***Start Cringing***

***Content: When the Harem meets Ruby's Father—Roger🐺***

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Roger: So...

Ruby: *Is at the kitchen cooking food*

Roger: You're the one who's courting my Daughter?

Kimmy: *Sweating a little* Y-Yes Sir.

Roger: So what brings you here?

Kimmy: *Panics* IPlanOnMarryingHer!

Roger:

Kimmy:

Kimmy: Too soon? 😅

Roger: Veeerrrryyyy...Soon. *Slowly draws out his gun*

Kimmy: W-Wa-wait! Sir..Let's talk! I panicked! I SWEAR!

Roger: The box that's beside your pocket says it otherwise.

Kimmy: *Realizes that the box with the ring insdie dropped on her pocket and is beside her* GEEEM! HELP!

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Roger: How long have you too been dating?

Granger: For about a year and 2 months now Sir.

Roger: If I have to be honest 'Death Chanter', you don't seem to be the type to be in a relationship. So What made you fall inlove with my daughter?

Granger: Non-taken for your Honesty Sir. And to answer your question, she was my sanctuary when I first met her, sir.

Roger: Hmm..I see. Did you have any sexual intercourse with each other?

Granger:

Granger: ...No sir.

Roger: I see... *Slowly draws his gun out* The hickeys and bite marks on both of you while sleeping in my house says it otherwise.

Granger: *Who is Half Naked*....Shit

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Roger: Ashura King

Martis: Roger the Werewolf

Roger: Aren't you a little old to be dating my daughter?

Martis: Aren't the death supposed to be in the afterlife, instead of an reincarnated werewolf that Ruby depises of?

Roger:

Roger: You disrespecting motherfucker. *Transforms into a wolf*

Martis: *Draws his weapon*

Roger & Martis: *Fighting*

Ruby: *Witnessing all this crap fold out*

Ruby: I hate it here.

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Roger: Alucard..

Alucard: *Sweating* R-Roger..

Roger: *Lighting his cigar* How are you and my daughter?

Alucard: We're doing quite fine Sir.

Ruby: *Bashes through the door* ALUCARD! I'M PREGNANT AGAIN!

Roger: *His cigar dropped*

Alucard:

Roger: *Glaring at Alucard* What.the.Fuck.CornTurd? AGAIN?! *Draws his gun out*

Alucard: Wait! LET US TAKE CARE OF THE GEM FIRST! PUT THE GUN DOWN FATHER-IN-LAW!

Roger: I told you not to call me that!

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Roger: Ms.Baroque

Guinevere: Sir Roger..

Roger: So, You wanted my permission to court my daughter? What about your responsibilities at home?

Guinevere: Sir Roger, My responsibilities as a Baroque won't stop me from loving your daughter. And Yes, I wanted your permission.

Roger: I see.. *Slowly draws out gun*

Guinevere: *Uses her magic and separates Roger's gun from him* I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Roger: Apologies then, I was just blinded by my own anger. Especially when you had the audacity to kidnap my daughter. *Brings out a rocket launcher* I want her back, you purple prude.

Guinevere:

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Ruby: Dad! I'm home and decided to bring my boyfriend for you to meet! *Gets inside the house*

Roger: *Reading the newspaper* Welcome home sweetie and who might this boyfriend be?

Claude: *Appears* Yo Father-in-law! Thanks for having me!

Roger:

Roger: I must be dreaming.. *Punches self* ...Seriously?

Ruby: Dad? Are you ok?

Roger: I'm fine sweetheart, though I would like to have a 'personal convo' with your boyfriend here. Do you mind Swetie?

Ruby: Ok, I'll just be in my room then. Bye Claude, Have fun and don't worry, Papa doesn't bite. *Goes to her room*

Roger: *Immediately Glares at Claude*

Claude: 😅✌🏻 Peace?

Roger: You and I are going to have a long convo.

{After a few minutes, Claude is seen getting chased by Roger in his werewolf form. It ws because Claude slipped unto telling Roger about their sexual intercourse}

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Roger: Zhask..

Zhask: Ruby's Father

Roger: *Sigh* What made you fall inlove with my daughter?

Zhask: Nothing to personal, only for a fact that she has changed me into someone better.

Roger: Hmm..I see. Very well, I didn't sense any bad aura around you...Just an awkward one. *Lights his cigar* Though, I would prefer someone humanoid to date my daughter.

Zhask: Isn't it suppose to be the parent's responsibility to support their children's decision, especially when they are like old?

Roger: Did I stutter? 😒

Zhask:

Ruby: *Gets out of the kitchen* Stop being mean to Zhask!

Roger: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!

Ruby: THAT'S MY LOVER YOU'RE TALKING TO!

{*They continued to bicker with Zhask still silently crying but is also getting comforted by his Lover*}

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Roger: So..One of the Paxley, Huh?

Gusion: S-Sir Roger.

Roger: I never thought that a Paxley would fall in love with my daughter. Does your parents know about this?

Gusion: I'm sorry sir but This has nothing to do with me being royalty and my parents. I'm only here to be with my Gem.

Roger: I see..Well would you do me a favour? *Clicks his gun*

Gusion:

Gusion: W-what is it? *Sweat drops as his gun is aimed at him*

Roger: Get.The.Fuck.Out.Of.My.Daughter's.Room.And.The.House.Right.Fucking.Now.PAXLEY.

Gusion: *Is in Ruby's room to either sleep eith her or watch her sleep. Only got caught, jsut recently * ....Shit.

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Roger: I wonder who'll my daughter will bring? *Reading the newspaper *

Ruby: Papa! She's here! 😊

Roger's Mind: Wait..? SHE?!

Ruby: Dad! This is Lesley Vance, Lesley this is my Father Roger.

Lesley: I-Its a very pleasure to meet you Sir Roger.

Roger: Like wise, So you're on of the Vance? Are you royalty?

Lesley: No Sir, I am simply a sniper and the one who watches over Harley, The one who'll rule the Vance like a little brother. I was adopted by his father.

Roger: Hmm...I see. So tell me Vance..

Lesley: Lesley would do fine Sir.

Roger: ...So Lesley..What are your intentions with my Daughter?

Lesley: Simple, I love her and would treat her like the gem she is.

Roger: I see, wonderful to hear Va—Lesley. Wait a minute Ruby..

Ruby: Yes?

Roger: Your scent smells different..*Sniffs* Are you— No way.. *Sniffs*Sniffs* ARE YOU PREGNANT?!

Ruby & Lesley: ....Yes

Roger: *Roger.exe has stopped working and fainted*

Ruby & Lesley: DAD!/ FATHER-IN-LAW!

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Roger: Gord...

Gord: Roger...

Roger:

Gord:

Roger: What are you doing here?

Gord: I could ask the same thing to you?

Roger:

Gord:

Roger and Gord: *Starts to get emotional and hugs each other*

Roger: I can't believe Our students are dating each other, It so cute to watch them.

Gord: I know, it feels so satisfying to see them happy. I love it so much! VALIR!😭😭

Roger: RUBY! 😭😭

Valir & Ruby: *Who are on a date and witnessing all this*

Valir: Wanna just go home and Watch some movies?

Ruby: I'll bake us some Pie for that, Sure.

{They left, Leaving the two emotional adults cry their hearts out.}

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Roger: So...*Clears throat*

Roger: You are said to be 'The Unkillable Might X.borg' my daughter calls, right?

X.Borg: ...Yes sir.

Roger: And you are the one who's responsible with the evile schemes of destroying Eruditio Right?

X.Borg: ...Yes Sir.

Roger: Are you still planning to continue that plan of yours?

X.Borg:

X.Borg: I'm still debating on that sir.

Roger: Will it involve Ruby on your schemes?

X.Borg: N-No sir, I'm not going to risk getting the Gem get hurt nor killed.

Roger: I see... I have a question.

X.Borg: ...W-what that might be? *Sweatdropping*

Roger: Do you know Ruby's backstory?

X.Borg: N-No sir..Though She was planning on telling when she's ready.

Roger: *Puts out his cigar* Well then...Better buckle up boy, cause I'm telling a story.

*A few minutes later*

X.Borg: Ruby! Do you want to paint this whole world red?! Doesn't matter what answer will it be cause we having a crimsom massacre! Pick up your scythe Love!

Roger: Oh look, Its a match made in massacre. 😏

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Roger: I wonder who'll be the person Ruby wants me to meet? Well..At least I get to finally meet her boyfriend, I hope he's the one.

Ruby: Dad! I'm here! And I brought my boyfriend!

Roger: *Turns to face Ruby* Oh..Well Hel— Abyssal Prince. *Glares*

Dyrroth: Well Hello Future Father-in-law~ Its nice to have me here.😏

Roger: And what is the meaning of this, Abyssal Prince? *Still glaring*

Dyrroth: Well...Future Father-in-law~ Just on a date with my Future Wife. *Pulls Ruby close to him* Is there any problem~ Future Father-in-law?

Ruby: Don't be like that Dy. Dad, This is my boyfriend, so please accept him.

Roger: Fine, Fine... I'll accept....*Suddenly smirks at Dyrroth*

Dyrroth & Ruby: *Looks at each other before looking back Roger in confusion* ??

Roger: Only if Dyrroth pay all the underwear he stole from you and the time that he would sneak into your Room and probably take photos or would fuck you in your sleep. 😏

Dyrroth & Ruby:

Ruby: *Look at Dyrroth and Glares*

Dyrroth: Uhh— *Is literally going to die*

Roger: Here's your new and improve scythe Ruby, crafted by Terizla himself. Now, Go get him Little Red!

*A few minutes later*

Dyrroth: *Screaming while trying to stay alive  with Ruby running close behind him*

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Roger: Elf...

Miya: R-Ruby's guardian...

Roger: Not to sound Rude or anything but from my knowledge, you're The Elf King's Sibling right?

Miya: That would be correct.

Roger: I see. So tell me, Elf...*Immediately draws his gun*

Roger: Care to explain why is she staying at your home? Did you kidnap her?

Miya: N-No! That would be brash sir, She's staying because we talking about our plans!

Roger: What plans Elf?

Miya: For the wedding...

Roger:

Roger: Seriously?

Miya: *Nodding vigorously* 😨😨

Roger: Oh well, Have fun. *Walks away*

Miya:

Miya: *Faints*

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[*A knock on the door*]

Roger: *Opens it* Yeah?...

Roger:

Roger: Ruler of the Wind Tribe, What brings your here? Here for my daughter?

Vale: Yes I am Sir. Can I please see Ruby?

Roger: I wish I would Unfortunately...*Puts out his cigar while drawing his gun* She's not here at the moment and so is your life. Why did you made her cry?

Vale:

Vale: ——Shit!

***A few minutes later***

Vale: *Is flying away* Wait! Let's just talk this out Father-in-law!

Roger: I told you not to call me that, You damn Royalty. Get back here and fight like a man!

Vale: But Fa—Sir! It was an accident I swear! I didn't meant it!

Vale's sin: Forgot it was their anniversary and made Ruby waste her good cooking skills for it.

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Roger: How did this happened?

Roger: *Watching Alpha and Ruby being all snuggly on the couch*

Ruby: Alpha's very sweet and very op dad.

Roger:

Roger: How old are you?

Alpha:

Alpha: ...30...

Roger:

Roger: *Faints*

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***End Of Chapter***

I dunno who can I ship Ruby with...

If anyone wants Ruby to be ship with..Sure, jsut give me a reason and explanation.

Though I might add Ruby x Freya 👀👀