Ruby: What's the best thing that has ever happened in your life?

Kimmy: Marrying you. *Shows her both of their wedding rings on*

Ruby: *Blushes* How about others?

Kimmy:

Kimmy: *Smirks* You in bed with me,going wild~

Ruby:

[Wait- what?]

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Alucard: Nothing lasts forever, we can change the future.

Roger: *Bashes through the door* Impregnating my daughter is not something to change the future!

Alucard:

Alucard: Oh shit— *Runs away*

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Ruby: Hey Lesley.

Lesley: Oh hello Ruby,what brings you here? *Checking the range of her sniper*

Ruby: I— Uh— I can't say.. *blushing while Fiddling with her fingers*

Lesley: Aww..Its ok. Just say,I won't judge if its anything bad.

Ruby: Really?

Lesley: Yeah. Now go on,what do you want to tell me?

Ruby: I- I— I'M PREGNANT AND ITS YOURS!

Lesley: ... *Drops her sniper and looks at Ruby* ...

Lesley: April Fools?

Ruby:

Ruby: *show her pregnancy test that says positive*

Lesley:

Lesley: I may have been dreaming...*Punches herself*...Aw shit—!

***After 30 minutes later***

Lesley: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEERRRRRRRRR!

(No..I am not joking, Ruby's pregnant and Lesley's the father. 🤣 How? Magic)

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Claude: Hey Ruby~! *Approaches her* Guess what I got?

Ruby: *Reading a book* Uh-huh..What is it?

Claude: But first..Say the password! 😄

Ruby:

Ruby: *Looks at Claude* 😐😑😐😑😐

Claude: 😄😄

Ruby: 😑😑😑

Claude: 😢 Aww~💔

Ruby: *Sigh* Please Big..Daddy... *Internally screaming*

Claude: 🥰🥰 Yay! Here! *Then leaves*

Ruby: *Has a box inside and opens it and immediately blushes so red* CLAUDE! YOU DAMN THIEF! GIVE ME BACK THE REST OF MY UNDERWEAR!

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Ruby: *singing while sewing a blue cloak*

Granger: Hey Ruby..

Ruby: Yes?

Granger: Has anyone told you that you have a wonderful voice?

Ruby: Not really since I don't sing much on public.

Granger: I see..Though,wanna know something wonderful for me to hear from you?

Ruby: ...Yes?

Granger: The sound of your moans. *Approaches her then instantly carries her bridal style*

Ruby: Granger! We literally done it last night,not again! GRANGER NO!

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Ruby: Ahhh! How can I fix this?

X.borg: *Arrives on her room* Hey,Ailee wanted me to give you thi— What are you doing?

Ruby: Trying to fix this jukebox for extra points, Can you help me with this?

X.borg: Can you fix me first?

Ruby:

X.borg:

Ruby: What?

X.borg: What?

***20 minutes later***

X.borg: *On ruby's lap*

Ruby: There,There...Its alright. I'm here for you.

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Ruby: What's the worst thing that has ever happen to you?

Dyrroth: When you ignored me for a week.😒

Ruby: Dyrroth..

Ruby: You literally bullied Alice,just because she was wearing pumpkin panties.

Dyrroth: But they look ridiculous! 🤣

Ruby: I made them.😑

Dyrroth:

Dyrroth: I love you?

Ruby: The only thing you'll love to hate,is me slamming this book on your face.

Dyrroth: Shi—

[To be continued]

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Gusion: What's the best thing that has ever happened to you?

Ruby: Meeting you.

Gusion: Aww~Thanks hun. Then what's the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

Ruby: Marrying you

Gusion: I'm sorry?😐

Ruby: *In a jail cell* Paxley..😑

Gusion: 😅

(Honestly...How is kidnapping an option? 🤣)

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Martis: Tell me one good reason on why I'm the culprit?

Ruby: Daddy says what?

Martis: What?

Martis:

Martis: Damnit!

Ruby: *Covering Ailee's ears* Language!

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Miya: *Is getting chased down by 3 opponents* Somebody help!

Layla,Brody & Clint: 😈 *Chases Miya down*

Miya: *In low health now* Somebody Help! HANZO STOP STEALING FANNY'S BUFF!

Layla: *about to use her Ult*

***An Enemy has been slain***

*DOUBLE KILL!*

*TRIPLE KILL*

Ruby: Are you ok? Here,Let me help you. *Takes her hand out with a smile*

Miya: *Blushes*...I—Uh..Are you married?

Ruby:

Miya:

***Bonus***

Chou: I'm single 😔

Badang: Hi Single,I'm Badang! Nice to meet you.

Chou: 😭😭😭😭