WANNABE!"

"JUSTIN BEIBER WANNABE!"

"PRUDE FUCK BOY!"

"DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT BAROQUE! YOU GORILLA CORNTURD!"

"HEY! DON'T COMPARE ME TOO, TO THAT PURPLE GORILLA!"

*Crash!*

Suddenly, A big crash was infront of them and there we have a furious Guinevere.

"AND DON'T COMPARE ME TO YOU WEAKLINGS!" She lunged again to attack them, having another battle. This time, they destroyed the whole hospital building and with them, having a coma for a year. Don't worry, All the people in the hospital were saved, Mostly thanks to the Ruby and her friends who reacted quick.

Ruby will be taking care of them but once they wake up...Oh Boi..They better pray that the Blonde maiden would give them a little bit of mercy.

***End Of Chapter***

Welp...They'll be having another coma but for a century. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻